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pike   08-16-2008 at 05:16:25 PM

UFOs are real

Case closed...Hey ET! I'll have 2 cream and sugar in that green slimy alien coffee please!

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strangestranger   08-16-2008 at 06:25:31 PM
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hasn't this been posted before?

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pike   08-16-2008 at 07:01:00 PM
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not me...no way

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KingLoftusXII   08-17-2008 at 06:27:13 AM
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Of course UFO's are real. Anything flying, that you can't identify, is a UFO.

*throws object quickly at Pike*

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albundy2   08-17-2008 at 07:05:50 AM
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pike, would you happen to be a fan of the radio show "coast to coast"?

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KingLoftusXII   08-17-2008 at 07:11:14 AM
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Or Riley Martin on Sirius Stern 101? He claims to have lived with aliens and reproduced with them.

http://www.rileymartin.com/

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pike   08-17-2008 at 06:21:10 PM
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albundy2 wrote :

pike, would you happen to be a fan of the radio show "coast to coast"?



Never heard of it.

You know, the fact that so much stuff floating around are hoaxes or looney cases that it makes it very easy for the real stuff to go by unnoticed.

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pike   08-17-2008 at 06:24:56 PM
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KingLoftusXII wrote :

Or Riley Martin on Sirius Stern 101? He claims to have lived with aliens and reproduced with them.

http://www.rileymartin.com/




Seems far too "holywood" to me.

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KingLoftusXII   08-17-2008 at 08:06:40 PM
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Oh believe me, he's not Hollywood. He's usually drunk and pee's into a jug while on air. Tues @midnight est. Sign up for a free trial at Sirius.com and check him out. Select talk, Howard Stern, Channel 101. It streams online.

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pike   08-17-2008 at 10:12:00 PM
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Well let's say it's all true. How will that change things?

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zpyrd   08-18-2008 at 05:56:41 AM
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Oh $hit...I don't think I can sneak out of this thread without rising the interest of a wingding. Maybe I can hide in the one of the many wardrobe bags his Misses owns.

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Vokofpolisiekar   08-18-2008 at 08:41:18 AM
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UFOs are real in the most purist of the words form, like King explained.

The Alien factor is where you see copious amounts of weed/mind altering substance usage by, ironically enough, not the brightest tool in the shed person. He then starts seeing things that aren't really there, but seeing that it's on a farm (more ironically - the secluded place) he then has the "capability" to convince like minded idiots and thanks to the low standard of media, it's spread all across the globe.

Once again, the issue is that even with media being of low standards, the spread thereof depends on the susceptibility of the individual whom is receiving it. Luckily, they aren't as many as one might think.

One should also not confuse the once in a blue moon acid/mushroom taker. They do see things that aren't there, BUT they tend to recover and then move on with life. This is where I'll slip in the hippy hypothesis - they take some drugs but due to some glitch in the chemical side of their brains that drug actually triggers irreversable notions around equality and peace. To counter the possibility of some hippy stating that he/she/it don't use drugs - hippynism tends to carry over from genetics.

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mugz   08-18-2008 at 10:52:57 AM
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Not this hoary old debate again.

*puts out a contract on Xenu*

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pike   08-21-2008 at 09:26:18 PM
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Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

UFOs are real in the most purist of the words form, like King explained.

The Alien factor is where you see copious amounts of weed/mind altering substance usage by, ironically enough, not the brightest tool in the shed person. He then starts seeing things that aren't really there, but seeing that it's on a farm (more ironically - the secluded place) he then has the "capability" to convince like minded idiots and thanks to the low standard of media, it's spread all across the globe.

Once again, the issue is that even with media being of low standards, the spread thereof depends on the susceptibility of the individual whom is receiving it. Luckily, they aren't as many as one might think.

One should also not confuse the once in a blue moon acid/mushroom taker. They do see things that aren't there, BUT they tend to recover and then move on with life. This is where I'll slip in the hippy hypothesis - they take some drugs but due to some glitch in the chemical side of their brains that drug actually triggers irreversable notions around equality and peace. To counter the possibility of some hippy stating that he/she/it don't use drugs - hippynism tends to carry over from genetics.




drugs are a catalist to awareness and if you aren't prepared for what will come up in your 'heightened' awareness than you will get in trouble........it may indeed be the stairway too heaven but what happens if you go down that stairway............................

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KingLoftusXII   08-22-2008 at 02:56:01 AM
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pike wrote :

it may indeed be the stairway too heaven but what happens if you go down that stairway



You've drunkenly been reading the bible upside down again haven't you?

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Vokofpolisiekar   08-22-2008 at 08:20:36 AM
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pike wrote :

drugs are a catalist to awareness and if you aren't prepared for what will come up in your 'heightened' awareness than you will get in trouble........it may indeed be the stairway too heaven but what happens if you go down that stairway............................



Fcuk the stairway. When you are on drugs, then it's an escalator ALL the way and there's no reverse... Times have changed since that Led Zep song whom the rest of the world [mistakenly] took up as their only good song.

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JustPlainJef   08-22-2008 at 12:31:52 PM
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Really? They had other songs???


I'm not aware of any Zep fan that likes only Stairway.

Actually, I'm not even aware of anyone that only knows Stairway...


If I had to pick (which I don't), I think my two favorites are "Bring it on Home" and....
(Checks Wikipedia as Bohemian Rhapsody is on and I can't think)
How Many More Times...


Good times...


We will not let you go!

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pike   08-22-2008 at 03:55:26 PM
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Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

Fcuk the stairway. When you are on drugs, then it's an escalator ALL the way and there's no reverse... Times have changed since that Led Zep song whom the rest of the world [mistakenly] took up as their only good song.



never heard of "bad trips"...that's when you go DOWN the stairs instead of up...i've been lucky not to have had too many really bad ones of those

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pike   08-22-2008 at 03:57:25 PM
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"hotel california" is pretty cool too

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RobD   08-22-2008 at 03:59:19 PM
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Come on then Pike, your starter for ten. What was Hotel California about?

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I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
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pike   08-22-2008 at 04:53:35 PM
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you know, for songs that are a little spaced out or spaced in if you like, i beleive everyone may have their own interpretation and what the writter mean with the song becomes really less important

To me Hotel california is an exploration into an altered awareness of things...a seperate reality you may say and for me to tell what the story of this song means to me is a little personal... i rahter keep that to myself for now if you don't mind

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WingDing   08-22-2008 at 04:54:18 PM
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That's fine, no-one really cares what you think anyway [/cold]

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Ninjahedge   08-22-2008 at 05:03:16 PM
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Hotel Cali is just a weak attempt to get surreal.

It reminds me of a kind of high-school trip into Dali-land. A bunch of singers trying to be artistic and writing it after a long ride on DisneyLands "Haunted Mansion" ride.


As for Zep, there are many that are better. Most of which they ripped off of classic blues, but still did a good job on.

We've done 4 allready
But now we're steady and
1
2
3
4
Brwew-dew-der-da-dew.....

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pike   08-22-2008 at 05:06:29 PM
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WingDing wrote :

That's fine, no-one really cares what you think anyway [/cold]




if you don't care then STOP replying to my posts with your trash [/ Knocks sense into the stupid dingding]

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Ninjahedge   08-22-2008 at 05:08:16 PM
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It's a car wreck Pike.

We stand here and stare at your grammer, and wonder what "substance" is leaking out the driver's side door.....

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pike   08-22-2008 at 05:10:18 PM
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Well your right about Hotel california as Dark side of the moon has a much deeper storyline to it.......

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RobD   08-22-2008 at 05:10:21 PM
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Hotel California is actually about drug rehab Pike.

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I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
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Ninjahedge   08-22-2008 at 05:12:22 PM
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I can see that.

I still don't care, but I can see that. ;)

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pike   08-22-2008 at 05:14:42 PM
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Ninjahedge wrote :

It's a car wreck Pike.

We stand here and stare at your grammer, and wonder what "substance" is leaking out the driver's side door.....




grammar is one thing but putting words together to have them make some kind of intelligent statement is another

please reword that sentence, but just in case i'll simply repeat what i've said before that english is NOT my first language...it is however my mother tongue but that's something else

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pike   08-22-2008 at 05:16:14 PM
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RobD wrote :

Hotel California is actually about drug rehab Pike.



my interpretation was about a spiritual quest which is close enough

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Ninjahedge   08-22-2008 at 05:58:25 PM
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Pike.

I made an analogy.

It was also an insult, comparing your posts to car accidents that people stop to look at on the highway. The grammar is just the tip of the iceberg.

When you try to post something that other people do not believe in (existential theorems, thoughts on life, time, existance) and then have a problem with expressing it, it is a car wreck. Sometimes it is a "train wreck" meaning that the cargo is lost because something got on the track and disrupted everything.

the "something leaking out the drivers side door" implies a dead driver. That has multiple meanings impling that teh driver of teh thread is dead or "damaged" and that we have a morbid fascination with this.

So even though Wing may be insulting you (as par for the course on this board) his declaration of lack of interest is not enough of a reason for him to stop posting.

He says he is not interested, but I think it is more accurate to say he does not care.


Now that that dead horse has been pounded into Taco Bell "beefy" burritos I think I have had enough....

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RobD   08-22-2008 at 06:05:16 PM
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Well fcuk me sideways. I never had you down as a psychoanalyst NH.

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shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
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JustPlainJef   08-22-2008 at 06:18:46 PM
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http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/beat_deadhorse.gif

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pike   08-22-2008 at 06:27:00 PM
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NH, my path has gone places you can only read about...with you they are things in your mind, simply images and concepts without any energy from experience, while i have walked the path, have lived the experiences with the scars that come with them, you only read about them ...pleasant reading

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Ninjahedge   08-22-2008 at 06:56:31 PM
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RobD wrote :

Well fcuk me sideways. I never had you down as a psychoanalyst NH.

 


1. I value my nads, so I am sorry, I cannot fark you sideways.
2. You never had me down, and you never will GODDAMMIT!!!! ;)
3. I am. I am plenty Psycho! And how did you know I did analysis???!?!?!?

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Ninjahedge   08-22-2008 at 06:57:30 PM
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pike wrote :

NH, my path has gone places you can only read about...with you they are things in your mind, simply images and concepts without any energy from experience, while i have walked the path, have lived the experiences with the scars that come with them, you only read about them ...pleasant reading

 


Yeah yeah. Whatever.


JPJ, is that a horse or an arse that you are beating with your stick?

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KingLoftusXII   08-22-2008 at 08:51:59 PM
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RobD wrote :

Hotel California is actually about drug rehab Pike.



Actually, and I say this with all do respect, the dude from the Eagles who wrote the music for it (and has since been kicked out - over $) said Don wrote the lyrics to it as they were driving one night from Las Vegas back to L.A. Some also hypothesis it's about a whorehouse. But alas, it's about a seemingly inescapable long nighttime drive through the desert with lights in the distance that never seem to get closer.

He was on Stern a month or so ago.

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dwellman   08-22-2008 at 10:53:26 PM
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So, in other words, King, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar?

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KingLoftusXII   08-23-2008 at 12:26:12 AM
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Yes, and sometimes it's s a big black d*ck with an empty suit c*ck sucker sucking on the wet end of it.

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dwellman   08-23-2008 at 02:44:24 AM
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Oh, would that be the fourth or fifth Jim Beam you be holdin'?

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RobD   08-23-2008 at 11:23:17 AM
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KingLoftusXII wrote :

Actually, and I say this with all do respect, the dude from the Eagles who wrote the music for it (and has since been kicked out - over $) said Don wrote the lyrics to it as they were driving one night from Las Vegas back to L.A. Some also hypothesis it's about a whorehouse. But alas, it's about a seemingly inescapable long nighttime drive through the desert with lights in the distance that never seem to get closer.

He was on Stern a month or so ago.



Oh fcuk, I've been sold a lemon. Damn. :(

...*skulks off for a beer*...

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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zpyrd   08-23-2008 at 12:59:29 PM
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I'll take a beer too.

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pike   08-23-2008 at 10:27:07 PM
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vodka here please ....Hail to Mosko!

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Tom_Smart   08-25-2008 at 02:49:21 PM
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Hotel California (Hell Freezes Over version) played on a twelve string is one of our kid's party pieces. Fcuker is far too good at it for my liking.[/not jealous at all no sir, not me]

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albundy2   06-12-2009 at 09:59:04 AM
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fcuk you and your necroposting crap, but you're all idiot's if you don't know what hotel california is about... PRISON!

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pike   06-13-2009 at 12:41:59 AM
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we are ALL in a prison... of our own making....

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strangestranger   06-13-2009 at 12:11:03 PM
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SWF file

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Ninjahedge   06-15-2009 at 05:42:20 PM
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JustPlainJef wrote :

Really? They had other songs???


I'm not aware of any Zep fan that likes only Stairway.

Actually, I'm not even aware of anyone that only knows Stairway...


If I had to pick (which I don't), I think my two favorites are "Bring it on Home" and....
(Checks Wikipedia as Bohemian Rhapsody is on and I can't think)
How Many More Times...


Good times...


We will not let you go!



For some strange reason "Fool in the Rain" comes to mind......

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Ninjahedge   06-15-2009 at 05:46:06 PM
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And for some other strange reason I forgot that I ever replied to this thread (there was NO FLAG!!!)

>durf<

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pike   06-22-2009 at 11:20:41 PM
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strangestranger wrote :

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Excellent...we do indeed need to "break free"

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