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pike   08-22-2008 at 01:00:39 AM

Yes, this has been delt with before...what hasn't.

Orgasm goes hand in hand with procreation. Procreation has one and one only reason for existing and that is to perpetuate the species. We are now how many on the planet? You can guess the rest!



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KingLoftusXII   08-22-2008 at 02:48:39 AM
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pike wrote :

Orgasm goes hand in hand



You're wife might help with that if you'd wash your d*ck.[/cross thread]

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+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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Vokofpolisiekar   08-22-2008 at 08:27:52 AM
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pike wrote :

My orgasm goes nob in hand.



Fixed. Poorly.

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Flakes   08-22-2008 at 10:07:23 AM
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pike wrote :


Orgasm goes hand in hand



Left? Right? or Both?

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Vokofpolisiekar   08-22-2008 at 10:48:50 AM
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Alternating, without missing a stroke.

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pike   08-22-2008 at 06:43:29 PM
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it was a long shot i will admit

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Flakes   08-22-2008 at 09:17:19 PM
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you really expected a serious answer from a topic containing the word orgasm?

 


i normally just lie on my back straight and lick the tip... you know "look no hands"

 

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changed because i was obviously having a stupid moment.


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gomerpile   08-29-2008 at 04:21:43 PM
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ask wingding which stroke is best. Try this get a airpump wiff won of those thingys you'd use to pump up a football. Stick the thingy up your peepee hole and have some specie start pumping. See what happens.
worked for wingding.

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pike   09-03-2008 at 09:03:26 PM
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my peepee hole.........:)

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NewLCD123   10-19-2008 at 03:34:50 AM
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pike wrote :

Yes, this has been delt with before...what hasn't.

Orgasm goes hand in hand with procreation. Procreation has one and one only reason for existing and that is to perpetuate the species. We are now how many on the planet? You can guess the rest!




When a male mates a female of same species, the male expels semen in what's known as an orgasm. Semen contains millions of sperm, one of which fertilizes the egg and this results in procreation.

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KingLoftusXII   10-19-2008 at 06:15:13 AM
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F*ck off.

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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RobD   10-19-2008 at 05:52:27 PM
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I concur. Fcuk off.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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audiovoodoo   10-19-2008 at 09:56:59 PM
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** Calls in plague of dead pixels ** [/Mugz]

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NewLCD123   10-20-2008 at 04:19:55 AM
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RobD..........."Professional Swearist" might want to change professions. I last checked, uttering explictives doesn't pay very much. It also tends not to make friends and scares away the females.

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RobD   10-20-2008 at 09:08:20 AM
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I get by, thank you very much. Now bugger off you twatheaded spunkbucket.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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Vokofpolisiekar   10-22-2008 at 10:46:26 AM
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NewLCD123 wrote :

RobD..........."Professional Swearist" might want to change professions. I last checked, uttering explictives doesn't pay very much. It also tends not to make friends and scares away the females.



What a user name. You must be the pride of the family with such a low IQ that still remains in the single digit realm?

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lvdax   10-24-2008 at 06:56:32 AM
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..*Yawn*..

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+10 GIMP Bonus|+5 Disturbing Pics Bonus|+5 Open source adulteration.|-3 basic fixed gag | +13 aimed at Jef |
+5 Null Points(+5 too much time -5 work too much = +5 Null) |...*** GIMPAGE!! ***...

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4ryan6   10-25-2008 at 08:13:46 PM
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pike life without orgasm is, Death!

have you been huffing a fart pike?

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NewLCD123   11-06-2008 at 12:10:35 PM
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Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

What a user name. You must be the pride of the family with such a low IQ that still remains in the single digit realm?




The IQ tests ive taken have put my score in the 130s. I would get anywhere from 95th to 99th percentile depending on the test. You couldn't figure out that my user name means I bought a new LCD recently. It's a big deal since ive always been a CRT fan and dissed LCDs.

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KingLoftusXII   11-06-2008 at 01:01:26 PM
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Yippee for you...


**golf clap**

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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Vokofpolisiekar   11-07-2008 at 07:27:41 AM
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NewLCD123 wrote :

The IQ tests ive taken have put my score in the 130s. I would get anywhere from 95th to 99th percentile depending on the test. You couldn't figure out that my user name means I bought a new LCD recently. It's a big deal since ive always been a CRT fan and dissed LCDs.



A ten question IQ test doesn't make it an official IQ test chum.

The fact that you would name your nick NewLCD123 just serves to confirm that your IQ isn't very inspiring. People with an IQ of less than 30 can even come up with a more ingenious nick.

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BomberBill   11-07-2008 at 12:26:40 PM
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pike wrote :

Yes, this has been delt with before...what hasn't.

Orgasm goes hand in hand with procreation. Procreation has one and one only reason for existing and that is to perpetuate the species. We are now how many on the planet? You can guess the rest!



ROFL! I love it. What a thread.

Pikelet -- "Entertaining the forum for 6 years!"


The world loves a f*ck, Pikey. What can you say?

:D


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audiovoodoo   11-07-2008 at 12:38:05 PM
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BomberBill wrote :

What can you say?



Swallow Bitch?

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BomberBill   11-07-2008 at 12:44:39 PM
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"You're clean, right?" [/a hesitant Rise propositions a Toledo street worker at the tender age of 27]



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llama_man   11-10-2008 at 02:38:29 PM
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NewLCD123 wrote :

RobD..........."Professional Swearist" might want to change professions. I last checked, uttering explictives doesn't pay very much. It also tends not to make friends and scares away the females.


Poor grammar and bad spelling. Did you even bother going to school?

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exit2dos   11-11-2008 at 02:57:33 AM
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It's been nearly 3 months, and I still can't find the poll.

..*Licks window.*..

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