I need some help.
For Xmas I got this really wild computer as a gift from some guy named G. Baltar. When I open up the case the CPU is called a Kobol 2000 and then there's some weird characters and at the bottom it says: Made In New Caprica. It had a wireless antenna on a BSG card and when I activated it there was this biga$$ sonic boom over my house and this knockout 6 foot tall blonde bombshell in this slinky dress walked in with this 8 foot tall shiny chrome toaster dude. They thanked me for activating the homing beacon that allowed something called Cylons to find Earth without needing Jupiter's Eye. Now, my question is, the blonde wants to take me to a beach and bang my ba!!s off... should I take along some Arctic Silver?