Katy Perry

She preformed this song acoustically on Howard Stern 2 weeks ago. F*ck me, she can actually sing. Nice job being a few months behind on it though.

She actually did kiss a chick at bar, and wrote the song about it. Artie had the best line. "Are you gonna eat a c*nt for a follow up?"

No, it came from her kissing a girl at a bar. I heard her say it. I already told you that.

*smacks pike*

Twice.

*punches pike*

Once, that's all it took.

*knows you're a retard.

*punches pike again*

Scarlett.... Hmmmmmmmmmmm....

yes it was written by someone else

*drools over scarlett and katy and kylie and and and

do i have to google "wank" ?

Worth a fondle?

what seat number did they have...be precise dammit or else f*ck off!

"more newer" she said ?

that's my kind of girl

I read that too. I'll see if I can find the whole Stern interview where she denies it.

Eee no likey.

i honestly have trouble grasping the possibility of not being attracted to this young sex goddess

What I find unattractive:

Her fame.

I did my best Pike, but I couldn't find any topless photos of Katy Perry.

Never heard of her. I have heard of a Nelly Furtado. I would have to say. . . closer, but being married, its difficult-- if not impossible-- to find other women attractive. It doesn't help that they're prety much lousy singers sans enhancement.

I thought you said you were married, not dead...

I am also married, and I will look at everything. I find most women attractive in some way (not all, so don't bother posting a link to some nasty hippy girl and asking what's attractive about her), and I have impure thoughts about many. But at the end of the day, I'm going to be home with my wife.


And I'm OK with that.

I also agree, wives are great.
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Ah yes, the exception to the rule... Speaking of which, I gotta see if she can get me in for a quickie this afternoon...


Rob, on a related note, would you also agree with this statement (not that it pertains to me)...

It's only cheating if (s)he doesn't approve of what you are doing.

We had a co-worker (a real God-botherer) tell us that sleeping with someone else is cheating even if your partner is OK with it, and also went on to say that cyber-sex is cheating, because he lost his wife that way.

He was also against role-playing in the bedroom... (With his wife, don't even think of putting me anywhere near this guy).

cyber-sex is the same as phone-sex, it's just a w@nk.
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Same as a blowjob, just a face w@nk. My favourite is the two-lesbian-sisters w@nk.
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Hey Biggie, are you looking forward to Wednesday?
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Meh

Well, he wasn't bothering us with it. The discussion started with myself and another co-worker due to a spam message he got. Then GodWad jumped in and said it was cheating...

And I don't feel that cybersex is cheating, as it's just a personal hand shandy. But I believe you owe your partner full disclosure about it before things get too serious. And if they say no, and you do it behind their back, then it's cheating...

It's also better if there's no personal relationship. If you call a sex line and talk to someone different every week, it's a little different than setting dates and times to chat with the same person every week.


If there's no physical contact, and you are hooked on the act, and not the person on the other end of the line, I don't see it as a big deal...