A new toy for the Wingdings!!!

Hello Wingdings

I found a new toy you guys might like to play with!
Feel free to test it out on the forum Hippie! :non:

http://www.medievality.com/pear-of-anguish.html

Enjoy,
Please post devistating descriptions of the use of your new toy.

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Got this bad boy last week

Spoiler :

Beautifully crafted stainless steel c0ck cage

Message edited by Assman on 09-06-2008 at 09:41:24 PM

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Reply to Assman

I never liked error 404.

Dinky Linky No Worky

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Reply to zpyrd

fixed

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Reply to Assman

looks painfull... why would you want one?

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Reply to albundy2

That's a rhetorical question.

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Reply to Assman

Can I try it on the hippy?

Reply to WingDing

Hippies are c0ckless creatures.
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Message edited by Tom_Smart on 09-06-2008 at 11:05:27 PM

Reply to Tom_Smart

So what? I'm sure wingy can figure something out...

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Reply to Assman

Why not use both Wingdings?

Although, I'm not sure what the purpose of the steel c0ck cage is for.

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Reply to zpyrd

All I know is that I came into the thread, and was able to see Zpyrd's AND Assman's avatits.

Twice.

On the same screen.

And I lost about 45 minutes of my life.

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Reply to JustPlainJef

I had a similar result.

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Reply to mugz

It sure is a nice sight, innit?

Edit for typo.

Message edited by Vokofpolisiekar on 09-08-2008 at 03:30:55 PM

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Yes. Yes it is...

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Reply to JustPlainJef

For those interested, this article seems to be an authoritative reference on pearing.

Reply to Anoobis

Glad you're enjoying 'em.

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Reply to Assman

I've got a great set of bouncing gif tits I'd like to post except my damn Internet provider spits back my password when I use my ftp client.

Logging in to upload to public webspace is a crap shoot. One hour it doesn't work. Wait a while and log in works.

Zippy thinks he's not getting the hooter service he's paying for.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
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Reply to zpyrd

Oh yeah...password was finally accepted!!!

Bouncing Hooters

Spoiler :

They're ƒucking hypnotizing.

I think these tits are worth posting in their own thread.

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Reply to zpyrd

I'm guessing you and Assman don't get laid much.

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

No, but they have extremely muscular forearms.

Reply to WingDing

Yes, but even they score anal on a rare occasion...

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Reply to JustPlainJef

KingLoftusXII wrote :

I'm guessing you and Assman don't get laid much.

Well I could get laid three times a day if I could get by the rank stench coming from the cnut of the tawt I lived with. But my standards are a litttle above a Wingdings.
Not to mention Assman and I probably get more women to voluntarily have sex with us than a Wingding does.

(waiting for another wingding bastage award)

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
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Reply to zpyrd

Dr. Hooter and I have our standards high, nevertheless, "we deliver"

Message edited by Assman on 09-16-2008 at 05:25:42 AM

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Reply to Assman

Voluntarysex doesn't appeal to me anyway. I prefer surprise sex, or rigor mortis sex.

Bastage denied.

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Message edited by WingDing on 09-16-2008 at 09:02:25 AM

Reply to WingDing

WingDing wrote :

Windingsex doesn't appeal to me anyway. I prefer Jef sex, or Tom Smart sex.

Anal denied.

[/Mrs W]

Fixed.

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Reply to llama_man

Not necessarily in that order.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

And you left yourself out of that list, llamaman... We all know she likes to cuddle up in your fur after you make her scream.

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Reply to JustPlainJef

True, but I'm not there as much as you guys. I have important work to do at Mugz Labs doing the motion capture for the new range of llama suits.

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Reply to llama_man

Ahhhh...

How long can it take to capture the motion of a llama? And they are used for baiting the Wingding! You could throw a medium-sized rock out there and tell him it's a llama, and he'll violate it!

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Reply to JustPlainJef

Good point.

* goes out for long, boozy lunch with Mugz, leaving some hapless junior lab tech with a rock, some PCBs and soldering iron *

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Reply to llama_man

...*crashes lunch*...

'sup?

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Reply to JustPlainJef

* Passes Jef the bottle and orders another *

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Reply to llama_man

***arrives late and already half pissed***

Less than three hours to the game lads, better start on the shorts.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

Tom_Smart wrote :

***arrives late and already half pissed***

Less than three hours to the game lads, better start on the shorts

Shorts or shots? Perhaps you've had enough. Cans. Cans???[/crossthread]

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

Shorts.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

Shorts? Smaller drinks?[/clueless American]

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

Short pants. He lost his on the way over, and so now he's gotta start looking for them.

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Reply to JustPlainJef

Shorts are spirits.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

No comment

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Reply to zpyrd

Tom_Smart wrote :

Shorts are spirits.

Aaah, gotcha. Well in that case, I strongly agree.

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

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