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Hello, I am new to the forums. Check me out, I'm pretty hot. :hello:

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Richie_W wrote :

Hello, I am new to the forums. Abuse me, I'm a complete fcuking moron. :hello:

Fixed.

A word to the (not so) wise. Read the stickies, then fcuk off forthwith.

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shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

unless you are a female who can post naked pics and prove it is you, fcuk off and die noob.

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Reply to strangestranger

RobD wrote :

Fixed.

A word to the (not so) wise. Read the stickies, then fcuk off forthwith.

Don't act like you're not interested!

Reply to Richie_W

strangestranger wrote :

unless you are a female who can post naked pics and prove it is you, fcuk off and die noob.

I'm a guy - But trust me, you'd find me hot. :kaola:

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Reply to Richie_W

I'm interested alright. Interested in twatting you with a cricket bat.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Hmmm, talk dirty to me. Make sure you don't get a LBW.

Reply to Richie_W

fcuk it, *gets out branding iron* where do you want the word noob branded?

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Reply to strangestranger

...*rings the Wingy bell*...

...* stuffs DickLick_W into Oprah's dripping minge, along with 3 baked hams*...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

...*a Wingding enters, sporting an erection the approximate size of Peru*...

Reply to WingDing

Richie_W wrote :

I'm pretty hot.

They are all hot as an oven, and have devoured their judges; all their kings are fallen; there is none among them that calleth unto Me.

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Reply to dwellman

Richie_W wrote :

I'm a guy - But trust me, you'd find me hot. :kaola:

That with a laptop and iPhone is way beyond metrosexual and well into handbag-full-of-rainbows land.
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Message edited by Tom_Smart on 09-09-2008 at 10:30:03 PM

Reply to Tom_Smart

Winces...as Wingding mounts the noob.

Retreats to three pages of bouncing tits.

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Reply to zpyrd

Tom_Smart wrote :

handbag-full-of-rainbows

Indeed.

Reply to dwellman

dwellman wrote :

They are all hot as an oven, and have devoured their judges; all their kings are fallen; there is none among them that calleth unto Me.

How Biblical (I had to Google that though, I'm not very* religious). I do like it very much though.

* at all.

Reply to Richie_W

Tom_Smart wrote :

That with a laptop and iPhone is way beyond metrosexual and well into handbag-full-of-rainbows land.

I also dress in pink t-shirts*, skinny jeans*, and listen to McFly*.

* Lies!

Reply to Richie_W

*enters*
*rapes*
*leaves for someone in a pink t-shirt, skinny jeans and with tits*

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Reply to Assman

Bah. I got a picture for Dickie_W, but I can't get to Photobucket anymore from work.

=o(

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

Why waste your own time? He's a retard and you'd probably end up having to explain said picture to him.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Richie_W wrote :

Hello, I am new to the forums. Check me out, I'm pretty hot. :hello:

Ow heck, I got the time so here:

It's animals and simple, so you ought to understand it.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Am I the one on the right? Woof woof boys!

Reply to Richie_W

You wish you bastard child - maybe if you look from behind yes. You should sue your parents for not putting you in the abortion bin. Fcuk, for all I know you probably were there and just crawled out.

You just know when you deal with utter stupidity - its the same as those apes that go on live tv, get proper fcuked over and still have something to say afterwards.

Go annoy your kind and be usefull for a change.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

...*applauds*...

I couldn't have said it any better. Well done that man.

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shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

RobD wrote :

...*applauds*...

I couldn't have said it any better. Well done that man.

Nah, you just couldn't have said it. :hello:

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Message edited by Richie_W on 09-10-2008 at 05:19:27 PM

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Cnut.
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Richie_W wrote :

Nah, you just couldn't have said it. :hello:

Cnut.

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shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

RobD wrote :

Cnut.

The same to you sir. :hello:

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Reply to Richie_W

Cnut.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

cùnt

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Reply to zpyrd

zpyrd wrote :

cùnt

Finnaly, some originality. I was begininng to think ALL the people down here are drones.

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Reply to Richie_W

Chode

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Reply to zpyrd

Richie_W wrote :

Blah, blah, blah...

You're the "seminal" drool of a long-dead rancid cnut after a few rounds from Wingy's mobile penetration unit.

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

Richie_W wrote :

Nah, you just couldn't have said it. :hello:

You are a persistant focker aren't you? Persistant and useless.

Now sod off. You presense for our amusement has been overstayed. You just dont' retort with anything noteworthy and you use too much smileys and you stink of afterbirth wanting acceptance.

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Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Mobile penetration unit.

BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

You are a persistant focker aren't you? Persistant and useless.

Now sod off. You presense for our amusement has been overstayed. You just dont' retort with anything noteworthy and you use too much smileys and you stink of afterbirth wanting acceptance.

I'll try and fix this child-like use of the English language so the rest of us can understand this 'insult' :

Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

You are a persistant focker aren't you? Persistant and useless.

Now sod off. Your presence for our amusement has been overstayed *. You just don't retort with anything noteworthy, you use too many smileys and you stink of afterbirth wanting acceptance.

* I'm not even sure if that sentence makes sense.

Love you :hello:

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Reply to Richie_W

If you'd take a second to examine where he lives, rather than assume this holier-than-thou stance, then you'd understand.

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shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

RobD wrote :

If you'd take a second to examine where he lives, rather than assume this holier-than-thou stance, then you'd understand.

If he's big enough to play down here, he can be big enough to learn to spell.

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Reply to Richie_W

His posts read fine to me. I'm sure the other regulars round here feel the same. However, for someone so "new" to start proclaiming how it should be is a bit rich really, isn't it?

Maybe if you stop making so much effort to get on everyone's tits, things would be different.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Richie_W wrote :

If he's big enough to play down here, he can be big enough to learn to spell.

Actually I'm busy with huge engineering changes the past two weeks - so I'm not going to waste my time spell checking for your kut face. Had it been a reply to someone more noteworthy than your sorry a$$, I'd actually do the effort. And ace to you for coming back on spelling "mistakes" - try wit because even in my hurried response I could still write a post that made sense, of which one sentence you still don't get and hence you still being here.

Compressed it means fcuk off - proper.

Poes.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Richie you should probably go back up to the surface and get some sun.

It is dark and cold down here and full of Gollumites.

Technicially your a cold fish and they are hungry.

You might need a course of antibiotics if you stay much longer ... or at least some cream and a couple of towels.

Unless you like being treated like this??

There is a term for that ... the Wingding might be able to help you out ... ask him??

lol .... / runs

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