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Hello everyone. As you all know, I'm pretty hot. A hot guy needs a hot car.
Looking around, I've taken an interest in a Honda CRX MK2 (1.6 VTec). http://www.rsiauto.fr/images/HONDA [...] VTEC-1.jpg
They're not bad to say they're over 15years old (£2000 / $4000 for a decent condition one). I was wondering if anyone has owned one in the past / has any experience with them)
Love Richie. 
| Richie_W wrote : Looking around, I've taken an interest in a Honda CRX MK2 (1.6 VTec). http://www.rsiauto.fr/images/HONDA [...] VTEC-1.jpg
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Fcuking peasant.
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Reply to Richie_W
What did you reckon to the VTec? - kicks in at around 5500RPM I love it 
Message edited by Richie_W on 09-10-2008 at 05:54:33 AM
And unfortunately out of my price / insurance range 
Message edited by Richie_W on 09-10-2008 at 06:01:36 AM
| KingLoftusXII wrote : Much prefer the newer 2.4's. More torque. |
Torque...a value riceboys can't comprehend.
Glad to see you do!
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| Richie_W wrote : A fan of Liverpool? Wallet stealing bastard |
You piece of fcuking sh!t. That's not even remotely funny, just sick, you fcuking moron. You are sicker than the vile filth who printed that bollocks. I hope you wrap that fcuking car around a lamp-post you fcuking cnut.
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| Richie_W wrote : Hello everyone. As you all know, I'm pretty hot. A hot guy needs a hot car.
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I don't care what car you buy. All I ask is you drive it very very fast into a brick wall and do yourself in. Muppet.
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD
| RobD wrote : I don't care what car you buy. All I ask is you drive it very very fast into a brick wall and do yourself in. Muppet. |
You wouldn't want me doing that! Your mother/spouse/significant other will be getting plenty of 'lifts' from me, and I'm sure you wouldn't want them to get hurt.
| Tom_Smart wrote : You piece of fcuking sh!t. That's not even remotely funny, just sick, you fcuking moron. You are sicker than the vile filth who printed that bollocks. I hope you wrap that fcuking car around a lamp-post you fcuking cnut.
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I couldn't possibly beat StrangerStranger's reply 
| RobD wrote : You've only been here 5 minutes and already you're resorting to lame-ass mother gags. |
Yeah, I know I tried to mix it up, but yeah - I feel I can do better given time. It's all about focus and determination to be as obscene and cave-man like as possible - You have the skills, you even throw in 'retard' for extra impact.
| zpyrd wrote : Torque...a value riceboys can't comprehend.
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As the old saying goes, horsepower sells cars, torque actually moves them. 
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Reply to KingLoftusXII
| strangestranger wrote : fixed. (this guy ain't that bad if he can that sort of response from tom) |
I can understand your amusement at him getting a rise from me, I don't really have a problem with that. I can't understand what either of you find funny about 96 innocent deaths caused by incompetent dibble, an outrageous lie published in a rag for the brain dead and a disgraceful cover-up orchestrated by said fcuking moron dibble.
I still see people to this day that are still suffering from that.
You are a cnut.
Have a read of the list. They were all real people with real families and friends.
John Alfred Anderson (62), Thomas Howard (39), Colin Mark Ashcroft (19), Thomas Anthony Howard (14), James Gary Aspinall (18), Eric George Hughes (42), Kester Roger Marcus Bal (16) Alan Johnston (29) Gerard Bernard Patrick Baron (67) Christine Anne Jones (27) Simon Bell (17) Gary Philip Jones (18), Barry Sidney Bennett (26), Richard Jones (25), David John Benson (22), Nicholas Peter Joynes (27), David William Birtle (22), Anthony Peter Kelly (29), Tony Bland (22), Michael David Kelly (38), Paul David Brady (21), Carl David Lewis (18), Andrew Mark Brookes (26), David William Mather (19), Carl Brown (18), Brian Christopher Mathews (38), David Steven Brown (25), Francis Joseph McAllister (27), Henry Thomas Burke (47), John McBrien (18), Peter Andrew Burkett (24), Marion Hazel McCabe (21), Paul William Carlile (19), Joseph Daniel McCarthy (21), Raymond Thomas Chapman(50), Peter McDonnell (21), Gary Christopher Church (19), Alan McGlone (28), Joseph Clark (29), Keith McGrath (17), Paul Clark (18), Paul Brian Murray (14), Gary Collins (22), Lee Nicol (14), Stephen Paul Copoc (20), Stephen Francis O'Neill (17), Tracey Elizabeth Cox (23), Jonathon Owens (18), James Philip Delaney (19), William Roy Pemberton (23), Christopher Barry Devonside (18), Carl William Rimmer (21), Christopher Edwards (29), David George Rimmer (38), Vincent Michael Fitzsimmons (34), Graham John Roberts (24), Thomas Steven Fox (21), Steven Joseph Robinson (17), Jon-Paul Gilhooley (10), Henry Charles Rogers (17), Barry Glover (27), Colin Andrew Hugh William Sefton (23), Ian Thomas Glover (20), Inger Shah (38), Derrick George Godwin (24), Paula Ann Smith (26), Roy Harry Hamilton (34), Adam Edward Spearritt (14), Philip Hammond (14), Philip John Steele (15), Eric Hankin (33), David Leonard Thomas (23), Gary Harrison (27), Patrik John Thompson (35), Stephen Francis Harrison (31), Peter Reuben Thompson (30), Peter Andrew Harrison (15), Stuart Paul William Thompson (17), David Hawley (39), Peter Francis Tootle (21), James Robert Hennessy (29), Christopher James Traynor (26), Paul Anthony Hewitson (26), Martin Kevin Traynor (16), Carl Darren Hewitt (17), Kevin Tyrrell (15), Nicholas Michael Hewitt (16), Colin Wafer (19), Sarah Louise Hicks (19), Ian David Whelan (19), Victoria Jane Hicks (15), Martin Kenneth Wild (29), Gordon Rodney Horn (20), Kevin Daniel Williams (15), Arthur Horrocks (41), Graham John Wright (17)
Tell me now, which of their deaths was the funniest? You fcuking cnut.
Yours Sincerely.
Tom.
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| Richie_W wrote : A fan of Liverpool? Wallet stealing bastard |
Then how do you explain that?
Maybe I was a little quick with my response, but I'm not the only one here who interpreted it that way. WTF did you expect?
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| Tom_Smart wrote : As for his apparent ability to piss people off without trying, I can't possibly comment. |
Without trying? I'll have you know it is bloody hard work appealing to the testosterone pumped cave man in you all!
SS, I'm done with this thread. I'm off for a smoke and a calm down.
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A quick google search "the sun liverpool fans steal from the dead" will find you plenty of links to that fcuking rag accusing us of stealing from the dead.
Richie's comment "A fan of Liverpool? Wallet stealing bastard" is clearly targeting a Liverpool FC fan, not a Scouser. He's just called me a wallet stealing bastard simply as I support Liverpool FC. WTF do you think I'm going to think he's talking about?
We, Liverpool fans, have had 'wallet stealing b@stards' shouted at us many a time at away matches by fcuking brain dead fan...scratch that, cnuts.
He's 22 and from the North of England, he should have fcuking known better.
FFS, can you imagine what would have happened to the silly cnut had those words been spoken in public in Liverpool?
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