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Apparently Rednecks owe their existence to the Jocks and Micks.
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| KingLoftusXII wrote : ......when I saw one that had screwed a wall-mounted bottle opener to the tailgate of his Ford Explorer next to the license plate...... |
....that was located above the rubber scrotum chained to his trailer hitch?
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STFU, you people eat lard fritters.
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No.
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Anything with British in it is an authority.[/almost Septic-like blind patriotism]
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| strangestranger wrote : irish perhaps but not scots, nothing there matches us, no, not even the frying part. |
Que?????????
Lessee
Come in one size: extra large.........check (see caber tosser)
Sometimes insolent ........................check (sometimes is a subjective term...in the case of the scots it refers to that .0001% of the time they arent)
Often quick to fight..........................check (duh)
Love competitive spectacle..............check (see caber tosser)
Defiant.............................................check (see caber tosser)
Suspicious of authority.....................check
Fealty to wartime leaders.................check
Belief that most things outside our own community and nation are inferior and threatening............check
Items not included in list, but indicative of rednecks none the less
Stupid tatoo----check (see caber tosser)
Multiple stupid tatoos indicating it was more than a one time drunken mistake, but rather a life choice......check (see caber tosser)
Dresses in stupid manner in public for occasions OTHER than costume parties......check (see caber tosser)
Yup, Id have to concur with the articles premise
In fact, the only things Mr Braden above is missing are the mullet and the natty "CAT" ballcap....those must have come from the Irish side
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What a stupid thing to say, we all know amulets are used to ward off evil.[/I'll get my coat]
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Message edited by Tom_Smart on 09-15-2008 at 10:45:05 AM
| WingDing wrote : How dare you associate me with a mullet. Homicide, rape, necrophilia, those are fine....but mullets? That's just wrong. |
Well hey, at least it wasnt a femullet
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I suppose you're a bigger fan of the Irish mullet.
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Perhaps you should shield yourself from such horrors with a tasteful pair of shamrock sunglasses.
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Should have beaten him senseless for having the stupidity to turn up with it.
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Probably because haggis contains meat.
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Sorry about that, I was in a bit of a lazy mood.
Hope this helps.
Because I'm still stood at the bar with my draught.
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