Hy everybody!
Sorry, i'm not being an *******, but who the heck is that model in the TG's "back to school guide" banner??? I mean, i don't think she is hot ot whatever, you know but she kinda sparkles.
I donno, i may have dreamt about her some nights ago altough i can't remember anything, so that face has stuck in my mind...
(OH SHUTP UP IT'S NOT
) LOL
The point is that whenever i see a cute face around the web, i start looking for pics from the person so i can get a more natural visual image about the individual. This just makes me get rid of that weird sensation, cuz it's almost impossible to get the same felling about two photos from the same person. But when, for some reason, i can't find any, my mind starts coming up with all the unfilled fields, like name, age, height, hometown, personality, smell... all based on that unique image, which is enough for a recluse 20 yo geek madness creating a perfectlly human like "thingy".
I'm sure many of you guys have been (or are going to be) there. Believe me, i already felt in love with a doll a couple of years ago, and that's not nice at all! lol (yeah, not a doll as adjective meaning, but as noun! A factory made doll! arh...
)
So, any clues abour her? Name, pics... anything does matter.
Txs, fellas!
(yeah I know, i gotta stop using so many smiles btw...
) (SH#!%T...
)
OH DEAR GOD!!!
lol now I can see how risky my request is!
Txs, but in that case i keep with my insanity.
That was me before the operation.
| WingDing wrote : That was me before the operation. |
I heard it may produce some serious side effects, so i'm glad to know you got to pass through the sex change operation!
LOL
Enjoy your new "tool", brow!
Who said anything about a sex change operation?
You have yet to learn of the curiosities of the Wingding.
*Yawn...*
Tumbleweeds fly past...
that tumbleweed sure gets around some, you would think with all the flame around here, it would atleast be a flamming ball of tumbleweed flying by.
Flakes that is my wife you posted a pic of.
Sad to say she has packed on a few pounds since that last picture you posted.
Still ... she is a real treasure.
I wouldn't trade her for Wingy's wife.
| Smell wrote : Believe me, i already felt in love with a doll a couple of years ago, and that's not nice at all! lol (yeah, not a doll as adjective meaning, but as noun! A factory made doll! arh... |
Even by the standards down here, that's fcuking weird. The kind of help you need is not found here - it is found in the kind of places that have padded walls.
By the way - did you know that such unhealthy obsessions are often the first signs of a serial killer? Do the world a favour and kill yourself now.
I have a better idea, why not shove him inside a llama.
*procedes to force noob up llama_man's rear end with a hydraulic piston*
Llama, I have to agree, he's a fcuking nutjob.
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if i wasn't at work i would link to that real doll documentary someone posted once i believe.
Still, not a bad idea, at least they wouldn't rot like women normally do.
Or outsmart you, like anything sentient would.
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another excellent point, also they won't talk back, it will save on the beatings.
or talk back
damn we posted at the same time, but then you wouldnt have anyone to do the cooking or cleaning >< (waiting for a smack off someone)
| WingDing wrote : Who said anything about a sex change operation?
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No way, you "Forum Pervert"! Keep away from me!
LOL I'm a virgin kid! (damm it, 4 posts and i already managed to ruin my reputation here forever!
)
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| Quote : that tumbleweed sure gets around some, you would think with all the flame around here, it would atleast be a flamming ball of tumbleweed flying by. |
??????????????
| Quote : Flakes that is my wife you posted a pic of.
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So, i assume she is even... han... hottier now?
| Quote : Even by the standards down here, that's fcuking weird. The kind of help you need is not found here - it is found in the kind of places that have padded walls.
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Oh, really? Well I hardly think i could be a serial killed cuz i'm so "passive", so cold, people used to be always mocking me, beating me and i was not brave enough to do or say anything, then i hate people so i spend weeks locked up in my small apartment studying and listening to some melodic heavy metal and avoiding my psychiatrists since i was like 12, plus i'm so weak, so shy, so... how can someone like me be a.....
FU#&$@ING SH#%$IT
I AM A SERIAL KILLER!!!!!!
I should suggest you to spend more time in London, cuz Peru is a short step away from Brazil!!! LOL
Jockling, i let you know when i freak out!
| Quote : I have a better idea, why not shove him inside a llama.
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Hum... does that hurt somehow?
| Quote : Llama, I have to agree, he's a fcuking nutjob. |
Agreed so far! Can anybody come up with a differential diagnosis, plz???
| Quote : if i wasn't at work i would link to that real doll documentary someone posted once i believe.
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... As well as they wouldnt have PMS, need for jewels, no "i got such a headache today, sweet heart! Let's go sleep" or "Massage me first" and things like that. Suck i gotta order my inflatable one right now!
| Quote : Or outsmart you, like anything sentient would. |
| Quote : another excellent point, also they won't talk back, it will save on the beatings. |
| Quote : or talk back |
Yep, Yep and Yep!
Btw, if that girl is reading this topic, my opinions related to woman are completely different when it comes to you, ok? (i hope she is not, though)
you really do need help.
p.s
i am a man of few words lately...... dunno what's wrong with me.
oh and reynod, im sorry to hear that......but look on the bright side you can have your way any time you want, just wait till shes ate so much she cant get up.
Oi, Smelly twat. Sling your hook you little twonk.
| Flakes wrote : you really do need help. |
LOL did you believe that? Relax, i don't give a **** about old days! Maybe i get some real online business soon and they are gonna be begging to work for me, or not, whatever... that currently doesn't bother me anyway. (People do, past doesn't) Txs for caring btw!
I like the way i live, so i do feel safe about my instanity. But i'd feel a little more confortable about that if i could find another pic from that face which is driving me cra... ahn... "less confortable".
| Flakes wrote : p.s
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Maybe you're just getting used to them.
(That's cool, dude!)
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Let's do the math: her face shape kind of indicates she is thin, so assuming she she doesn't tend to store fat, she is totally sedentary, 18 years old, heights 52kg / 114lbs and is 1,60m / 6'3" tall, her basal metabolic rate would be something like 1363,98kcal a day, so let's say 18 Big Macs would give her some extra 8356,02k, she would take about 95 days to reach about 140kg (which should be enough do knock her down as it's almost tree times more body size in 3 months) assuming 9kcal to each 1g of pure fat (which, btw, is a very unaccurate number as it depends on thousands of other variables). So, yeah i could hold on, but, if she lives in US, that would cost about $3,22 * 18 a day... let's see... han... ok, i don't want her anymore!
| Quote : Oi, Smelly twat. Sling your hook you little twonk. |
Txs for improving my slangs vocabulary!
Step away from the smileys, for fcuks sake.
Stink reminds me of Pike. They could be related!
smell, go eat a dick and die.
Swell sucks donkey balls... Swells sucks donkey balls... Frank and Beans, Frank and Beans.
I think smell is a fcukin med or psych student ... probably one of those "State Colleges" eh??
differential diagnosis ... fcukin amateur.
Ice baths and ECT never hurt me .... well the bladder control aint what it used to be ... but I blame that on the wife when she rolled on me in her sleep.
I still want to know where Flakes got those pics from ... I thought I had the negatives.
Jeez ...
| reynod wrote : I think smell is a fcukin med or psych student ... probably one of those "State Colleges" eh??
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Nope, i'm financial management student, actually. As a matter of fact, in the country where i live, "free" or "state" colleges are very usually a waaaay better than private ones. altough they all suck. Just for the records, all of the univesities here working on the LHC are "free". So yeah, i wish i could be in some of those, but i'm afraid that they dont offer fully online undergratuate degrees...
Btw I speak english as a second language by listening to people on TV, so mostly of my "medical vocabulary" come from my favorite TV show, House! (aaahhh it's back tonight!!!)
Plus, googling for "differential diagnosis" returns about 6.840.000 results, including wikipedia and organizations from all medical areas, including psychiatry. So, i donno whats wrong about this.
Still looking for her!
If you enjoy watching House, then please view it as a self help guide to topping yourself, you smiley obsessed cretin.
| Smell wrote : Nope, i'm financial management student, actually. As a matter of fact, in the country where i live, "free" or "state" colleges are very usually a waaaay better than private ones. altough they all suck. Just for the records, all of the univesities here working on the LHC are "free". So yeah, i wish i could be in some of those, but i'm afraid that they dont offer fully online undergratuate degrees... |
Financial management for the psych ward??
| RobD wrote : If you enjoy watching House, then please view it as a self help guide to topping yourself, you smiley obsessed cretin. |
If you are talking about a professional carrea, yeah he brings some nice leading and decision making lessons.
Otherwise, using house as a source of a social and behavioral style doesn't seem to be a good idea...
| Quote : Financial management for the psych ward?? |
Sort of... It's just a shortcut for the success, but FM isn't what i actually love to do.
If you are alive in like 10 years, pay attention on the news, cuz anyday you'll hear about a guy who made a lot of money in global markets and then changed the world by proofing his quantum physics theories. PM me then!
(or maybe i'm totally wrong and in 10 years i'll have already cut my wrists... it's hard to know! LOL
)
So, maybe she's a computer generated girl!
Gosh i gotta find out an avatar like that in second life!
Txs, everyone!
Slit your wrists now and save the world from ten years of your pointless existence.
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Wow, this thread went over a lot better than I expected...
| Smell wrote : Btw I speak english as a second language |
You don't say! Well, that is a shock. I don't know if I shall ever recover. Wow. Ok.
Rock on!
In 10 years time we'll be using rocks as currency. Good luck on that one.
Are you hippy-esque in nature by any chance?
Who, me?
| Vokofpolisiekar wrote : In 10 years time we'll be using rocks as currency. Good luck on that one. |
Well, I believe if in ten years we will be depending on rocks to exchange goods, there will not be any (rock) left. So i'm ok about that!
| Vokofpolisiekar wrote : Are you hippy-esque in nature by any chance? |
ahn i have right now close to my hands a cell phone, a MP4 player, a computer, a roll on deodorant and two insecticide sprays. So i'm sorry, i don't think i qualify...
LOL
Haven't you killed yourself yet? Need a hand? There'll be plenty of volunteers around here, trust me.
| Smell wrote : Well, I believe if in ten years we will be depending on rocks to exchange goods, there will not be any (rock) left. So i'm ok about that! |
Don't think that having tech excludes you from being a hippy. Look at Pike.
I'm thinking you are a hippy, cos you use too many smileys and are overly optimistic about something mundane.
Soz Dwell, my previous post was for chonky here.
Then I did all that introspective soul searching for nothing. . . .
| Smell wrote : Hy everybody! |
She looks to be 12. And I suspect you're around 45.
| RobD wrote : Haven't you killed yourself yet? Need a hand? There'll be plenty of volunteers around here, trust me. |
But I thought you used your left hand for typing.........
Not that he would not mind your other hand, but isn't that one kind of busy?
| RobD wrote : Haven't you killed yourself yet? Need a hand? There'll be plenty of volunteers around here, trust me. |
That's so not true!
You guys love me!
You can't live without me anymore! I know you can't, don't be ashamed of your feelings, man!
LOL
| Quote : Don't think that having tech excludes you from being a hippy. Look at Pike.
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Ok, well in that case... i donno...
maybe...
who knows...
| Quote : She looks to be 12. And I suspect you're around 45. |
Txs for your support! A F%$*ng telemarketing woman/girl/preteen called me yesterday and she said my voice makes me sound like younger than 20 yo. Yeah that distubed me... a lot! If suddenly i become a serial killer, i already know where to begin!
OH GOD THERE ARE TONS OF OTHER SMILES AVALIABLE!!!
HOLY SH*T WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME THAT BEFORE?!?!
yeah now im gonna have a lot of fun here... you bet!
Medamn. Take a short break and just look at what happens.
People, why - and I ask this knowing where I am - is there a paedophile stalker with a smiley obsession in the Other? What is this doing here?
On second thought, never mind. I don't really want to know.
| mugz wrote : Medamn. Take a short break and just look at what happens. People, why - and I ask this knowing where I am - is there a paedophile stalker with a smiley obsession in the Other? What is this doing here? On second thought, never mind. I don't really want to know. |
Am i the only here who believes she's a way older than that? ![[:daemas:2] [:daemas:2]](http://img.tomshardware.com/forum/uk/images/perso/2/daemas.gif)
I know it's a "back to school" banner, but... she is a model, it's all make up and light effects!
For fcuks sake, just fcuk off you fruitloop.
I hate emoticons ... can't we ban them??
Marvin
smell youre a pedo...
you dont deserve life...
she looks about 15-16 to me... still not old enough.... im 22 and will only go 18-25 except that one time i was drunk and shagged a 40yr old...... on second thought it could of been wingys wife.
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