Today is "International Talk Like a Pirate Day!"
http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
I'm going home to drink lots of rum!
Cap'n Jef "Iron Hand" Haney on the good ship Captain's Whore!
Yarrrrrr!
Fixed!
Aye. Where's me wench? Arr. Thar she blows. . .
| dwellman wrote : Aye. Where's me wench? Arr. Thar she blows. . .anyone but me. [/Wingy] |
Proper fixed.
'tis true. That woman has a huge appetite.
Quiet thee down or I'll make thee walk the plank.....arrrrrrr......
Arr. It be 'Run at Work' day to day.
Cap'n Jef "blond locks" Temple on the good ship lollipop more like.[/no need for that]
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Why be ye talkin' like pirates?
Aye, ye all be proper silly. Arrr!
Be gone thy false prophet! We know the true god be the Flying Spaghetti Monster
DH?
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DH, that's the American league. The Cubs are in the National league.
*walks away scratching self*
I was asking AV if he was DHlucke (probably incorrectly spelt) in disguise , a bloke who has the spaghetti monster in his sig along with 'have you been touched by his noodley appendage'. I don't really care about rounders, Septic or otherwise.
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I knew to whom which you were referring.
| KingLoftusXII wrote : DH, that's the American league. The Cubs are in the National league.
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How did you miss that?
Sorry King, I should have known better.
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| JustPlainJef wrote : Today is "International Talk Like a Pirate Day!"
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Ahoy capt jef ... where are thy sirens?
What siren?
You want wenches, not sirens. Sirens are nothing but aggro.
whare ist da white whale? and my leg!
It's over, pike.
| llama_man wrote : You want wenches, not sirens. Sirens are nothing but aggro. |
No, I think Pike wants the Sirens. Let's not dissapoint him!
Those are not the sirens Pike wants.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren [...] ar_culture
Well duh!
Even I've watched Jason and the Argonauts.
Or, in more recent pop culture: O Brother, Where Art Thou?
| zpyrd wrote : Those are not the sirens Pike wants.
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....."Later Sirens were sometimes also depicted as beautiful women, whose bodies, not only their voices, are seductive."......
come on zippy, let's go for a swim
Unless it's been shown in my youth inbetween Saturday afternoon wrestling then it's safe to assume I've never seen the film.
I'm just a helper.
| dwellman wrote : Or, in more recent pop culture: O Brother, Where Art Thou? |
Red Dwarf's would be a better match for the dirty one.
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| Tom_Smart wrote : Sorry King, I should have known better. |
Since Jef took all the threads over with his f*cking Cubs, I continued the theme.
*Smacks Jef*
More than twice.
I could use a wench about now.
I have a few left in stock. Do you have a hair color preference?
Blue. [/wingy]
Here you go!
...*doles out Marge Simpson*...
[/was referring to older women but i guess youre close enough...]
| KingLoftusXII wrote : I have a few left in stock. Do you have a hair color preference? |
Whatever colour Mrs. Wingding's is will do.
No hairy moles please.
She's fully shaved. Oh, you thought I meant on the head.
No I didn't...
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