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audiovoodoo   10-05-2008 at 01:50:33 PM

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That's right folks, we here at Sexual Positions Free.com have polled men and women from throughout the world. We found that the picture above demonstrates the anal sex position practiced by more women than any other. Women prefer this anal sex position more than any other position for anal sex. Many women insist that this is the only anal sex position for them.



The Wingding guide to Anal

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WingDing   10-05-2008 at 01:58:20 PM
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...*crispy deep fried BASTAGE*... :(

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audiovoodoo   10-05-2008 at 02:01:07 PM
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Lets see if your wife laughs herself silly at this thread too...

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WingDing   10-05-2008 at 02:04:39 PM
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Only at the miserable expression on my face :(

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audiovoodoo   10-05-2008 at 02:07:18 PM
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Meh - at least you have somebody to turn you down. Short of hitting craigs list slapper listings the Chimp is stuck at base untill the money gets sorted :(

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WingDing   10-05-2008 at 02:15:00 PM
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You might want to try that Wingding rent scheme again.

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strangestranger   10-05-2008 at 02:18:40 PM
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*kicks chimp while he's down*

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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audiovoodoo   10-05-2008 at 02:18:52 PM
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She was on-line earlier....

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audiovoodoo   10-05-2008 at 02:22:31 PM
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** Sits in corner chewing on his crispy fried bastage **

You know.... it's fair to say this year has been a bit of a fcukup for the Chimp.

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WingDing   10-05-2008 at 02:34:16 PM
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Well at least you haven't totally sold your dignity by working at McDonalds. Yet.

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audiovoodoo   10-05-2008 at 02:37:46 PM
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No, I went call flipping not burger flipping :(

Sad thing is that a branch manager at McD's would likely make more money than I was on that fcuking helpdesk. Plus you get the joy of greasy fat girls to play with... Hang on!!

** Heads of to mcdonalds.com/jobs **

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WingDing   10-05-2008 at 06:04:23 PM
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How are the chicks at KFC? [/aiming low]

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Tom_Smart   10-05-2008 at 06:52:44 PM
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How do you get a Llama into McDonalds?

 
Spoiler :

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z14/twathat/McDonalds.jpg


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Message edited by Tom_Smart on 10-05-2008 at 07:00:20 PM
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strangestranger   10-05-2008 at 07:03:52 PM
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???

what am i missing?

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

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Tom_Smart   10-05-2008 at 07:16:35 PM
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An education.
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strangestranger   10-05-2008 at 07:19:44 PM
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i'm scottish, we are born omniscient

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Tom_Smart   10-05-2008 at 07:40:25 PM
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strangestranger wrote :

i'm scottish, we are born and remain forever ignorant


Fixed
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Message edited by Tom_Smart on 10-05-2008 at 07:40:53 PM
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dwellman   10-06-2008 at 06:47:39 PM
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Well, that will at least get a Llama outside a McDonalds.


Message edited by dwellman on 10-06-2008 at 07:14:57 PM
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Tom_Smart   10-06-2008 at 06:53:48 PM
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That's the second typo of yours I've spotted in the last few posts, looks like you're having a bad day too.
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dwellman   10-06-2008 at 07:14:30 PM
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I never claimed I could type. I'm only marginally better than a pike, I suppose.

*jumps off the nearest cliff*

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JustPlainJef   10-07-2008 at 11:07:09 AM
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...*shoots dwellman in the head on the way down*...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Vokofpolisiekar   10-07-2008 at 12:12:58 PM
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...*drops cluster bomb in sequence with the shooting - just to be sure*...

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WingDing   10-07-2008 at 12:22:27 PM
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...*covers entire area in steaming manseed*....

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Vokofpolisiekar   10-07-2008 at 12:54:16 PM
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Somehow I kinda expected that after I mentioned the word cluster. With WD you have action words, or is that reaction words or trigger words? Bah, they all the same.


Message edited by Vokofpolisiekar on 10-07-2008 at 12:54:53 PM
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JustPlainJef   10-07-2008 at 12:58:40 PM
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And safety words.

CC statement!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Vokofpolisiekar   10-07-2008 at 01:06:52 PM
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Oooh, say it again. Say it again.... [/Lion King - Mufasa reference]

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WingDing   10-07-2008 at 01:17:52 PM
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The safety words thankfully are useless with my deceased victims.

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JustPlainJef   10-07-2008 at 03:12:25 PM
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If that's true, what's keeping you off of Mrs. Phillips?


(Good reference Vok!)


Message edited by JustPlainJef on 10-07-2008 at 03:13:07 PM
------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   10-07-2008 at 03:14:41 PM
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Nothing. The latest episode will be released on Halloween evening.

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JustPlainJef   10-07-2008 at 04:30:27 PM
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Yeah.....

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   10-07-2008 at 04:37:58 PM
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For real. I'm half way through already.

If I don't, you can personally insert the Sears Tower up my arse.

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WingDing   10-07-2008 at 04:40:51 PM
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This Halloween will be different.....

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JustPlainJef   10-07-2008 at 05:00:40 PM
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WingDing wrote :

For real. I'm half way through already.

If I don't, you can personally insert the Sears Tower up my arse.


Bah. You'd love that. I'm looking for the most expensive dinner I can find in Chicago with you two when you are here!


Seriously though, I'd like to bring wifey down and meet you two... Keep me updated!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   10-07-2008 at 05:07:15 PM
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I certainly will. There's one appointment I need to arrange (with the Senior Vice President of our organisation), after that my schedule will be clearer.

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WingDing   10-07-2008 at 07:39:37 PM
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How about a candlelight dinner at McDonalds?

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audiovoodoo   10-07-2008 at 07:50:00 PM
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Do they do mung beans?

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WingDing   10-07-2008 at 08:13:56 PM
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Thankfully not.

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audiovoodoo   10-07-2008 at 09:34:19 PM
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Na.. it's Girls food.

Spicy Veggie Patty
Chick Peas (24%), Wheat Flour, Onion (14%),
Water, Yellow Split Peas (7%), Vegetable Oils
(Rapeseed, Sunflower, Palm), Potato (4%), Oat
Fibre, Rice Flour, Spices, Herbs, Garlic Puree,
Salt, Sugar, Yeast, Raising Agents (E450 Disodium
Diphospate, E500 Sodium Bicarbonate).

http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/resourc [...] rition.pdf

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JustPlainJef   10-08-2008 at 12:45:11 PM
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Wingy, I'd do McD's, except we can't get a beer there... I'm more interested in putting a face to the pervert.

Of course, your wife I'll recognise from across the room!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   10-08-2008 at 12:47:14 PM
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I'm more interested in putting my boot up your arse.

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JustPlainJef   10-08-2008 at 01:05:56 PM
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Luckily, from what I've heard from your wife, your shoes are quite small...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   10-08-2008 at 01:38:04 PM
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If you think my shoes are small, you should see my knob....

...oh....er....hang on.....

...*sound of penny dropping*...

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RobD   10-08-2008 at 02:11:41 PM
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I bet your missus sees more of the former than of the latter.

...*sniggers*...

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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WingDing   10-08-2008 at 02:13:05 PM
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Don't make me come over there and kick your arse [/not entirely realistic]

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audiovoodoo   10-08-2008 at 02:50:16 PM
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Well lets face it wingy.. you're not much use at anything physical and arse related are you?

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WingDing   10-08-2008 at 02:50:59 PM
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Ask Turpit. He hasn't been able to sit down in over a week.

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audiovoodoo   10-08-2008 at 02:57:32 PM
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I've already apologised to him for that Mung Bean curry I sent him.

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WingDing   10-08-2008 at 03:00:11 PM
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I would have thought that was entirely unforgiveable.

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