Who knew WingDing could Cook ... or spit?

Why is there a sofa in the kitchen?

I doubt it's Wingding, as the Irish only know how to cook potatoes and cabbage, and we all his wife never allows spitting. [/fishing]

That place is clearly a good investment proposition [/money trees]

That would be a waste of a good cadaver. I tend to layer my penile scabs to make a kebab tower.

Wingding kebab tends to explode out both ends.

Such efforts are futile. Try it for yourself and see....

...*offers unemployed starving chimp a tasty Wingding kebab*...

Jebus. You really are starving.....

That's a cold time of year to be hanging around the docks.

Hehehe

They did a hygene test in one of those shwarma shops the other day.. they found semen in the sauce of at least three different "donors". They must have had quite a party making that sauce, don't you agree? [/true]

Other than being woken up at 4am by some of the others coming home and shoving a joint in my mouth I remember very little of that night. Mind you the leggy Sweedish bird one of the lads in the house was shacked up with is still a vision I will never forget... [/Man you just would have..]

Yeah, can I get those to go please?

Just like my pant protuberance.

You should know.....

*kicks chimp to his knees*

you know, if you spent more time down there you might have a job[/sad but true]

man, woman or beast, it's all good.

stil, just don't forget the NI contributions wfor whatever pensions exist when you prepare the final years before kicking the bucket.