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dwellman   10-21-2008 at 07:21:26 PM
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Should have worn a cup, though.

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strangestranger   10-21-2008 at 07:30:16 PM
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very nice, slower than a bike meaning tom will be able to mow you down easier.

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audiovoodoo   10-21-2008 at 10:18:01 PM
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I'll be honest strangest, having had one of my friends knocked off his bike last week the whole mowed down thing is wearing a little thin with me. He was, fortunately, ok but it scared the living crap out of the people riding with him.

Matress fires, Plagues of Syphers, Assaults by Wingy, that I can live with. Crushing cyclists is starting to loose its humour with me.

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WingDing   10-21-2008 at 10:24:50 PM
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You're having a real hoot this year, eh?

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strangestranger   10-21-2008 at 10:26:22 PM
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as long as it is not losing it's humour.

Also, let's be honest as someone who also cycles although i will admit, i am taking the bus at the moment i am well aware of the dangers of those four wheeled psychopaths on the roads but i am also a heartless bastard and do find these limits on what is acceptable humour wise a bit odd. Up here in the godless north, our motto is if we can't laugh about it what can you do.

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exit2dos   10-21-2008 at 11:32:37 PM
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And Now for Something Completely Different...[/clown segue.]

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Jake_Barnes   10-22-2008 at 12:00:38 AM
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exit2dos wrote :

And Now for Something Completely Different...[/clown segue.]



http://usera.ImageCave.com/jakebarnes/34.jpg


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WingDing   10-22-2008 at 12:14:03 AM
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Looks kinda like my helmet.

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lvdax   10-22-2008 at 01:17:43 AM
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Only less offensive...

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dwellman   10-22-2008 at 02:10:16 AM
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And less freaky. . .

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turpit   10-22-2008 at 02:21:01 AM
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did someone say the humor is loose?

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WingDing   10-22-2008 at 10:04:40 AM
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No, but my pant snake is......

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audiovoodoo   10-22-2008 at 01:22:35 PM
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** Jumps on his Segway **

I'm out of here...!

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strangestranger   10-22-2008 at 01:43:46 PM
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*revs up engine*

Lets see you jump out of the way before this crash[/uncalled for]

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audiovoodoo   10-22-2008 at 01:48:03 PM
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** Hurles multiple deep fried poop pies at jock boys pink nissan micra **

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WingDing   10-22-2008 at 02:15:43 PM
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Oh good shot sir.

...*pant snake wriggles enthusiastically*...

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audiovoodoo   10-22-2008 at 03:33:26 PM
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** Flings Mung Bean encrusted personal preservation poop at the Wingding **
** Flicks mysterious 80's style 'Turbo' button on the Segway **

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dwellman   10-22-2008 at 04:04:40 PM
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Overclocking to 50Hz?

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audiovoodoo   10-22-2008 at 04:11:51 PM
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Yes. Easy with the aid of water cooling.

** Urinates over segway **

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dwellman   10-22-2008 at 04:28:52 PM
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See now, the salinity of the urine is sure to short something out.

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audiovoodoo   10-22-2008 at 04:38:00 PM
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Do not underestimate the power of primate piddle...

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dwellman   10-22-2008 at 05:41:49 PM
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Are we talking cold fusion type power?

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audiovoodoo   10-22-2008 at 06:29:37 PM
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More pleasingly warm rather than cold. I plan to market a range of fuel cell products for the holiday rush, but frankly there is still to much money to be made selling it as Coors..

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WingDing   10-22-2008 at 06:47:36 PM
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Same difference.

...*chases Segway-mounted chimp*...

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JustPlainJef   10-22-2008 at 08:42:59 PM
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...*trips Wingding, and makes an exit, stage left*...

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WingDing   10-22-2008 at 09:54:31 PM
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Oh that's lovely. Bloody chimp sympathiser.

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exit2dos   10-23-2008 at 01:15:25 AM
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Jake_Barnes wrote :

http://usera.ImageCave.com/jakebarnes/34.jpg




Not funny. Do you have any idea how many clowns fit in that train?


..*Cries remembering the pictured, infamous Droll Derailment of '79.*..

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dwellman   10-23-2008 at 03:46:08 AM
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Several thousand?

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turpit   10-23-2008 at 04:07:45 AM
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WingDing wrote :

No, but my pant snake is......



Ahhhh....so the humor is loose!. [/points and laughs]

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turpit   10-23-2008 at 04:09:49 AM
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exit2dos wrote :

Not funny. Do you have any idea how many clowns fit died in the making of that train?


..*Cries remembering the pictured, infamous Droll Derailment of '79.*..



fixed

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audiovoodoo   10-23-2008 at 09:51:52 AM
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JustPlainJef wrote :

...*trips Wingding, and makes an exit, stage left*...



** Flings limited edition Metalica Poop at Jef **

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JustPlainJef   10-23-2008 at 12:14:18 PM
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Woo hoo!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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audiovoodoo   10-23-2008 at 12:16:15 PM
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It's a rare press of the Brown album...

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JustPlainJef   10-23-2008 at 12:36:26 PM
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LOL! Sweet!


Wonder if they hit the brown note.....

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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VBDude   10-27-2008 at 06:42:25 PM
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Where did all these crappy banner-sigs come from. AV, did you start this gimpage? Jef, yours is the worst.

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dwellman   10-27-2008 at 06:50:29 PM
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Who has view sigs turned on? I don't

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strangestranger   10-27-2008 at 10:11:45 PM
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christ, where'd you spring from.

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VBDude   10-27-2008 at 10:39:15 PM
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dwellman wrote :

Who has view sigs turned on? I don't


Um, me. [/newb]

Might as well give everyone a chance, since Tom sneaks one in anyway.

Hey stranger.

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JustPlainJef   10-28-2008 at 09:21:53 AM
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DIE N00B DIE!![/Grub]


Oh, it's ol' Yellow! What's up man?

Glad you like my sig!

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------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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audiovoodoo   10-28-2008 at 11:41:40 AM
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Well fock me... talk about a blast from the not so distant past. I was wondering how you were getting on.

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dwellman   10-28-2008 at 03:02:32 PM
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Bah.

Stupid rainout, Stupid suspended game rule.

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VBDude   10-28-2008 at 06:33:25 PM
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JustPlainJef wrote :

DIE N00B DIE!![/Grub]


Oh, it's ol' Yellow! What's up man?

Glad you like my sig!


Hey Jef. Thanks for the grub-ing. Bonuses a-flyin' I see. [/off-yellow with envy]

Hey AV. Been at school. Still am. Calc 4 test today. How've you been?

Edit: Besides in and out of work.


Message edited by VBDude on 10-28-2008 at 06:34:38 PM
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KingLoftusXII   10-29-2008 at 12:57:52 AM
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dwellman wrote :

Bah.

Stupid rainout, Stupid suspended game rule.



No worries. According to the ratings, you're the only one watching.

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JustPlainJef   10-29-2008 at 11:05:13 AM
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I watched like 10 minutes of the game before it was rained out...





Helped me fall asleep!

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No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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dwellman   10-29-2008 at 03:15:35 PM
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I flipped back and forth to ESPN Monday Night Football. Titans now 7-0. Geez.

"The lets give the Rays all the time in the world to tie the game" crap just sucks.

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KingLoftusXII   10-30-2008 at 01:24:05 AM
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Watching a full game of baseball, never mind 162 games plus the playoffs, is like giving yourself a lobotomy.

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mugz   10-31-2008 at 11:03:49 AM
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It was Turpit that started the embedded sig image thing. I think.

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