Thank you Jef

Good afternoon Jef

Thank you for the warm welcome to Chicago, it was great to finally meet you and your wife. Also, you can now confirm that Mrs Wingy is real (she's now on her way home after quite a busy weekend shopping on the million dollar mile).

After you left, I opened my pants and my massive chopper filled the entire hotel reception area. The hotel was evacuated and the cops were called. They ended up throwing me and my filthy mansnake in to Lake Michigan.

Thanks man, really good to meet you both.

Hope this helps.

Wingding.

He expired less than three minutes after our meeting.

I'll bet that was, honestly, the first time Jef has seen Mrs. Wingy with her clothes on.


Nice to see you guys had a good time. I hope you downed a Coors in honor of the skinny one.


*Cringes at the thought of any woman with my credit card going down Michigan Avenue.*

Glad you guys had a good time meeting up..... I got it muddled up..... I thought you were arriving today.... Oh well, maybe I can catch you next time....

*poof*

HOLY CRAP!!! Thankfully I ran into Mugz in the afterlife, and he sent me back! That was a close one!!!

Wingy, it was a true pleasure meeting you, and it's good to know that there are good and decent people on the internet.

(now I just have to go find the rest of them)

I'll send you the promised items prolly later today. You can do with them as you wish.

Good to hear you two had a good time. Good luck finding many more good and decent people on the internet, they're few and far between as it is.

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Yes, Wingy's missus swapped half the American national debt for his next CC bill.

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Good afternoon Wingding.

There is nothing funny about CC bills. I've seen too many people get themselves fcuked up after living too far beyond their means.[/uncharacteristically serious]

Hope this helps.

Tom.

Yep, much better idea if you ask me. If you can't afford it, you shouldn't be buying it. It's not a difficult concept, that's what stealin....er....liberating is for.

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You seriously wouldn't want to meet me, us inbred savages would probably shove you in a pot and turn your wife into a slave.

Jef, you make it over to England, you let me know. I'll come to you and we'll hit the beer.

Well, if we can find somewhere that would serve that to a bloke and not laugh, then yes.......

Let me know when you guys plan to be in Amsterdam.

LMFAO!!!

Or we could throw the chimp in the canal and wee enthusiastically on him as he drowns.

** Points out that the Wingding would be to busy getting cheap anal sex from numerous hookers to bother with such frivolity **

You can try what you want but you'll have a hell of a job getting me out of Grey area.

Fcuk waiting that long.

***heads to drag chimp from gay sauna in Canal Street***
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Pretty good outside now, at least it's sunny. I haven't wandered outside the hotel yet though, so I expect it's still as cold as hell.

Went to Shaw's seafood restaurant last night, really had a good time. Even got a decent pint of Guinness.

Proper fixed.

Obligations to kick arse I fully understand. Moral obligation? Sorry, you'll have to elaborate a little.
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My mistake, I forgot his familiarity with small things.
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Are you referring to his manhood, his dignity or his savings account?

Wingdings understand the concept of dignity...? That's like a chimp that appreciates class. [/Just never going to happen]

Yes, I know I'm double-posting. Get over it.


I'm not saying it's going to happen this year (HELL NO!) or next year (possibly), but I'm starting to look at a trip over the pond. So I want a few ideas. Where to go, what to do, where to stay, what to avoid. So Tom, Wingy, and Rob, give me a few ideas... I do know I'd like to hit London, and we'd have to see Ireland. I'd like to do Germany, but my German is quite rusty, and I don't think we'll be able to do over a week, and that would be pushing it as far as time goes...

(AV, I didn't mean to leave you out of that. Mac, I see you over there too, but I'm not sure about a trip to the mainland. Depends on how long we stay.)
Tom, I like the Amsterdam idea, but we'd likely have our little one with us... Unless we can pawn her off on grandma for a week, but I think she'd enjoy the trip!

Ughhh.. Well, tell you what... You drink at your rate, I'll drink at mine, and I'll meet you at the intersection of Drunken and Idiot!

Pissing in the tunnel does sound like fun, and if I'm drinking beer, it'll prolly be 3 or 4 pee stops in the tunnel.