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Can kiss my arse. Why do people even make cars with only a fcuking elastic band for an engine? I had the unfortunate experience of driving a Toyota Aygo from Halifax to Liverpool and back. Never again, fcuk that, I'd rather walk. I really don't understand the point of those pieces of sh!t. Granted it used about 30% of the fuel the Jag would have, but surely it can't be worth it. Seriously what's the point of having a car that you have to plan an overtaking manoeuvre an hour in advance, just so you can build up the speed. I manager to get the piece of crap up to 80mph going downhill and it nearly fell apart. Going uphill is like putting on the brakes, seriously the thing only just made it over the Pennines. At seven grand, I seriously considered leaving the fcuker in Liverpool and buying another when I got back to Halifax, they are that sh!t. I might still burn the fcuker later, just to make myself feel a bit better.[/rant]

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Go Karts is what they are.... [shrug]

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Reply to RCPilot

I would not call that Aygo trash part of the environment...

on topic: I've heard that the peugot107 is a decent ride (in its class).. however it got the same engine and (under)carriage so what's up with that then?


Message edited by BigMac on 11-21-2008 at 01:04:19 PM
Reply to BigMac

RCPilot wrote :

Go Karts is what they are.... [shrug]



Can you get your hands on an Aygo in the US? If so, that surely is a sign of changing times...

Reply to BigMac

Not that I know of....

I've designed for the European market before though..... I know how the designs go over there....

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Reply to RCPilot

Aygo/107/C1... The same turd polished slightly differently.

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shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

I'm guessing that this experience does not dispose you positively towards our forum hippie.

Reply to WingDing

RobD wrote :

Aygo/107/C1... The same turd polished slightly differently.



Interestingly they got quite different safety scores.

Reply to BigMac

I like my Prius.

That doesn't help GM ... who I do a bit of work with either.

The Big US car manufacturers are really in the poop at present.

If they made a decent cheap hybrid I'd buy one.

I just fail at overtaking ... unless it is a granny with a shopping trolley or a Lada Niva.




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Reply to reynod

RobD wrote :

Aygo/107/C1... The same turd polished slightly differently.


"No matter how hard you polish it, its still a turd."


haha!

Reply to mrface

reynod wrote :

I like my Prius.



I'm so happy for you that you like your car. This was about the Aygo though.. different kind of breed. The only similarity I can see, is that the Prius is a turd as well (different turd but still, such a environment friendly car, that every single one of them has to be shipped back to Japan to be demolished, for fck's sake. Not exactly cradle to cradle technology).

Reply to BigMac

BigMac wrote :

Can you get your hands on an Aygo in the US? If so, that surely is a sign of changing times...



The closest we have is the Honda Fit (Jazz) class here in the U.S., but you can now get the Smart here. I'm waiting for the first pics of a Smart involved in a misshap with a Tahoe. Although the pic may prove hard to confirm as the Smart would simply fanish and the Tahoe would like it had hit a deer.

*waits for Turp to post pic*

edit..wtf? The Smart only gets roughly 7mpg more on the highway than my car. Where's the benefit?


Message edited by KingLoftusXII on 11-21-2008 at 03:04:31 PM
Reply to KingLoftusXII

If you need fuel economy, get a G-Wiz.
http://www.goingreen.co.uk/xs_i/gwiz-i-header-vert.jpg
Personally, I wouldn't enter the piece of **** in Robot Wars.

Reply to Tom_Smart

G-spots are bigger...

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

The Prius looks like a 2-CV that's been squashed. The GWiz has less pull than a roller skate and a poorer NCAP rating probably.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

The cost saving from the GWiz come in the area accident cleanups. Simply drop the remains in the nearest trash bin.

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Reply to KingLoftusXII

At least you can make them look like over priced gas powered hot wheels.

http://bored-night.com/index.php/F [...] t-Car.html

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Reply to Riser

Riding the bus is more dignified than driving a G-Wiz.

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Reply to llama_man

Easy to steal. Pick them up and put them in back of a truck.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
Reply to Riser

Why would you want to steal it? Do you steal empty drinks cans from bins?

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Reply to llama_man

Recycle it. That's an easy $50 and you're doing someone a favor.

------------------------------ "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddammit Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right." M. H.
Reply to Riser

If you fitted an air rifle to the roof of a G-Whizz would it qualify as an ecoterrorist assault vehicle?

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Reply to reynod

Could it possibly be that Tom experienced a slightly larger shock to the system than most. I mean just in terms of HP there has to be a couple of hundred odd difference between the Jag and the Aygo.

My folks ran one for a year, no problems. VERY low cost to run they managed to get to the south coast and back without any drama. Fine, they are not motorway cars but what do you expect. You're taking a GT car and comparing it to a town runner... no comparison. Try the parking in town in a tight space test this afternoon and your opinion might change a bit. Horses for courses as they say.

Reply to audiovoodoo

I haven't always owned a Jag, I've driven some pieces of sh!t in my time. The Aygo is a courtesy car as my Mum's car is in for repair. Her car is a Citroen Multispace, that doesn't have the power of the Jag and drives like a fcuking oil tanker. I can still use it on a motorway though. If I had seven grand for a car I'd buy something second hand that you could actually drive properly. As for parking in a tight space, that's just down to your abilities. I know people who'd have trouble finding a spot in an empty field.

I also have a friend who can take a double decker bus onto a skid pan and 360 it into a space four foot longer than the bus. If it has wheels, he can drive it. He has got just about every licence you can think off. He is the best driver I know.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Tom_Smart wrote :

..... He is the best getaway driver I know.



Scouse fixed.

Reply to RobD

Good call RobD. Spot on as normal.


I'm currently jamming out to My Last Words off of Rust in Peace.

:)


Message edited by JustPlainJef on 11-24-2008 at 06:13:13 AM
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I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

Is this thread about AV's bicycle? If so, what were you doing on Av's bike Tom and more to the point how did this per chance meeting happen?

If not. Then bollocks.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

...*digs out Megadeth albums*...

Speaking of which, did you see that Judas Priest, Megadeth and Testament are touring together? Not sure whether it's gonna hit your side of the pond though (shame if it doesn't), might have to get tickets to that.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

Is this thread about AV's bicycle? If so, what were you doing on Av's bike Tom and more to the point how did this per chance meeting happen?

If not. Then bollocks.




I've just been looking at a new bike but I'm not sure I can afford all the extras... [/Alt linky]

Reply to audiovoodoo

Are you going to be the passenger or the peddler?

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Reply to strangestranger

Neither, just the monkey with the cup to collect the chage from the crowd...

Reply to audiovoodoo

Hmmmmm, my dictionary of British English does not have chage. Is it an American word that somehow resembles a chav?

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Nice bike if AV <> hanging on the pole.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

CHANGE! :bounce: is a Septic manifesto.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

BMW is coming out with a Cooper electric.

208 HP, max speed 95mph (meh) and 150 mile range.

FINALLY! An electric car that has some zip to it that wont cost $250K!!!! (Tesla?)

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Be a man. Buy a motorcycle. 50+ MPG, faster, and you don't have to give her a ride home afterwards.

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Reply to Riser

Speaking of motorbikes....

A guy goes into hospital for a cateract operation. He is readied for surgery and his surgeon pops in to visit him to explain the delay. The surgeon explains that there is a temporary shortage of donors. When asked how long the wait is likely to be, the surgeon walks over to the window and looks outside. 'Shouldn't be too long now, it's raining' he replies.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

That's a comforting story [/7 series driver]

Reply to WingDing

That's a worrying story. [/Cyclist]

Reply to audiovoodoo

Apparently it's a true story. I remember it from Stephen Fry being on Top Gear, his cousin was the surgeon.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

RobD wrote :

...*digs out Megadeth albums*...

Speaking of which, did you see that Judas Priest, Megadeth and Testament are touring together? Not sure whether it's gonna hit your side of the pond though (shame if it doesn't), might have to get tickets to that.


A. Winamp just pulled up No Good from Pantera... Niiiiiice....

B. (and more importantly) Finally got my Christmas presents from my parents figured out WELL before Christmas...

http://www.tourtracker.com/shows/m [...] 77-1004203

Tix were ordered about 30 minutes ago. Unfortunately, they are nose bleed, but hey, we will be there...

Reply to JustPlainJef

audiovoodoo wrote :

I've just been looking at a new bike but I'm not sure I can afford all the extras... [/Alt linky]





err yeh.

I think this is more your speed

Spoiler :

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/bike1_small.jpg

Reply to turpit

Now that's a propper bike! :) We have a couple of girls that ride the Critical Mass on old Schwins. Not sure I'd like to hit any hills on it but for the ride back up from the pub that thing would be a blast.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Blast through a window yes. Does driving a bicycle under the influence = drunk driving and thus punishable by law?

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Shhhhh...! (yes, technically - although you have to be doing something stupid to get pulled over)

Reply to audiovoodoo

@Voko... of course for getting back from the pub this could be more of a challenge...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/11/double-bike.jpg

Reply to audiovoodoo

Damned double vision...too many M&Ps.....

Reply to WingDing

Four wheels is a step in the right direction.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Except the cyclist should be under the wheels, not over.

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Reply to llama_man

What was I thinking of? A step in the right direction? Who the fcuk walks anywhere anyway?

Reply to Tom_Smart
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