All the excuse Mrs Ding needs....

Poor Wingy, first she denies him his rectal romancing and now the poor boy ain't gonna get his sausage eaten..

Yes, i spelt contamination, wrong.

Well, when your cont is animated, I guess that is how you spell it.

How's that argument working out at home?

Much like your wife on you....

Wait a sec.....wasnt this part of the Irish experiment to convert food stuffs to 21% alcoholic food stuffs?

Sometimes?????


"Hey honey, can I have anal sex tonight?"

"Hey honey, could you spend a little less money today?"

"I'm going down to the pub, I don't know when I'll be back!"

Fixed.

I hear for Christmas she really pushed the boat out and actually let him give her a peck on the cheek.

Are you sure she's Russian and not actually a Scouser that's had elocution lessons?

Hmmm....is this one the keeper, or the practice wife?

Of Course!!!


.................................Practice wif.......................Keeper wif
Money.........................sucks all............................sucks all
Emotion.......................drains all...........................drains all
Freedom......................denies all..........................denies all
Descisions...................makes all...........................makes all
Soul.............................crushes all........................crushes all
Heart...........................bleeds all..........................bleeds all
Puzzy..........................Keeps all (after vows).......Keeps all(after vows)
Divorce.......................not soon enough.................too spent to make the effort

Thats what the keeper wife says after comparing the new husbands pecker to the practice husbands

Hmmm......up the west coast.......

[/looks a little more closely at Mugz avatar.]

Captain Jack Mugz?