For AV ...

Employment Sucks

Edit: /it's a cartoon link ... duh

Yeah... but it's gonna pay for a few beers tonight to help me forget about it.

** Enters sporting a head fuzzier than a middle aged minge **

If I'm going to support nights like that every week I need a fcuking payrise.

The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.... [/BHG]

Pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow...

Auburn???????!!!!!

Yes. And smeared with bloody man-fat.

Classic...

You have no bunghole?

RobD was the first to sign up.

Yes. Yes I am. Because you deserve it.

Your country has produced some of the most hideous entities the world has ever seen. Just think about it....Lionel Blair.....Bruce Forsythe....Gary Wilmot...Keith Chegwin....and...*gulp*.....Cliff Richard....

...*cries*....

How could you do it Rob????? HOW COULD YOU DO IT????

...*collapses*....

** Unleashes the dogs of war **

Henry Kelly on Going for Gold...... All those questions that started with "what am I?....." and not one person took the opportunity to provide him with the correct answer....... "a wanker".

And AV, are you forgetting the horrors of Boyzone and Westlife?!

Edit for spelling balls-up

I actually sat beside one of them on a flight to London a few weeks ago, I think he was on his way to their performance on the X factor.

You actually sat next to a member of Boyzone on your flight and didn't bludgeon him to death with the tray table?! What is the world coming to?

...*shakes head*...

Ummm....AV, it is with great shame that I must admit that the above chunt is actually a yank, born in chicago.

My humiliation on this topic knows no bounds

Your apology is pointless...hes a yank. However, if you feel the need to appologize, the existance of thr chunt bonzo is certainly demanding of one

The evidence is gathering here. Flat tw@t is from Chicago, Jef is from Chicago and Wingy went to visit. I'd always thought of NY or San Fran as the centre of gay culture in America, maybe Toledo when Riser has company. I guess we now know where the rainbow ends.

I hear he drinks Mountain Dew and Pineapple.

Like father like son?

Say Aaaaaaahhhhh.

** Is showered in spittle of septic stale man muck **

I think there might have been easier ways to make my point...

I may be Manc but even my limited evolution has blessed me with some sense...

If I remember rightly I got the +15 Splatter fart bonus...

Well if your going to play it that way, fine by me. In that case, please feel free to take responsability for Clinton, Kennedy, Cleveland, McKinley, Johnson, Carter, Nixon, Bush(s) and Obama.

In celebration of your accomplishments, we invite you to partake of a celebratory toast with special kool aid. 1 cup per irishman, no need to sneak around and get in line twice, thank you.

I'll fcuking shoot you, you muppet.