How do you think korean accent?

Go forth and multiply, dung breath.

Go lick a hairy wart.

Fixed.

The gene pool needs a lot of chlorine.... Please drink a bottle or two.

Ah, a haggis lover yes?

I'm seriously curious about how you manage to tie your shoes in the morning.

Does he even wear shoes?

Velcro, the same wonderful invention that enables him to strap on his own helmet.

My birthday soon, so I'll be even older.

It depends. What kind of beer were you thinking of buying him?

Ding Ding Ding!!!!! Coors beer!!!!

Yeah, about as impressed as he is with rounders...

What could possibly impress Tom?

Decapitated, of course, right?

So,I go back to my original point.

I wouldn't know, I've never tried.

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnie [...] okes.shtml

The first one is how i have heard it.

Slow down the terrorists of course, lets not forget everyone non white person is a potential one.

Well, obviously i suppose a dog can be trained to carry explosives but i don't think they are allowed into airports on their own.

Also, training an animal to navigate a revolving door would be more difficult.

Well... you could always use a Rat... (About half way down the page if you're lazy)

Like my helmet?

Git got there before me

** Downs a gallon of Coors and half a bottle of Senokot **

You might want to stop that...

** Rectal rumblings resonate resplendently **

** Looks over at half empty bottle noticing the 'Tripple Strength' logo **

Oh.. dear Mugz...

** Performs the exploding inverted colon move sending forth a Tsunami of half digested mung beans and man fat **