stop EVERYTHING you're doing and TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR REAL DESKTOP NOW! lets see if any of you are as unorganized and messy as i am.
edit: yes thats my cat drinking my soda in the 2nd picture.
No, shoot your cat. and castrate yourself.
Please post a picture of your impending death, you knobcheese.
You own a cat and you post pix of it on the web.
How very gay of you....
Not that we keep track of such things. . .
| JustPlainJef wrote : How very gay of you.... |
As if the pink controller in the first pic was not enough of a sign...
wow... glad to see toms resident trolls all hang out in the other section.
Read the stickies gimp.
You've got it somewhat backwards, troll.
Billy goats gruff. . .
Talking about cats, I've decided that around June next year I'm going to source myself a dark grey maine coon cat.
I'm then going to train it to attack and maim people who insult their cats by posting them on the web.
Maine is somewhat tainted after my last visit.
Yeah, not that kinda tainted......
Oooops, my mistake. That's Massachusetts.
Or Toledo...
Please submit a Maine version.
Ah, the memories......
Maybe you could open a Blue Oyster Bar franchise there...
Given your tastes I'm surprised your not spending more time on the Pacific rim...
I don't see any blueberries. . .
No, but you would see an alarming number of hits on gay pron sites from e2d's access log this evening...
Who said that wasn't from my own collection?
So you have an extensive queer collection and you still hit so many gay pron sites???
Oh you big hairy pillowbiter......
If you find one pair of gays you like, you just can't stop until you have every type of pair you can imagine. Check out your wife's shoe closet to understand this type of fetish.
** CRACKLE - Paging Dr Hooters - urgent bresticle implant required in desktop thread **
Will this do?
| audiovoodoo wrote : As if the pink controller in the first pic was not enough of a sign... |
I didn't look that closely.
I feel ill
I can't see them from work, and I'm rather glad...
AAAAAGH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!
Come on, that's gotta be worth a plague of locusts.
It's worth a plague of lawyers.
Wow, that bad???? Now I'm really scared!
Speak not of such evils.
Praise mugz it's not scratch and sniff.
I hate to break the news to you, but it is.
*hides in a dark closet and gibbers quietly*
Hey, who's in here with me?
*closet erupts into a cloud of splinters as a high-speed streak limps for safety*
Damn. Another one got away.....
Why don't you go after her in the pic, might be your best shot at some rear end action if you can find it.
Why go to the effort of locating its bung hole? Just grab a couple of lumps of flesh, some brown sauce and use your imagination...
I considered that, but I got seasick at the very thought.
*Blinks*
That just about sums it up.
I think we need to add in an "ugh."
Yep. It'd be like shagging a giant jelly.
Ugh.
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