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lvdax   01-08-2009 at 01:00:57 AM

New Apple Product Spoof. Funny as hell so i figured i'd share with you guys.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/pd [...] e-macworld
Enjoy

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WingDing   01-08-2009 at 01:55:33 AM
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I have carefully reviewed this link and can only recommend that you suck on my thick, bulbous erection.

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caamsa   01-08-2009 at 02:46:28 AM
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WingDing wrote :

I have carefully reviewed this link and can only recommend that you suck on my thick, bulbous erection.




So I assume that the 2nd highlighted definition of bulbous would apply in this case..... :D


Main Entry:
bul·bous Listen to the pronunciation of bulbous
Pronunciation:
\ˈbəl-bəs\
Function:
adjective
Date:
1578

1 : having a bulb : growing from or bearing bulbs

2 : resembling a bulb especially in roundness <a bulbous nose>
— bul·bous·ly adverb

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RobD   01-08-2009 at 09:00:14 AM
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Thanks for that. Now do us all a favour and fcuk off.

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JustPlainJef   01-08-2009 at 01:19:30 PM
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caamsa wrote :

So I assume that the 2nd highlighted definition of bulbous would apply in this case..... :D


http://evula.org/dragoon/pics/captain.obvious.jpg

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caamsa   01-09-2009 at 12:09:26 AM
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RobD wrote :

Thanks for that. Now do us all a favour and fcuk off.






http://playgrounduprising.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/toilet-paper.jpg


Here is some TP for your bunghole.....use it.

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caamsa   01-09-2009 at 12:22:27 AM
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“It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.”


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exit2dos   01-09-2009 at 02:08:12 PM
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One scroll wheel with one button - sounds like someone's finally made an input device that RC can handle. [/crossthreading.]

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KingLoftusXII   01-09-2009 at 03:55:33 PM
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He's yet to "master" his "output" device.

*gets coat*

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lvdax   01-09-2009 at 09:59:51 PM
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@E2D You think he's ready for a scroll wheel?

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exit2dos   01-10-2009 at 01:24:50 AM
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You'd think since he was there for the debut of the original wheel, he'd be ready for a scrolling one.

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RCPilot   01-10-2009 at 07:03:00 AM
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*Drive By Bastage*

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audiovoodoo   01-10-2009 at 12:52:57 PM
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RCPilot wrote :

*Horse & cart By Bastage*



Fixed for accuracy.

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RobD   01-10-2009 at 01:05:15 PM
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RCPilot wrote :

*Chariot By Bastage*



Proper fixed.

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RCPilot   01-10-2009 at 08:05:11 PM
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*Bastages*

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lvdax   01-12-2009 at 07:33:35 PM
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RCPilot wrote :

*Tractor By Bastage*



Fixed for up-to-date accuracy. Wait is that thing even running anymore?

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Vokofpolisiekar   01-13-2009 at 07:38:26 AM
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Who, RC or his tractor?

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Ninjahedge   01-13-2009 at 03:44:14 PM
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exit2dos wrote :

One scroll wheel with one button - sounds like someone's finally made an input device that RC can handle. [/crossthreading.]



Unfortunately the cable broke on his and he has to order a new one to blow his neighbors.

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RCPilot   01-13-2009 at 05:10:15 PM
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Don't molest the Tractor......

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Ninjahedge   01-13-2009 at 05:16:21 PM
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That's your job?

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lvdax   01-14-2009 at 09:52:07 PM
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@WW Please do your "duty" and kill this thread. Thanks

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turpit   01-15-2009 at 02:06:15 AM
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RCPilot wrote :

*Motorized Wheelchair driveby Bastages*



lvdax wrote :

Fixed for up-to-date accuracy. Wait is that thing even running anymore?



http://www.geocities.com/ram9872002/newchair.jpg

Fixed for appropriate up-to-date accuracy.











Actually, given his fondness for coors, I suppose this chair would be more appropriate

http://dvice.com/pics/tankchair_w.jpg

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RCPilot   01-15-2009 at 09:40:05 AM
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When they put me in a wheel chair it would have to be the Macho one on the bottom..... You'd also have a gimp at the controls with an attitude.... [devil]

*Bastage*

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KingLoftusXII   01-15-2009 at 02:35:15 PM
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That last pic has the treads you can get for quads. Makes the 4x4's damn near unstoppable, but I'd imagine your arms would fall off after a longish ride turning the thing.

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JustPlainJef   01-15-2009 at 02:37:36 PM
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That would be sweet as hell.

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WingDing   01-15-2009 at 02:55:45 PM
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Especially if you could mount a .50 cal on each armrest.

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Ninjahedge   01-15-2009 at 03:45:18 PM
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Nah, just a cooler and a shotgun rack on the back.

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mugz   01-20-2009 at 09:36:51 AM
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I'd go with the .50 cals. Or a minigun.

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Vokofpolisiekar   01-20-2009 at 10:44:30 AM
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A .50 cal, minigun and then a BAR. Just love the sound of that gun!

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audiovoodoo   01-20-2009 at 08:20:27 PM
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But your ear real close to the end of the barrel so you can hear it better... [/Helpful chimp]


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turpit   01-21-2009 at 06:35:42 AM
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KingLoftusXII wrote :

That last pic has the treads you can get for quads. Makes the 4x4's damn near unstoppable, but I'd imagine your arms would fall off after a longish ride turning the thing.



Ive never seen them for quads. Seen em for real 4x4s

http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/109569.jpg

The company is (or was) called mattracks.


Well whaddya know....theyre still in business, and they do indeed sell tracks for the wanabe 4x4s. They were trying to sell the systems to the military a few years ago, but I dont know if the gov ever bought any

mattracks

http://www.mattracks.com/assets/images/db_images/db_Mattracks_0871.jpg

edit.

Looks like the tank chair uses the mattracks "liteFoot" ATV track conversion system...

litefoot

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JustPlainJef   01-21-2009 at 10:29:23 AM
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You say "real 4x4" then you show a picture of a Ford truck. Something's wrong with you.

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mugz   01-21-2009 at 11:08:29 AM
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I suggest euthanasia via Wingdinging.

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Ninjahedge   01-21-2009 at 07:44:06 PM
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JustPlainJef wrote :

You say "real 4x4" then you show a picture of a Ford truck. Something's wrong with you.




/me smacks Turp vehemently with a 2x4............Twice

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turpit   01-23-2009 at 02:59:41 AM
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Ninjahedge wrote :

/me smacks Turp vehemently with a 2x4............Twice



http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/militia-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/militia-fail.jpg

twice

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turpit   01-23-2009 at 03:01:35 AM
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JustPlainJef wrote :

You say "real 4x4" then you show a picture of a Ford truck. Something's wrong with you.



Could just have easily been a GM or Dodge.....really, anything but a toyota would have served the point

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turpit   01-23-2009 at 03:03:08 AM
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mugz wrote :

I suggest euthanasia via Wingdinging.



audiovoodoo wrote :

Twice.




Been done before, didnt work.

Been done before, didnt work.

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zpyrd   01-23-2009 at 05:20:15 AM
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Awww...maaaaannnn...I saw a really bad picture.

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Ninjahedge   01-23-2009 at 03:14:47 PM
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turpit wrote :

Turp's Mom

Turp's Mom

twice



How rude of me....


/me returns 2x4's to Turps bunghole.

It is common courtesy to return the stick from up someone's ars3 after striking them with it.

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turpit   01-24-2009 at 01:18:21 AM
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Ninjahedge wrote :

How rude of me....


/me returns 2x4's to Turps bunghole.

It is common courtesy to return the stick from up someone's ars3 after striking them with it.



http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/militia-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/militia-fail.jpg

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KingLoftusXII   01-24-2009 at 01:36:34 AM
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turpit wrote :

Ive never seen them for quads. Seen em for real 4x4s

 

http://www.atvtracks.net/gallery/k [...] -pictures#

 

Clearly the tracks designed for trucks would be too large for a "wheelchair."

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zpyrd   01-24-2009 at 01:46:09 AM
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Shiiiiiit....I saw the bad picture again.

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mugz   01-24-2009 at 08:48:19 PM
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Twice.

*stares at zpyrd's avatar until the afterimage goes away*

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mugz   01-24-2009 at 08:48:36 PM
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Twice.

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Ninjahedge   01-26-2009 at 04:29:37 PM
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turpit wrote :

Turp's Mom

Turp's Mom



Inserts another 2x4.

I got plenty! ;)

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turpit   01-31-2009 at 04:29:00 AM
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KingLoftusXII wrote :

http://www.atvtracks.net/gallery/k [...] -pictures#

Clearly the tracks designed for trucks would be too large for a "wheelchair."




ever here of tim allen?

http://englishrussia.com/images/lada_tank.jpg

http://www.crestock.com/uploads/blog/gadgets/paintball-tank.jpg

http://www.gizmology.net/images/tank11.jpg

http://www.tankmania.co.uk/resources/tank-mania-17.png

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zpyrd   01-31-2009 at 06:29:38 AM
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Look....It's super commando Bill Gates and his tank children.

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