Virtual abuse thread

Good afternoon RobD

You're so obnoxious that you deserve your own abuse thread. You lanky squirt of midlands wee.

Can I suggest that your no-good country should compensate the rest of the world for inflicting this chunt on us:



You fkuced up string of snot.

Hope this helps

WingDing

Good afternoon RobD

I am now filled with guilt and embarrassment because of that utter gobshite. I'm not sure that jibe was entirely necessary. I am therefore going to retort with this poor excuse for a human:



You numb fcukwitt.

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Wingding

Good afternoon Chimpenis

I've just ravished your entire family and immoldated them all in a dreadful mattress fire.



Ivy gave good head.

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WingDing.

Good afternoon RobD

That chunky jumper makes my dinner lurch painfully in my gut. I must apologise that we released such a foul entity on you.

It is a bit rich however to present me with the horrors of Val Doonican when you are fully responsible for this muppet:



Mistletoe and wine my arse, you dripping goat's knob.

Hope this helps.

Wingding.

Good morning Wingding (am still in the US)


While our embarrassing attempts at world domination militarily, economically, and socially are quite laughable, we learned it by watching you. At least our civil war ended in the 19th century. At least on paper.

Sadly, in regards to your depiction of George W. Bushco (& friends), Oprah, and Rosie, there is no come back for these "insults" as they 100% true.

With regrets.

King.

Good morning King!

I propose beers this summer while we insult our backwards, smelly, stupid, unwashed, fat, lazy, and old European friends.

Hope I can swing it!


Jef

I'll probably be taking the middle 2 weeks of July off. Our yearly schedule goes from June 1st - May 31. The baseball schedule will be out by the time I pick my weeks so there's plenty of time to work it out. I always do 2wks in the summer and 2 in the winter, then spread the rest out.

King, I'm scheduled for week ending July 20th, but that can be changed. We just have to start saving up money and figuring what we are going to do.

My 12 year old asked where we were going, and absolutely refused to go to any part of New York. I asked her why, she said she hates it and the people. Apparently she picked it up from TV and movies and such...

Good morning WingDing

I cannot apologise enough for that bumbling miscreant Cheggers. His faux joviality, combined with his shocking in the buff appearance on channel Filth is more than anyone deserves. Mind you, it wouldnt surprise me if he were from my neck of the woods, the cheesy smiley cnut.

However bad Cheggers may have been, you should never forget how much misery this tossbag has inflicted upon this world:



Come 'ere, there's more (lead piping round the back of the head) indeed.

Hope this helps

RobD.

Good afternoon WingDing

Dear god you're right. What on earth possessed the Beeb to give that twonk a show on national TV for so chuffing long I'll never know. I offer my sincerest apologies on behalf of an embarrassed nation. Never has the first part of his catchphrase been so apt. The dipstick.

While we're on the subject, would you care to explain this one:



It's the way I tell him. To fcuk off.

Hope this helps

RobD.

That's about the time I take mine too. Well see what's open.

NY is nuts, but in a cool kind of way. I bet she'd love it. Take her to the top of the twin tow...um, never mind. My college was 30min outta' NYC and used to go in nearly every weekend. Never had a problem, not even close to one. the % of pricks vs cool people is no different than anywhere else. Last time I went was about 5yrs ago for the Letterman show.

Looking at this thread has given me anal leakage.
As well, I know I have a problem because I Googled anal leakage and read and reviewed the links for a half hour.
My life is hurtling to a new low.

Don't get me started on the Yanks again.

Good morning Jef

I don't know where to begin against such an easy target. You steaming minge breath.



Let's see you deny that one, knob-end.

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WingDing.

Good afternoon Jef

I am both annoyed by the lack of photo in your post and thrilled by the natural advantage this gives me during your work hours.

As Americans are known for their class, I thought that you might appreciate the following:



You birdbrained irrelevance.

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WingDing.

Good evening RobD

Well if you're going to take that attitude you can fock right off. While I accept that Bebitched were a low point in our country's distinguished history, I have to argue that your lot started the whole trend of talentless nobodies with bad hair.

Really.



Now you just sit there and think about what you've done, young man. I'm still 'making my mind up' as to whether to administer a sound thrashing to you.

Hope this helps.

WingDing.

+ 55.375 Sad Bastard

Good morning Wingding.

Post all the pictures you want. I had sex when I woke up this morning. How about you?

Hope this helps shut your gaping pie hole!

Your friend,

Jef




(Yeah, that's the last time this quarter I'll be able to use that insult)

@ NH and Lofty - I'll admit that until a few years ago I had no interest in going to NYC, but that started to change after 9/11. I never saw the twin towers, and now I won't be able to.

Our trip will probably have to end up costing us less than Wingy's hotel room for the almost week when he was here. So NYC will prolly be a one-day visit, and I'm not sure if we'd room there for the evening. Probably, just to say we did rather than trying to save $50 by heading out of town early.*

So the trip will depend a lot on the tax return and how we are looking financially and gas prices. We will be heading out there, but it's a matter of for how long and where. Also, we'll see how many floors we can crash on. I'd like to do a full week and cover a lot north to south, but if it doesn't work, it doesn't work. If it's DC / Philly / NYC / Boston, so be it.

For NYC, I would recommend finding a place to stay in Jersey City maybe, near one of the PATH stations (Exchange Place?).

You won't be IN the city, but you will not be paying $50 for parking or $200 for a HoJo room!

Path runs 24/7, although it runs less frequently in the off hours.

Good morning Wingy!

Please realize that it's too cold to insult you. I think it's almost as cold here as your wife is when you get home in the evening. How is the old bag, anyway?

(She's a lovely woman. I wish I could say something nice to you.)

Hope this helps and makes sense, as I'm apparently fading fast...

Jef

So that's why mum has gone to Iceland...

LMAO!!! A woman with a tee shirt in the cold around here!!!! FOTFLMAO!!!!!

We're talking full length coats with a sweater hiding them nips.... The bed wear is well, not sexy at all... Think of tents... You become the "Under Cover Lover" in the end if you know what I mean....

You might actually get a glimpse of some nips around here in May.... If it gets 50 before that though you'll see sh-t in stretch shorts and halters that should never be exposed to human eyes!!!

I did see one fool walk into a store the other day in a tee shirt and shorts.... It was -20... Can't help wonder which ICU he's in now though....

I also knew a guy that passed out on the way home from the bar in the rain, only to be found the next morning frozen solid in a mud puddle....

Best to not mess around while the Hawk is out there kicking ass and taking names....

Guilty as charged, sir.

My concentration is focused on those chesticles so I've lost the ability to count.