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Flakes   01-28-2009 at 05:32:41 PM

I knew that title would get your attention ;)

Anyway, has anyone noticed there appears to be a big increase in idiots responding to really simple questions with really complicated answers?

1. its way over the top
2. the OP will never understand what's just been asked of them.



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The back seat is especially comfy......and I'd like to show you the leg stirrups I installed recently....
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exit2dos   01-28-2009 at 05:52:55 PM

...*Formulates a complicated response to this really simple question.*...

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zpyrd   01-28-2009 at 09:12:03 PM

I don't understand.
I don't see the tits in this.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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WingDing   01-29-2009 at 06:47:40 AM

I'm trying to think of a bastage award that is commensurate with that foul image.

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JustPlainJef   01-29-2009 at 10:20:32 AM

I don't think one exists.

My entire day was just ruined. And it just started.

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------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Vokofpolisiekar   01-29-2009 at 10:33:22 AM

Look on the bright side, you could've been this guy/he-biatch



On a side note, our local radio station just popped in Bon Jovi. My day just got worse.

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Flakes   01-29-2009 at 11:30:13 AM

exit2dos, thats a new low even for this part of the forum.

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BigMac   01-29-2009 at 01:56:37 PM

At least he posted it in the right topic...

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strangestranger   01-29-2009 at 09:40:18 PM

exit2dos wrote :

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216 [...] 322cq5.jpg

There ya go.




Tasty.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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Anoobis   01-30-2009 at 01:07:18 AM

Excuse me while I shave my eyes with a cheese grater.

------------------------------ I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"[/Chris Knight]
You know what ole Jack Burton says at a time like this? Ole Jack says...what the hell[/Jack Burton]

This forum format sucks. Bring back the old one.
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zpyrd   01-30-2009 at 07:16:01 AM

I think that guy can get laser hair removal paid by public health care. And I can make his tits perky. And I know a chimp looking for bigger pecker.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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JustPlainJef   01-30-2009 at 07:32:32 AM

Well AV said anything would be bigger than Wingy's peepee.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   01-30-2009 at 11:28:51 AM

My chopper is roughly proportionate to Mount Everest.

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BigMac   01-30-2009 at 11:31:01 AM

Yeah.. roughly [/hysterical laughter]

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WingDing   01-30-2009 at 11:32:56 AM

That includes the massive towering scabs, of course.

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BigMac   01-30-2009 at 11:35:37 AM

Of course.... [/points and giggles]

It's all a matter of personal perspective.... if you are looking really up close and the Mount Everest is really really far away I am sure it will appear that way to you [/collapses laughing]

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WingDing   01-30-2009 at 11:40:01 AM

...*attempts to maintain self-dignity*...

If my manhood was pointy it would look like the Chrysler building.

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Vokofpolisiekar   01-30-2009 at 11:58:11 AM

Picture please... Of the Chrysler building of course.

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WingDing   01-30-2009 at 12:16:24 PM

Quote :

Picture please... Of the Chrysler building of course.



That's right.....admire my magnificence....

http://www.helsinki.fi/~haonnela/images/NewYork/New_York_1996-Circle-line-Chrysler-building.jpg

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Flakes   01-30-2009 at 12:17:37 PM

you really should get those other lumps checked out.

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WingDing   01-30-2009 at 12:22:23 PM

I know, but no self-respecting doctor will come near me.

Those lumps are nothing compared to the offensive, dripping sores on my ball sac. Wanna see?

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zpyrd   01-30-2009 at 12:24:06 PM

Sure
I'm up for looking at necrotic flesh.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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WingDing   01-30-2009 at 12:26:02 PM

...*reveals*...

The big one kinda looks like Mother Teresa.

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Ninjahedge   01-30-2009 at 03:24:18 PM

WingDing wrote :

That's right.....admire my magnificence....

http://www.helsinki.fi/~haonnela/i [...] ilding.jpg




Jesus Chrystler.


(BTW, I work right around the corner. NC)

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
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Anoobis   01-30-2009 at 05:42:14 PM

You work under the WingDing's left nut?

------------------------------ I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"[/Chris Knight]
You know what ole Jack Burton says at a time like this? Ole Jack says...what the hell[/Jack Burton]

This forum format sucks. Bring back the old one.
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Ninjahedge   01-30-2009 at 05:53:16 PM

No, I work in that sweet smelling spot between the Shaft and the Hole.

A handy place for when you need to tell someone to F-off or where to shove it.

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
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RobD   01-30-2009 at 05:59:37 PM

You mean the barse?

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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Ninjahedge   01-30-2009 at 09:32:21 PM

You learn something every day.......

Sometimes twice!

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
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JustPlainJef   01-31-2009 at 05:12:08 PM

WingDing wrote :

I know, but no self-respecting doctor will come near me.


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1drP8nGk-7U/R8WPNNnpIdI/AAAAAAAAAQQ/AvSysGkuDTo/s320/Dr%2BNick%2Briviera.jpg

Hi everybody!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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audiovoodoo   01-31-2009 at 05:59:10 PM

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

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audiovoodoo   01-31-2009 at 08:24:17 PM

I'm still saving for my trip to Australia to pick up a real title and expand on my existing learning...

AudioVoodoo - BBTD* BHCSS** IPFdip***

* Bomber Bill Technology Diploma
** Bombay Hooker Coke Snorting Specialist.
*** Institute of Poop Flinging Diploma

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JustPlainJef   02-02-2009 at 10:44:51 AM

You got the dip part right, all right.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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audiovoodoo   02-02-2009 at 05:55:59 PM

** Demonstrates poop flinging to an NVQ level 3 standard **

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JustPlainJef   02-02-2009 at 09:23:00 PM

...*dodges easily*...

Is that all you got?

...*exits, stage left*...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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zpyrd   02-02-2009 at 09:48:49 PM

You're lucky he didn't mix the poop with wank spunk.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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JustPlainJef   02-03-2009 at 10:40:27 AM

Are you kidding? With as often as Wingy is mounting him, he's going to be crapping cum for years!

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   02-03-2009 at 11:55:34 AM

It gives his turds a lovely marbled look.

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mrface   02-03-2009 at 12:36:48 PM

ahh yes the good ole dunkin donut glaze...

dont it make you excited wingy?

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WingDing   02-03-2009 at 12:49:05 PM

I now have an erection the approximate size of Dakota.

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mrface   02-03-2009 at 12:54:44 PM

nice so your a dodge man?

 

;P


Message edited by mrface on 02-03-2009 at 12:54:54 PM
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WingDing   02-03-2009 at 01:02:58 PM

I never dodge men. Although men often try to dodge me....

...*swings massive erection*...

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Vokofpolisiekar   02-03-2009 at 01:16:07 PM

...*hits pubes on the rectal side*...

With woman it's close. With WD it's even closer...

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WingDing   02-03-2009 at 01:50:44 PM

Come close and experience some of my good lovin'.....

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JustPlainJef   02-03-2009 at 02:32:18 PM

Uhhhhhh.......




No.

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Vokofpolisiekar   02-03-2009 at 02:37:43 PM

WingDing wrote :

Come close and experience some of my good lovin'.....



Don't tell me you trying to bribe me in getting into that 7 series of yours...

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WingDing   02-03-2009 at 04:21:22 PM
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The back seat is especially comfy......and I'd like to show you the leg stirrups I installed recently....

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