I'm sorry but I just have to vent....

Take your own advice, wanker. Your first word was wrong. I'll even give you the benefit of the doubt on verbage, even though verbage + horrible = redundant.

And because I like your style, I won't rip on you, but you should also read the stickies before you post. Down here, we don't care what you think. And no, I'm not being a smartarse, I'm (one of) the forum pedants.

btw, Fcuk off and die!

Eat a dick.

Your style refers to the fact that I'm one of the forum pedants. So I understand what you are saying. If you missed that, maybe I overestimated your intelligence. You also didn't capitalize "English," so I caught two of your mistakes. Is it way better than most of the posts on the boards? Yes. But if you are going to criticize others for their spelling and grammar, yours better damn well be perfect.

From the sticky entitled "Attention all newbies," 4th post.

That means that we don't want to discuss your opinions. If you choose to stay, expect a little more abuse and then it will fall off. But you won't get away without dealing with it. As far as another forum to go to, we don't care as long as it's not here.

He's enjoying this far too much for his own good I think. We should tie Jef to Bhowell shove them in a dark room with a love song and see what pops out.

Nope, that doesn't say anything about not wanting to discuss someone's opinions. Yes, it specifically mentions no computer talk and not wanting people here. It even mentions willingness to insult. Discussing opinions is your interpretation of the said rules. I am sure there are other people that think the same. If you don't want any opinions posted here, then add that to the rules. That will make this thread a pretty quiet place as EVERYONE has opinions and have expressed them here.

Good luck with that. Only one would be walking out and I feel pretty confident that would be me.

Sounds like an opinion to me. We don't want those here right?

I don't know. I am beginning to like this forum. I might hang around awhile.

Until the next intelligent response.....toodles

Obviously you missed the sarcasm in the "we" terminology. That's ok. I forgive you.

Since I only have a few posts, as you say, I don't consider myself one of you. Thankfully so too. I am normally not a prick like some of you seem to be. I expect that though...it was in your stickie. I accept that.

You call it being arrogant. I call it being confident. No matter....we will probably never find out anyway so leave it at that.

Nope, can't say I know any of you and I highly doubt I will be attempting to set up any meetings with any of you as well. Arseholes aren't the type of people I typically hang around with.

No, not yet. I will get bored with this soon enough. For now I am still entertained.

IF you connected....it wouldn't be very entertaining. That would be an awfully long drive just to play "cricket with my knackers".

Die Jef, Die!!!!

[/fscking n00b]

We know you will eventually leave.

If you are trying to bore us to death, keep it up. It is working.

Nope.. that's just one of Aubies logs.

Trust me, we don't.

Castrated

Ya know. I was willing to let this just die off but you all keep responding to it. There have been 6 posts since the last one I did....albeit they aren't the same caliber as they were before. Can't let it die?

If you are asking me if I am not used to the way this place works, then my answer would be yes and no. Yes, as it is like a few other boards I frequent, and no, not this particular board.....but really not all that different. They all are frequented by people that like to /flame or put people down to make themselves feel better about themselves.

While my initial post was a rant and contained a couple errors (*slap my hand*), it was still a viable rant not unlike others I have seen in this very forum. I just happened to be the one singled out at this time to "have a little fun" with. That's ok. I can give some back too.

Then yes, I have figured out how this place works....I stand by my thoughts about people putting others down to make themselves feel better.

That is because you are demented.

Yes to both of the above.

I feel the love....or is that just strangers hand?

sussed,

hes not sussed

For seeming to almost have it, you sure are an idiot.

Us flaming you has nothing to do with making ourselves feel better. It has to do with weeding out the people we don't want here. Those people that see a small insult on a website and freak out, or the people that feel that they are better than everyone else, or the people that join the forum and then start spouting out rules to everyone else. The handful of new people (and Mugz) that come here and realize that the flaming is just in fun and is akin to hazing are the ones that tend to stick around and become part of the group.

Now please sod off.

From which orifice?

I could go for a good tit suckling.