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Hello:

I have an old Mahjong game that my mothers maid purchased as a gift while my father was stationed in Taiwan. Can anyone tell me how to determine if the set is made of Ivory or Bone? If so, can you tell me the cost or a price range in which it could be sold? I have the book which came with it and all of the tiles. Your help would be greatly appreciated.

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stick to squareknots, you fcuking BS

Reply to mrface
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If your moms maid bought it, clearly it is made of bone.


Message edited by turpit on 02-24-2009 at 04:52:20 AM
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Reply to turpit

Yes. Probably human.

Reply to WingDing
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Ivory comes from elephants. Elephants come from either India or Africa.

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I am informed that elephants indeed come from Taiwan too. But they're not proper elephants. They're cheap Taiwanese knock-offs.

So your Mahjong set is made from fake ivory, and is thus completely worthless. A gift, in other words.

Have a nice day.

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Reply to mugz

Now that's a bit daft giving your e-mail address in a public forum.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar
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I doubt it's a real e-mail address.

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Reply to zpyrd

Don't under estimate the predictability of stupidity.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Ye, i remember someone gave their real address out in a forum, tried to edit it but someone quoted them and checked it out and found out it was real. Don't know if he got sent anything odd though.

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Reply to strangestranger

I remember that, wasn't it around the time that Clarkson found himself making a £250 donation to charity after he published his details?

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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mugz wrote :

Ivory comes from elephants. Elephants come from either India or Africa.

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I am informed that elephants indeed come from Taiwan too. But they're not proper elephants. They're cheap Taiwanese knock-offs.

So your Mahjong set is made from fake ivory, and is thus completely worthless. A gift, in other words.

Have a nice day.


I have a tested, true ivory set from the North Gate City, Shanghai for sale

Reply to susyboo
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give the money to a wildlife association

Reply to pike

Or roast it in some nice satay sauce.

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Reply to WingDing
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Howsabout he roasts himself in some nice satay sauce.

Reply to mugz

Waste of satay sauce. Stick with the roasting.

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Reply to WingDing
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*puts fresh gas tank in the flamethrower*

*obliges*

Reply to mugz
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susyboo wrote :

I have a tested, true ivory set from the North Gate City, Shanghai for sale


hey
do you have pictures of the box and box content (content of each drawer) and close up of a tile on it's four sides ?
Thank you to send them to me if you didn't sell it yet.
What do you mean by "tested" ?
Thanks
JP

Reply to jpcb

He licked it a few times.

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Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Then nestled it between his moist buttocks.

Reply to WingDing
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I would have done the anal insertion then licked.

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Reply to zpyrd

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It's the seasonings!

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Reply to zpyrd

susyboo wrote :

I have a tested, true ivory set from the North Gate City, Shanghai for sale


Do you have pics to share of this ivory set? Where are you located?

Reply to benvolio94114

He is located up his own hole, slightly to the right of the wad of man-semen.

Reply to WingDing
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oh...he should have a cleansing enema...before the ditch pig can smell the rot...

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Reply to zpyrd

That'd turn her on, eh?

Reply to WingDing
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The smell of decomp, feces and stale unrine makes the ditchpig hot and wet...I'm surprised she doesn't work in an old age home.

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Reply to zpyrd

An old age fish home....

Reply to WingDing
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence fell... then everyone turned to the masochist and asked:
"So, what's it gonna be?"
To which he replied, "Meow!"

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Reply to zpyrd

...*a tumbleweed rolls by*...

Reply to WingDing
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*nails tumbleweed with experimental napalm shell*

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Reply to mugz
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Interesting...I think I'll snap another picture.

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Reply to zpyrd

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Don't bother. It went phut.

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Reply to mugz
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susyboo wrote :

I have a tested, true ivory set from the North Gate City, Shanghai for sale


how would I buy it if it is still for sale? how much, size of each tile and and how many tiles int he set?

Reply to maxblue

How many tiles can you afford?

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Reply to Vokofpolisiekar
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Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

How many tiles can you afford?


I was looking for the whole set not individual tiles == 144 Asian or 156 American

Reply to maxblue

Everyone here got some tiles. We didn't know it should've been bought as a set. I can let my 6 go for quite an agreeable price. As for the other members here, you'll have to ask them.

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Reply to Vokofpolisiekar
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Since the set is broken up it is of little use to a mahjong player. But there are some folks who make jewelry out of them. Like earrings or pendants or bracelets depending on the size of the pieces. Ivory sets can run from 125 to 600 or more for an exceptionally good set. Standard size tiles 1 1/4 inch by 3/4 inch by 1/2 inch although these can vary. Most ivory is backed with bamboo. there are some miniature sets that are for decoration they are about 1/8 thick and 1/2 inch long
wikipedia.org/wiki/Mah-Jongg has more info.

Reply to maxblue

I got an elephant in my back yard (I'm from Efrika) - maybe if I cut it's one tooth off I can start making a new set?

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Reply to Vokofpolisiekar
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Well I hope you have elephant damage clause on your home owners insurance.

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Reply to zpyrd

Nah. It's tied down to the washing pole.

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