I'd like some information:
What exactly is my job?
Well, before I fired you, you were a janitor at a glory hole bookstore.
What exactly is my pay?
$2.13/hr. You worked for tips.
How long have I been working?
Let me contact HR. I'll have an answer for you in 10 business days.
Where are my previous paychecks?
Well, you didn't get a check last week because you have a $2000 tab at the store. (I told you to ease up on the dolls...)
Do you fire everyone who corrects you?
Not all... some wind up in a jar that sits atop of my computer. It's label is "Ashes of Former Problem Employees"
How the hell did you know I was from Texas?