Hey Gooner!

How is that struggle to stay in for a spot in Europe next year going? I see the Toffees are right on your heels too. Had they not fcuked up against the Geordies, when you get stuffed by Villa this weekend and they beat The Baggies, then they'd be in front of you.

Now, I'm leaving for a while before some clever twat mentions our fcukup against City and I have to start crying all over again.

I'm putting money in the Mancs going out of the CL to Inter too. I think it's a good bet. That and I swear, I'll have a few hundred copies of the winning slip made and post them to random addresses in Ireland and London. How else can I make sure I get one to a Manc fan?

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Reply to Tom_Smart

As a Scouser I'm sure you'll find a way to manager it...

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Reply to audiovoodoo

I am now very tempted to delete that post. What a **** game we just had. All chance of the Prem gone. What's even worse is Chelski are now ahead on goal difference.

That Gooner is going to be wetting himself. I'm off away again later tonight so can't even get pissed and drown my sorrows.

Reply to Tom_Smart

I might just take this opportunity, as a noted Man U fan, to gloat just a little [/areshole]

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** Offers Wingy a bowl of Betties Hot-Pot and a pint of Boddingtons to calibrate with **

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Reply to audiovoodoo

...*dry humps Vera Duckworth*...

Our Jack won't be too pleased [/UK joke]

Reply to WingDing

Tom_Smart wrote :

How is that struggle to stay in for a spot in Europe next year going? I see the Toffees are right on your heels too. Had they not fcuked up against the Geordies, when you get stuffed by Villa this weekend and they beat The Baggies, then they'd be in front of you.

Now, I'm leaving for a while before some clever twat mentions our fcukup against City and I have to start crying all over again.

I'm putting money in the Mancs going out of the CL to Inter too. I think it's a good bet. That and I swear, I'll have a few hundred copies of the winning slip made and post them to random addresses in Ireland and London. How else can I make sure I get one to a Manc fan?

I'm sure this thread is not intended for me as the right way would've been:

Hey Mr Gooner!

Anyhow, I accept your taunt at my teams shyte form. What can I say? They are playing like a bunch of twats, but I still support 'em cause I'm a Gooner for life.

I won't go out too much against the fact that your own team is falling out of the race. The upside however is that you still qualify for UEFA IF all goes well. IF, because an all English UEFA final might get some fcuk nuts upset and force a different means to managing it.

Oh, Arsenal is still in UEFA. With our return rate ramping quite good towards the end of the month we MIGHT yet turn up to salvage something and with fortune from the likes of Stoke and other teams we might yet catch Villa and maybe you. It's been an odd season, and I know it will end oddly as well.

Like Arsene says - judge us when we play our last game against Stoke in May.

BTW - I'd rather see the Scouses beat manure than seeing that bunch of pansies win the league. Fact.

BTW2 - Good to hear from you again. Thought you got locked up with Gerrard or for doing something to a billboard.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

audiovoodoo wrote :

** Offers Wingy a bowl of Betties Hot-Pot and a pint of Boddingtons to calibrate with **

What is he calibrating? His calipers? Maybe he can celebrate a successful calibration!

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Reply to JustPlainJef

ManU being in the rightful place above the Scouse scum.

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Reply to audiovoodoo

Tom will be rightly p!ssed if Man U do the whole lot this year.

Reply to WingDing

I'd rather watch puss vaporize than see manure do the whole lot.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

I dunno about that. Better them (IMO) than the commies down the Kings Road picking up a trophy or two.

Then again, I'm a Bluenose and therefore know sweet fcuk all about winning trophies. Soon to add the word "promotion" to that collective. But I digress.

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Reply to RobD

No, let's stick with that. Brummie bashing is a long lost art in this forum [/harsh]

Reply to WingDing

RobD: Nah - they a bunch of twats who got rid of a excellent coach. Especially Drogba with that awful excuse for a hair style. It will most likely end:

Arsenal
Liverpool
Manure
Chelski

Wait a minute...

Manure
LFC
Villa
Arsenal
Chelski

And ya'll know I have no choice other than leaving AFC in nr 4.

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WingDing wrote :

I might just take this opportunity, as a noted Man U fan, to gloat just a little [/areshole]

I see Van der Sar has broken the British record for the number of clean sheets in a row.

Big fcuking deal. I stopped pissing the bed when I was four.

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*snore*

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Reply to Mugz

Tom_Smart wrote :

I see Van der Sar has broken the British record for the number of clean sheets in a row.

Big fcuking deal. I stopped pissing the bed when I was four.

Hey Tom. Now what do you say about our turn in fortune? Did you watch our game yesterday? And we're only getting stronger with each passing week. Strong finish this will be...

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Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Yes, I watched that game early this morning. Not a bad show.

I'm now rooting for the Toffees to twat the Mancs. I honestly believe they are the only team that can do them. You and The Commies[/Rob] won't manage it. If the toffees fail The b@stards will get that cup.

Reply to Tom_Smart

...*sniggers*...

And you'll never hear the end of it.

Reply to WingDing

I think shooting that duplicitous twat David Gill in the face would even the odds for other teams.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Tom, where you at? What happened last night? Was Bruce Grobelaar involved or what? Something must be wrong with that score line...

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

How fantastic was that? One of the best nights at Anfield I ever had. We demolished them good and proper.

How can any team still left have seen that performance and not be scared?

Mancs out tonight and I'm on the piss for a month.

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Reply to Tom_Smart

Aren't ya'll playing each other this weekend?

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

No, it won't be a game. we'll massacre them.
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No, it won't be a game. we'll massacre them.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

I got it first time...

Tell you what - manure goes out tonight and the ensuing massacre this weekend goes your way I'll buy a Liverpool shirt.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

You buy that shirt and I'll welcome you from out of the dark and into the light.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

Don't mean I'll support LFC though... Just a sign of RESPECT. I'm a Gooner till I part this world and I meet up with the departed Gunners of old.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Walk into the light!
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Reply to Tom_Smart

Do you have any kind words of advice for a Man U fan?

...*braces self*...

Reply to WingDing

Ummm.... hang yourself to avoid what happens when you return to work on Monday?

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Here's some general advice.

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Reply to Tom_Smart

ROFL!!! Good one!

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...*BASTAGE*...

Reply to WingDing

You are going to be so much fun on Sunday. Providing I've stopped drinking by then,
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Reply to Tom_Smart

Now why on earth would you do that?!

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So I can start again.
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Fcuking horrible cheating Manc b@stards are through, cnuts. Every cloud has a silver lining and seeing Mourinho pissed off will have to do, for now

Vok, what a game! You couldn't have left that much later.

PENALTY SHOOTOUT

EDUARDO SAVED Roma 0-0 Arsenal
PIZARRO SCORES Roma 1-0 Arsenal
VAN PERSIE SCORES Roma 1-1 Arsenal
VUCINIC SAVED Roma 1-1 Arsenal
WALCOTT SCORES Roma 1-2 Arsenal
BAPTISTA SCORES Roma 2-2 Arsenal
NASRI SCORES Roma 2-3 Arsenal
MONTELLA SCORES Roma 3-3 Arsenal
DENLISON SCORES Roma 3-4 Arsenal
TOTTI SCORES Roma 4-4 Arsenal
TOURE SCORES Roma 4-5 Arsenal
AQUILANI SCORES Roma 5-5 Arsenal
SAGNA SCORES Roma 5-6 Arsenal
RIISE SCORES Roma 6-6 Arsenal
DIABY SCORES Roma 6-7 Arsenal
TONETTO MISSES Roma 6-7 Arsenal

Walcott nearly fcuked you up though. Good to see you make it through.

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...*sniggers*...

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Your lot played sh!te. You are lucky to be in the knock-out stages. Comming second in your group with so few points would have seen you miss the group stages in all but one other group.

Champions, my arse.
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Last nights' game is proof that Italians can't play football - towards the end they did anything to halt the game because they simply can't play English type football for 90min.

Spaletti is a chunt and looks like something from a vampire movie.

Totti is chunt.

We scraped through and I'll take it any which way I can. Kudo's to our bottom half of the penalty shooters - kept their head.

Did you check Messi's goal? Brilliant..

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Can someone please tell me what Wenger sees in Bendtner. The bloke's a fcuking clown. He keeps failling over his own feet. We had him on loan a Blues a couple of seasons back. The Championship is where he belongs to be frank. He struggled in the second half of the season even then.

Nice to see all the Italians go out so early again though!

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shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

Yeah, Bendtner doesn't impress me at all. He over cooks his first touch and has ball control in the minus range. He can score though - but the misses leading up to it are mind boggling.

Van Persie is also starting to annoy me - bitches about us scoring so little, funny then that Eduardo and Vella is getting the balls in while he struggle to get the ball into space.

Hooora for the Italians being eliminated!

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Poor Italians. Seriously though, Rome is going to be a dangerous place for the final. I'm taking a stab vest.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

Since when are you supporting Arsenal [/referring to a stab vest for the final]

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

There is a reason the final is seventy six days away, so the stench of Gooners will be gone by the time we get there.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

Haha...

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

You're welcome.

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Reply to Tom_Smart

...*winces*...

Man, that's cold...

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