Savages

I can now proclaim that the Chinese are a bunch of savages. If they had to fall off the face of the earth then it will be at no loss at all.

Somehow I end up getting these lovely [/sarcasm] videos from peeps on my e-mail and today was the turn of a Chinese inspired one. Speed cooking was the subject line and if you have 1% know how around the Chinese then alarm bells are ringing.

These chunts actually time their chefs to put forth food that once served still is alive. Stellar. So a fish is boiled in oil without putting his head in and once served the poor focker's gills are still doing their thing - eyes staring wildly at you. The same goes for a snake - which is cut up in pieces throughout its length. Its still moving when the plate is put down.

Now there is some space for debate around cold blooded animals and what they feel. My issue here is moral and ethical. I'm civilized, eat using a fork and knife to what I've grown fond of with regards to food. Nothing flashy - red meat from cows, chicken and sometimes pork. They are killed before I get them and in most cases the killing is done under legislation - and in saying that I buy grain fed produce which allows for more legislative watchful eyes and as a by product some sort of "guarantee" that the killing was done in a humanely way.

So I eat what is dead when I buy it. When I'm after freshness, I buy morning packed produce. So where does these chinks get off with killing the thing to the extent that it's moving by the time you get it (and I don't give a flying rats a$$ about it moving due to tissue and muscle contractions - it doesn't look humane!!).

I tend to be neutral to the rest of the world, living a life that impacts no one around me (except farting, that's national and not international) and have a huge liking to anything from the animal side of things - but this is just one more addition to a country that has grown in time to represent savages due to their increased and uncontrolled population which results in their nature of eating anything that moves and some truly asinine means of getting it to table.

So, without any reservation I proclaim them to be savages and I have a distasteful outlook on them. Fcuking chodes.

I've Never met A Nice South African - sung by Spitting Image

I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards
Who hate black people

I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons

I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
With no sense of humour - ha ha

I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies
I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle
And I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because we've never met one either
Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)

Yes he's quite a nice South African
And he's hardly ever killed anyone
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why they put him prison.

Think of the Chinese whatever you want but I prefer some of my (sea)food stuf alive when I buy and cook it. I do prefer it to be dead once I eat it though, except for oysters, those i prefer raw (and alive).

Has this something to do with us crafting you a new one back in the day?

...*eats chimp*...

Morally I find it wrong - that's the issue. Force feeding falls into the same boat.

Meat is meat - but there are civilized means of getting it to an edible state regardless of what the meat might be.

...*with mung beans*... [/Dr Wingy Lector]

I'll actually have to watch that one tonight again.

Who is going to be our Buffalo Bill here?

"It puts the lotion on its skin"

Especially today. Had a binge last night and I don't know if I still have a liver.

I think you should simplify this some more given the current state your booby deprived brain is in: what about pakis are gooks? I mean why be racist to particular groups only? It's best to be racist to all groups.... o wait...err.... [/googles for explanation on racism, lots of entries to be found]

Lol, zyprd.

True true.

I'll stick to Grolsch.

Ummm, ok.

More proof of what? That they are a lot like most other countries?

If only.

Doesn't beat peanut butter on porridge.

You are seriously not referring to me as the young one?

Edit - for my own protection and due to an internal correlation error.

Simple case of seeing your own faults in others. Strive to eat less meat yourself and stop judging others would be a start.

...*wipes arse with chipmunk*...

Jeez Rob, use some mouthwash......ewwwww.....

Avoid me? He's stuck to me.

Poor bloody chipmunk more like. What a way to go.

My own faults in others? You're kidding right? There's just no comparison. Faults I have but I do not look into other nations for it.

You're a hippy right? That would imply that you are "connected" to the world and as such it should offend you the same as me, a non hippy but animal lover none the less. That's the issue with the zen kinda life style you adopt - it contradicts itself throughout its cycle. How can you oppose my disliking in a communist nation that has crude means of serving food vs your own beliefs that support the protection of the nature side of things?

So to stop any assumptions around myself - yes I'm an animal lover and yes I consume certain animals. However my own beliefs and culture based on my religion leads me to this. That's why we pray for the food we consume. The practicing of this has the added by product of taking care of such animals and in most cases (or in South Africa at least) the means of taking that living animal to and edible state in humane ways.

True Mac - but just like a group of people can make a nation look like scum so to can I then base my op on it. It's generalization yes, but it's the way the world ticks as well. Secluding a certain percentage of said nation is neigh impossible - for all we know it's exercised by 90, 70, 50, 40% of the population. No one knows so I'll do the non statistical approach which is assumption.

And my opinion is exactly that - my own. So I don't intend on getting people to join me in my opinion and it's open to scrutiny which I'll take if it's done in a manner similar to yours.

...and..??? [/Irish]...[/just not getting it]....[/slow]...[/waiting for penny to drop]...

Has anyone seen Lemmiwinks?