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Toledovirgin   03-06-2009 at 10:22:01 PM

I take my first look at other for, what is it now, 18 months and I see a post for people to calm down!!!! That's like asking Mr Smart to drink Cooooo...oooors! [/stutter] (can't believe I just said that, *goes to wash mouth out with Dettol*)

So what have I missed in here peoples? Any old Mrs Phillips' stories I need to read up on before I become the young Mrs Phillips?? And whose nicked my Llama suit? Chimp, what the fcuk are you doing with that... no don't answer, even my imagination isn't that twisted...

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audiovoodoo   03-06-2009 at 10:23:16 PM
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** Looks up from stuffing Chimpet into Llama suit **

Fcuk me - it lives!!

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strangestranger   03-06-2009 at 10:32:01 PM
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Dear god,

It surfaces.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

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Toledovirgin   03-06-2009 at 10:36:02 PM
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It was Lenin I think that said don't change for change's sake, change for the worse, or something as equally FUBARed

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RobD   03-06-2009 at 10:36:57 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

It heard about the changes...



I thought it put the lotion in the basket?

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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Toledovirgin   03-06-2009 at 10:38:29 PM
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I heard the Riser was missing and thought it was a safe haven, we've had a tiff

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exit2dos   03-06-2009 at 10:39:00 PM
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Hey TV, nice to see Wales has the internetz back again. Hope you're doing well.

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Toledovirgin   03-06-2009 at 10:42:02 PM
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Why are you being nice to me? I've just sat here with an incredulous look on my face for ...ooooh... seconds wondering what the hell's going on!

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audiovoodoo   03-06-2009 at 10:43:09 PM
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Don't encourage her, you know how long it took us to get rid of her last time and she only stopped off for a panad.

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exit2dos   03-06-2009 at 10:45:03 PM
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I'm only building the ominous sense of foreboding...

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Toledovirgin   03-06-2009 at 10:47:37 PM
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you building it out of stickle bricks?

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exit2dos   03-06-2009 at 10:48:32 PM
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Well, I did buy them off Wingy...

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Toledovirgin   03-06-2009 at 10:51:18 PM
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And I guess you bought the felt shapes off Mikey when he pished off, have you learned nothing from the 'Scouser?

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exit2dos   03-06-2009 at 10:54:17 PM
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No, Mikey gave them to me. He kept claiming all these felt shapes wanted him, but he had something better to do.

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audiovoodoo   03-06-2009 at 10:54:56 PM
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There actually hedgehog roadkill he had the mechanic extract from those run flat BMW tyres of his.

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BigMac   03-06-2009 at 10:56:31 PM
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Some topics make me wonder whether we shouldn't just set up a proper chat channel instead of using this... halfware.

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Toledovirgin   03-06-2009 at 10:56:49 PM
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bet their flat because he accidentaly shot them with the new "toy" he has recently accqkuired (I know it's one or more of those letters so take your pick)

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exit2dos   03-06-2009 at 10:56:52 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

There actually hedgehog roadkill he had the mechanic extract from those run flat BMW tyres of his.



Thank you. I was wondering where I put them.

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audiovoodoo   03-06-2009 at 10:59:45 PM
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Enjoy my illiteracy while you can....

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audiovoodoo   03-06-2009 at 11:00:27 PM
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@Mac - I'm up for that. Anybody got any bandwidth on Sealand going spare?

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audiovoodoo   03-06-2009 at 11:12:24 PM
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Something like.

Alt.Tasteless on usenet would have been a natural home for us... :(

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Toledovirgin   03-06-2009 at 11:14:55 PM
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someone get some server space and start a whole new website, just for the Other guys, and gal (I would say gals but I don't see cheeze)

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audiovoodoo   03-06-2009 at 11:17:23 PM
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We could be like nomads.. selling our google page bombing abilities to the highest bidders.

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Toledovirgin   03-06-2009 at 11:21:03 PM
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no, we'd be like an island paradise for the disturbed and retarded

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audiovoodoo   03-06-2009 at 11:34:14 PM
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I didn't think you'd be into the perfect home for Riser?

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Toledovirgin   03-06-2009 at 11:48:02 PM
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he's not bright enough to be retarded

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zpyrd   03-07-2009 at 11:39:28 AM
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Fock....I thought you fell into lake Erie....errr....you fell into a NW Ohio prostitute's cum bucket and met a wingding.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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Tom_Smart   03-07-2009 at 11:41:25 AM
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Shut up and post pics of tits.

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zpyrd   03-07-2009 at 11:44:11 AM
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OK

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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zpyrd   03-07-2009 at 12:01:06 PM
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Exterior Breast Anatomy
An interesting read for the titty aficionado.


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------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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audiovoodoo   03-07-2009 at 12:15:00 PM
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I want to be that kid in 11c....

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Tom_Smart   03-07-2009 at 12:58:46 PM
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That's just sick. Why would anyone want to be a ginger baby?

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audiovoodoo   03-07-2009 at 01:05:36 PM
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I guess it would kinda suck...

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Tom_Smart   03-07-2009 at 01:17:35 PM
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***points to coat***

Leave.

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audiovoodoo   03-07-2009 at 01:42:45 PM
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Now now, just because that's the way scousers treat their managers...

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Tom_Smart   03-07-2009 at 01:54:23 PM
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Last manager who got that treatment deserved it. He wasn't so much told asked either.

Then again, he was French, getting him to turn and run wasn't exactly tricky.

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strangestranger   03-07-2009 at 01:56:01 PM
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How long have you had your current manager? Must be a fair while for a premiership club.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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Tom_Smart   03-07-2009 at 02:03:40 PM
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Five years in June.

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audiovoodoo   03-07-2009 at 02:40:19 PM
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Tom_Smart wrote :

Last manager who got that treatment deserved it. He wasn't so much told asked either.

 

And you question my grammatical integrity in other threads.... :sarcastic:


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Tom_Smart   03-07-2009 at 03:41:06 PM
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Twat! I hold my hand up to that, it was simply sloppy.

***hangs head***

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audiovoodoo   03-07-2009 at 05:38:22 PM
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When you get to your age all you can get is sloppy.

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Tom_Smart   03-07-2009 at 05:48:09 PM
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As I age I just get stronger!

"Doctor, when I was in my 20's, it took both of my hands to push down my erection . When I was in my 30's, it took one hand to push down my erection. When I was in my 50's, it took three fingers to push down my erection. Now that I'm in my 60's, it only takes one finger to push down on my erection ! So what I'm basically trying to ask you is? How strong am I going to get?"

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Tom_Smart   03-07-2009 at 06:32:42 PM
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I thought you'd like that.

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JustPlainJef   03-12-2009 at 01:21:34 PM
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HOLY HELL!!!!

Who let her back in?

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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WingDing   03-12-2009 at 01:26:17 PM
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The tasteless police.

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JustPlainJef   03-12-2009 at 01:27:02 PM
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Oh, so THAT'S why I couldn't get in....

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Tom_Smart   03-12-2009 at 01:39:47 PM
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Hmmm, you're back in too, looks like the filters need tweaking.
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