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Microsoft certification is a recognition that validates the presence of special skills in a person to accomplish a job. Besides providing the proof of real world IT skills, it also offers a life-long career path of IT skills development.

The Microsoft certification involves a great deal of practice and perseverance. One can study from the scores of course books that are available, online or at bookstores. The other option is joining any reliable training center which provides Training and Certification Guidance courses. After the course is completed, you have to Register and appear for the Online Exam conducted by Prometric and VUE testing centers authorized by Microsoft to conduct the Exams.

There are many seekers for the Microsoft Certification Online. This is because by undergoing online training, busy professionals can choose the time and pace of study as per their convenience. Microsoft certification proves to potential employers that you have a targeted set of skills in Microsoft's software programs.

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Sod off.

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Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Go sit on a snake you bleedin' numpty. [/couldn't be nice even if my life depended on it]

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Reply to RobD

i cant think of a more useless qualification to have in my life...

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Reply to Flakes

I concur. If I had to redo some stuff in my life I'd study plastic surgery. Look at boobs the whole day and make them better (even though I'm opposed to implants - don't like the idea of fake DD's being in this world).

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BoM = Stalin = Communism.
Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

MCSE. Must Consult Someone Experienced.

Reply to Tom_Smart

We must have been botted with this little advertising gem.

I took a look at these classes in hopes to change careere. When I saw a bunch of numbnuts in there that looked like they needed a class to learn how to change a light bulb (step one, remove burnt out bulb. Step two, test socket by licking finger and sticking it in....), when I saw those people, and the price, I said scr3w it.

Was a time when someone who knew this stuff had a chance at a good career, but a lot of peeps I see now seem to be stuck in the IT closet, kept down by the 45 year olds that have made it to the top of their IT ladder and are not ready to give up their spot.


Am I far off in this? Aside from these worthless courses, what IS the best way to do a career swap into IT?

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Reply to Ninjahedge

I have the accent.

Now all I need is to stop wearing deoderant.

/me waits for scratch and sniff version of Slumdog.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

+1 Bombay hooker requirement


Message edited by audiovoodoo on 03-09-2009 at 09:20:29 PM
Reply to audiovoodoo

"what IS the best way to do a career swap into IT? "

How hard can it be? Riser does it for a living. You would only need to be smarter than stone and then you could.........Oh........wait.....

Have you considered a career as a shoe salesman?

Reply to Tom_Smart

Do I look like Al Bundy to you?

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Reply to Ninjahedge

No, you look like a fat kid eating an ice cream.

Reply to Tom_Smart

>pssst!<

[whisper]That's a mirror![/whisper]

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Yes it is, a two-way one. We have our Eye's on you!

Reply to Tom_Smart

Just like my time at the Clinic!!!!

It feels just like home!

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Reply to Ninjahedge

About you results from the clinic, don't book any holidays. Actually, don't plan on any long movies.

Reply to Tom_Smart

I'm itchy.

What the fock is this thread about?

Goes back to looking at tits.

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Reply to zpyrd

Dont stare for too long you will go blind!

*turns off the light

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Reply to Flakes

That's not true.

Turns lights back on.

Dude...put your pants back on.

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Reply to zpyrd

damn! i was about to shout surprise, you know that way its not rape.

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Reply to Flakes

TS,

Too late, I already saw The Watchmen.

BTW, WTF is up with Mr. Al-Fresco in that flik? I really do not need to see that much Jon johnson outside of a pr0n flik.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

You don't need to. but you do like to.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

You're just jealous.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Jealous of someone who watches cams or TS, are you mad? There is a DVD rip screener out there, you just won't find it on torrent sites, well not just yet anyway.

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Reply to Tom_Smart

Actually, I hate cams.

Saw it in the theater. It wasn't worth the $12, but I would say it is worth a rental on a good home setup.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

I don't visit the cinema as often as I used to. I have a favourite one in Liverpool. They have a bar and you can take your beer in with you.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

I hate you.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

No, that's jealousy!

Reply to Tom_Smart

Oh!

Sorry, I feel it so often I forgot what it felt like!


Message edited by Ninjahedge on 03-11-2009 at 07:14:51 PM
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