To be honest I find your comments rather amusing, and I hope you like your topic or thread name as it seems appropriate for you guys, it would seem that some people deserve the comments they get from what they post but it can be easy to forget that at sometime we all had no knowledge about PCs when we first started,
Im not sure what response I will get with this topic but Im sure you guys will be entertaining and I look forward to it.
THE GANG
Robd <Prob the leader lol
WingDing
Tom_smart
Anoobis
strangerstranger
Ninjahedge
bigmac
audiovoodoo
exit2dos
Vokofpolisiekar
phukface
If I missed anyone of you out I apologize,
but at least anyone now who posts and gets a rude comment may see this topic after they have posted and see that you guys are just having some fun with them.
You missed plenty.
AAMOF, I am pretty much a greenie here (comparatively).
/me leaves anal lube and Llama suit (slightly used).
/me runs for nearest fallout shelter.
...*hits Unicomplex in the plums with cricket bat, steals lunch money*...
Well, I have to live up to my reputation, don't I?
As for the numptys not knowing anything, I can tolerate people who show some semblance of intelligence. Alas, the vast majority of bumbling fcukwitts who post in here have all been lobotomised, and then fine tuned to a new level of ineptitude. So fcuk em'.
Maybe if they took the time to read the stickies they might have worked it out before they posted. I'm a thick chimp and even I managed to suss this place out before my first post.
...*nods in agreement*...
I didn't.........
I was just looking for a forum full of BS with like minded people.
I think I found it, but I can't tell sometimes.
I think the thing that people new to the other forget is how much crap we went through in order to become an established member. If the OP was to search back a couple of years and see the stick that Tom gave me when I first landed then maybe he would start to understand that this is not a place full of bullies. Bullies single out an individual, we are not fussy
Would bullies help me stay positive when I was on the dole by sending me PM's, would they provide their expertise at the drop of a hat despite having just done a 14 hour day followed by a transatlantic flight? As somebody that has suffered from some serious bullying in my personal life I'll tell anybody that asks, these are NOT BULLIES!!
Nobody here goes after people by PM, nobody seriously wishes harm on any other person (even though they could never risk their hard man persona by admitting it!). No, this is a place where you have to establish your own credibility and character. It's like WoW, if a noob stumbles into the middle of a raid they'll get the crap kicked out of them.
Anyhow, we all know you can't beat a bit of bully...
| Ninjahedge wrote : You missed plenty.
|
Fcuking hippie. You should be staked to a burning tree.
/Leaves now.
Whatever happened to that jason73 guy?
lol new this topic would get your attention it was chucking a bucket of blood in shark infested waters and just waiting a while for the sharks to turn up.
Also very nice exit2dos well done, jason73 was my brother he used that name in my email to get access to this forum but is no longer intrested, hence I have now closed that account down and reopend in this name as I will be more active.
Im not sure why you guys hang around down here or is it because the top half of the forum as in like CPU & Componets as topics like (can you help me do I choose a AMD II 940 or a Intel i7 920), for which you never get a solid reply or solution to the question, just alot of PC buffins arguing about bench marks & trying to out do each other in there knowledge.
Anyway ok then forum bullys may not be appropriate, so you choose .
Beeves & the butheads ?
AV, you will be in for a sh!t load more abuse if you keep getting emotional like that. If I wanted to hear some silly retarded emotional bitch drivel on about her feelings about bullies I'd go to a surprise sex counselling site.
Now please excuse me. I have a self-harm website to visit and see if I can get some emo kids to cut themselves.
Typical response from from a scouse,
Why dont you go and knock down a wall at Juventus and crush some fans, theres a way to vent your self-harm.
Why don't you fcuk off. Seriously, I no more care for the 'look at me I've read the stickies and want to be your friend' approach than I do for the 'I'm a fcuking retard and will stay if I want'.
You don't know me and I'm not in the slightest interested in you. Unless you live in the UK and want to give me your address.
You fcuking moron.
Bully!!!
Me, please.
I am the kind one.
We won't mention the fact that we are all disappointed that riser hasn't yet topped himself.
| Tom_Smart wrote : AV, you will be in for a sh!t load more abuse if you keep getting emotional like that. |
Awww.. You love me really...
Beside I've just gotten a bulk order discount on a couple of hundred of these to hand out to all my bike contacts to sport as they try to spot your jag on match day..
Does you mum know you have her badge?
I won't be in the Jag on Saturday. Tell your cronies to keep an eye out for a silver-grey Vectra. There won't be many about, so just throw something at it to get my attention.
See you on Saturday.
And I believe the Mancs will be seeing you real soon....dragging your arses as you walk away defeated, I mean....
Yeah, because you've done such a good job against us so far.
Here are some of your heros, showing their true talents.
That is a brilliant photo.
Look ma, no hands.
I think that's what they call a money shot.
| Quote : To be honest |
I trust 'ya. Welcome to the forumz. Did you bring a condom?
I believe Ryan Babel's was the money shot last time we played.
Though Wes Brown's was fcuking fantastic too!!!!
Sorry Tom_Smart I guess that was way below the belt as they say, my comment on the past Liverpool, my brother as put me right about that, but dont dish what you cant take a specially against a chick, I fight fire with fire. sorry
And yea I do live in the UK
And badge if that was really your sparrow then I can see you have problems getting a girlfriend, tell me is that on the hard ? lol, but nice pic anyway.
It's not the comment that pissed me off. It's you, you're a fcuking retard. Your comment was obviously something you googled when looking for an insult for a Scouser. Insults I can live with, I just have a dislike for morons. You are the reason people shouldn't brake when a simpleton walks out in the road.
Your brother put you straight did he? I can only assume you are stunning looking, because he obviously got the brains.
Oh, just one more thing, the only thing you will be getting from me from now on.
Pr!ck.
Ass Hole!!!!
| UNICOMPLEX wrote : but it can be easy to forget that at sometime we all had no knowledge about PCs when we first started |
When I started with computers there wasn't an easy to use internet with a wealth of knowledge. When I got my first PC the guy who gave it to me also just gave me around 5 DOS commands. The rest I learned as time went through trial and error, friends etc.
Nowadays, you have the internet in all its glory and to make it more obscure a search engine that allows you to access such knowledge just by using plain English (UK English of fcukin course) as search criteria. Hell, it even suggests possible alternates to badly spelled phrases. So there's NO excuse (bar maybe access to the net) for not being apt with PC tech to a certain level - the problem is that people these days are just to darn lazy to do anything by themselves and prefer sugar coated explanations by asking asinine questions without even trying to search for some background.
I also think that "kids" these days are too pampered and contribute to a declining world social structure of laziness.
fcuking hell....
tom, you son of a bitch, how the fcuk do attract such retards here?
hey uni, i seriously hope you get mauled by a bear.
DIE!!!
| Tom_Smart wrote : It's not the comment that pissed me off. It's you, you're a fcuking retard. Your comment was obviously something you googled when looking for an insult for a Scouser. Insults I can live with, I just have a dislike for morons. You are the reason people shouldn't brake when a simpleton walks out in the road.
|
Well it looks like your the woman here Tom_smart, is it that time of the month for you.
your reaction to my comments is like someone who is just going through there period,
As for the good looks well I bet you have face that belongs in a butchers shop with a apple in its mouth
Pr!ck.
Hey Vok, can you provide a link to that search engine thingy?
With pleasure. I'll do a newbie version as well for linkable and static:
Newbies, pay attention now:
http://www.google.com or you can just use www.google.com
If you can't type, then just click this one:
GOOGLE (Add to favorites though)
Or this one (as a tribute to Bomber):
gOoGlE
Disclaimer to noob: If you really know something by now it would be not to click on suspicious links/buttons/nads/nipples.
PS - Previously typing a link wouldn't make it click-able.
EDIT: Focken hell - I post and it shows one single post for the thread. You back track, reload and the post is gone. Now you redo it and when you post it shows double. Brilliant. Frogz
Wow, that thing is amazing. It does everything for you. I just asked it 'if Man united will beat Liverpool' and it instantly replied 'Did you mean, I've gone mad and need professional help'.
Hang on a moment while I check if Arsenal will make it to Europe next year.
Sh!t, the internet can't be wrong. Looks like I need professional help again!
Ha ha... The second query might crash a few servers as it's not used to such dumb questions. The first one returned a result in 0.00001sec with a definite yes.
You going to your game tonight?
Fanny
btw thats not ment for you the last post Voko
Turns out that the internet search thingy is a lot wiser that you first imagine. Presuming that you actually have an imagination of course! I asked again about the Liverpool Man United question and it had a very clever answer.
Addressing someone out of the "reply to" context.
You would normally use @XXXXX where the x's refer to intended name.
Example;
@Unicomplex
I don't care.
Hey Gooner, seeing as you don't like 'dumb questions' I decided not to answer the one about going to our glorious victory over Madrid.
[clarity for dunce]
@Pr!ck
[/clarity for dunce]
Pr!ck.
Yea I know, thx Voko
Ok you can have a laugh at me now then, what do you think the chances of our team Sheff utd are at going up this season, then hopefully I may get the chance to go to Anfield and see Tom_smart, he shouldnt be hard to miss, he will have a prick on his head.
Pr!ck.
You know Tom_Smart despite what you think of me, good luck tonight and have a good night, I hope liverpool win,
I would rather see all English clubs get throught to the finals, How many seasons this will last until UEFA trys find an excuse to ban England again from this UEFA cup because we keep winning it is a matter of time.
Pr!ck.
Sometimes we just need a colour printer and a bathroom break!
| Spoiler :
|
God damn it i hate reading these posts at work where i cant see the pics...er no wait im probably safer this way.
anyway my first post here was a dig at Rob, me and stranger came down here at around the same time, my dig at Rob didnt go well and thats all im saying about that.
| Flakes wrote : ... anyway my first post here was a dig at Rob ... |
That must have been fun to watch ...
er, yea i believe at some point I took it a bit too far, which isnt really like me but at the time i was being a bit of git.
I'd like a link to be honest.
There are 1124 identified and unidentified users. To see the list of identified users, Click here.
You are about to answer a thread that has been inactive for more than 6 months.
If you still wish to proceed, please ensure that your posting is original and does not duplicate or overlap any prior responses to this thread.

