Please get back to me-Stevie

There's this guy I really like and his name is Travis Garland. I wanna
know few things...

1.Does he think bout me?

2.Does he talk bout me to his close
friends?

3.Is he attracted to me?

4.Did he write a song bout me called Stranger?
and
5.Is he in my future?

Please get back to me soonly.

Stevie

Hello Stevie. I've looked over you post and I've come up with these carefully considered responses.

1. Why the sodding hell would he waste time on a donut like you?!
2. Yes, they laugh their arses off about you, you loon.
3. Doubtful. You have a face that when compared, you couldn't punch clay any uglier and and you have breath like a zoo keepers boot.
4. No, but he has composed a little ditty called "Stevie is a numpty".
5. Not likely, but keep up the obsessive behaviour, and you'll probably be in his cross-hairs. And mine if you don't sod off.

Hope this doesn't help in any way at all. In fact, I hope it makes you miserable as hell, although having read you post, you're already there.

Now, do one.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.c [...] =145570809



there go fcuk yourself

What happened here...

Where do these people come from.
Have they come from BOM HQ an been given unlimited acces to the other...