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if somethings neither here nor there, then where the hell is it?

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Up your arse. Look around you'll see it. Shouldn't be too difficult with your head already there.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

If something is so close, yet so far. Where is it.

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Reply to strangestranger

It's contained in the lump of flying poop that's heading in your general direction.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Wash your hands Chimpy. Girls don't like stinky fingers.

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Reply to zpyrd

That depends how you get them sticky in the first place.

Reply to audiovoodoo

As long as they smell like fish then theres nothing to worry about.

Reply to UNICOMPLEX

zpyrd wrote :

Wash your hands Chimpy. Girls don't like stinky fingers.

 
audiovoodoo wrote :

That depends how you get them sticky in the first place.


Though not mutually exclusive, one isn't a requirement of the other.

 

Try and be a little clearer. Women who are both sticky and stinky, probably as a result of numerous STDs, might not notice the difference in what each of you are saying.

 

Imagine how embarrassing that would be? Revealing yourself as the owner of a green-froth-spewing rancid chasm on a public forum full of total strangers.

 

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Message edited by Tom_Smart on 03-15-2009 at 11:04:36 PM
Reply to Tom_Smart

I don't eat anything that smells like fish decomp.

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Reply to zpyrd

After tom's post I may never eat again...

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Reply to _WW_

Thanks Tom. I mis-read Zyp's post too and was going to post something with the Stones album in it.

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No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

JustPlainJef wrote :

Thanks Tom. I mis-read Zyp's post too and was going to post something with the Stones album in it.




No Tattoo for You!!!!!!!!!


Although Zappa might have been more appropriate.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Zappa issued an album called Sticky Fingers?

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No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

He sure does now.

Reply to WingDing

Go ahead wingy...get yer ya's ya's out.

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Reply to _WW_

...*dry humps deceased bearded weirdo*...

Reply to WingDing

Hows about a bowl of goat's head soup to go with that?

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Reply to _WW_

...*squats down*...

....uhhhhhhhh......ahhhhhhh.......ehhhhhhh......

There you go....

Reply to WingDing

No, but he did have a song called "Stink Foot".

Maybe Chef from South Park could give you a bit more on stinky fingers (he has at least got as far as the britches)

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Wasn't trying to "succeed".

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Reply to Ninjahedge

I rarely do have a point, let alone get one.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Let time go on it's ridden race
Never get caught in it's snare
Remember the only acceptable case
for being in any particular place
Is having no business there.

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