Basically I would like to start a new Other, since I have a server at my disposal I was thinking about creating a site for us to use. The minimum requirement being a BBForum were we could continue chattering about anything we want a bit like we do now here. Although I would like it to be a bit more useful than just a forum so I was going to design the front page to look like the picture below;
The Forum part i can get up and running in one night, the actual beef of the site would take a bit longer, but in the end the aim is to have a forum where we can discuss what we want with a front end offering up-to-date news.
*Please note all subscription fee payments are to be forwarded to Flakes under the understanding that you hereby give your life and soul to the almighty Flakes. Your Life and Sole will be used and abused as necessary.
Would you advertise the site in the appropriate places so that these sort of posters are still attracted? I find they get me through the day.
If you want them i will advertise in the right places
will hippies be welcomed?
might there be pretty young women there too ?
Yes, very young, very very young pike.
As long as they are 18 or over, bien entendu!
Are WingDings permitted?
come with me and they won't say anything
I'll hide up your bum.
they'll be suspicious with the way i walk, won't they?
They'll be more worried by the sublime grin on your face.
Poop flinging target range?
| Flakes wrote : *Please note all subscription fee payments are to be forwarded to Flakes under the understanding that you hereby give your life and soul to the almighty Flakes. Your Life and Sole will be used and abused as necessary. |
Well, I don't think I have a soul, and I know I don't have a life.
What about people that crack themselves off too much...
ill get cracking with the forum and that tomorrow night since there seems to be quite some interest, i need to change the colour scheme slightly the yellow i used is a bit to bright, but thats the price i pay for using a sh*tty laptop screen to design.
update...
i have a Forum up and running, and the begining of the main page...
http://www.theother.j-henderson.co.uk/
whats left:
1. creating a system that allows me to create and update articles to display on the site.
2. Creation of the 'News' page
3. design finilisation and tests on different browsers.
4. interface tweaks
EDIT
Forgot to mention im looking for a proper domain name to use this one is just temporary.
Check out the terms when registering again. They seem to contradict the whole purpose of your site.
Turn the lights on, I can't see a fcuking thing.
When do we sign up and begin posting?
Send me cash for details.
Will 500 zimbabwian dollars suffice?
Yes, PM bank details and I'll make a withdrawal.
Acc no:
| Spoiler : fcuk you, you scouse twat. |
Yeah whatever, yer ma's t!ts.
How much to look at his ma's tits?
The current rate I believe is she'll pay you $20 to look.
The old slappers tits are so wrinkly she wears a screw on bra.
Dude... That's just nasty...
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Errr. First of all I know fcuk all about web design. Second, I'd guess that a web page needs to be categorized based on my abundant experience with work internet and the blocking that goes with it which leads me to the third: I can't access it due to it being classified as games.
So if there's a possibility - can you alter the category?
Well done Flakes, a Gooner free zone. Gets my vote all day. Keep the Manc Scum out and I'll pay the server costs.
Please. I know you are currently sh!tting your pants for the 21st as Arsenal has found some LOVELY form. I don't see us beating you by anything less than a two goal gap. And that's at Anfield.
Love us or hate us - we'll be the deciders on who goes to the top. Unfortunately we can't spare you but I assure you we will hand the mancs a new one in May. Just makes sure that you don't loose any games (except against us) and rest assured the mancs are left wanting the last three games.
You seem as confused about the likely outcome as you do by the spelling of the word 'lose'.
We'll take you apart at Anfield. It'll be made all the easier with your deflated egos after going out of The Champions League and having witnessed us tear the Commies a new one.
Loser!
There's no retort from me. I'll let the Gunners do the talking. Watch this space.
I might shut my mouth too, lest Blackburn do a Middlesbrough on us.
Good afternoon Tom Smart
It seems that we have a decent race between Man Utd. and Liverpool for the Premier League. I'd be grateful if you could let us win.
Hope this helps.
WingDing
Good afternoon WingDing.
It is turning out to be a great finish to the season. It's far from over yet.
A lot of things might yet happen.
Me not doing everything within my power to stop The Scum winning isn't one of them.
Hope this helps.
Tom.
Good afternoon Tom Smart
Firstly, I hope that the term 'Man Utd.' is appropriate, as much you detest them. I appreciate your guidance on the matter last week.
However, it looks like we'll just have to beat you fair and square, which is not something we're used to. Perhaps a biased match official will come to our rescue.
Hope this helps.
WingDing.
Good afternoon WingDing.
The name change is noted, though I prefer the term The Scum.
Biased Ref? What like the fcuk who gave you five minutes extra time on Sunday?
Seriously, where the fcuk that came from I have no idea.
Hope this helps.
Tom.
Edit for starring.
Good afternoon Tom Smart
Yes, it's funny how these things just seem to work out for us, eh?
Hope this helps.
WingDing.
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Fixed and then:
I'm surprised that with the economy falling flat on its face AND with your ill attempt at controlling your CC bills you are able to afford crack.
Good afternoon WingDing.
About as funny as c0ck cancer.
Hope this helps.
Tom.
Good afternoon Tom Smart
I thought you might say that. I see that a sense of humour does not apply when discussing 'The Scum'.
Hope this doesn't help.
WingDing.
Good afternoon WingDing.
I'm sorry I gave you that impression. You have no idea how much I'll laugh if you don't win.
Seriously, it's all about taking the rough with the smooth. Too many years without a win, I now all about the rough.
Hope this helps.
Tom.
Good afternoon Tom Smart
I'm sure you'll take a loss in equally good spirits.
Hope this helps.
Wingding.
Good afternoon WingDing.
I had resigned myself to that fate after the Middlesbrough game. Seriously, I might even have kind word to offer should you cease fcuking it up.
Hope this helps.
Tom.
Good morning Tom Smart
I would die of shock if that ever happened.
Hope this helps.
WingDing.
Good morning WingDing.
I will probably have some kind words for you later, when FC Porto stuff you good and proper.
Hope this helps.
Tom.
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