RodD has been kidnapped by aliens.

Sorry about the typo in the title Rob. I can't edit it, apparently I'm not allowed. I'm not even allowed to edit the contents of the post either. More magnificence from French software no doubt.

Sadly, it was all too reminiscent of Series' 7-9. Plot was good, typical stuff, but the gag rate was nowhere. The beauty of 1-6 was that they had great storylines with a shedload of gags. Now the focus seems to be on the complexity of the story and explaining how they got in the sticky stuff without the usual half dozen gags about Rimmer or Kryten running everyone's ideas down. The absence of a laughter track was deliberate, because everyone watching would have realised it wasn't fcuking funny.

Sadly, it's gone the way of Only Fools and Horses. Bringing it back for one last hurrah seemed like a good idea, but in practice.... a big steaming bucket of sh!te.

With or without seeing me on vid?

The best Red Dwarf I watched this weekend was the out-takes special on Dave. For once they were showing something without Clarkson in it, that alone made it a special event.

Sniff his arse and you'll get your answer.

1807, judging by the stench.

Tasting notes:

A heady bouquet, characterised by putrid vaginal discharge and seeping pus. The taste on the palate is crisp and clean, mainly because of the lemon curd effect of the congealed colonic mucus around the ringpiece. The moist tagnuts in the arse hair add texture and a certain aroma of sarcoptic mange mites, and the lingering aftertaste is one of finely stewed spew, drying skidmarks and a hint of Wingy's male mayonnaise.

[/brokeback] anyone?

lol

Sounds more like a recipe from my local curry house, dam you made me hungry WingDing.

I'd like to watch.

How do you know when a woman is on steroids?

She rolls you onto your stomach and rapes you up the arse with her clit.

His mother is doing fine, TYFA.