Anyone died of flu yet?

No flu yet. My antivirus must be working.

I had 'flu about three weeks back. Felt like sh... cr... faeces for a day or so, with a persistent cough lasting a week.

Since it actually got past my immune system, I then got depressed after noticing that it still wasn't strong enough to decimate (i.e. reduce by nine tenths) the population.

Ah, well. C'est la vie.

I have no idea what that joke is all about.

Quick test, is the Wingding humping you right now, if not you are probably o.k.

I sneezed earlier, might be the start of something nasty.
Might just be catshit from the petstore downstairs...who knows!

Then watch the WingDing perform unnatural acts on the cooling corpse.

That scene made me pitch a tent.

I hope this kills billions, its good to see natural selection back at work.

Paralysis of the hand?

Two broken hands.

Fortunately for me the flu virus as no affect on the Borg, we are impervious to such infections.

Will do WingDing but all in good time, prob when all the alco kills off my liver from the heavy drinking over the weekend.

Are you kidding? My festering knob is a pandemic....

Pandemic doesn't mean it is serious, just that it is well traveled.

Heard on CNN yesterday that:

1. It started in the US, not Mexico.
2. It does not contain several of the more pathogenic RNA strands/sequences "needed" to be a more serious threat
3. Many of the reported cases in Mexico were other things. Many fewer cases and deaths have been confirmed than reported.

So although this means you shuold not go around kissing pigs, it is also not time to seal your house in saran wrap.






Unless you are talking about Wingys place for the weekend, in which case.....

Sheep are better, more to hang onto.

Hey NH. When you blow a guy, do you spit or swallow? Wingy wants to know.

I prefer using an inflatable doll and a wet-dry vac.

Much more cost effective.


BTW, you still owe me $20.

Well, I can't take all the credit.

I outsource to India don't you know.

I prefer turkish.

When does anything you say sound right?

The hand you have been using most often the past few nights.

Technically, if you injure your left hand, then your right hand becomes the one that's left.

More sheeple I see.

I'm still a virgin.

I'm not even a virgin yet.....