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KingLoftusXII   05-06-2009 at 05:55:52 AM

It's 11:55pm and I've just finished a 750ml of Jim Beam. On a Tuesday night. Some things never change. Now piss off. Pricks.

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+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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KingLoftusXII   05-06-2009 at 05:56:44 AM
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2 months today with out a smoke though. So that's something. Or isn't. Are you still talking?

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+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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strangestranger   05-06-2009 at 09:59:57 AM
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Go to bed, drunk.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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WingDing   05-06-2009 at 11:31:36 AM
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Yeah, you old lush.

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UNICOMPLEX   05-06-2009 at 03:37:15 PM
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Not bad for a tuesday nights drinking, hate to think what he as at the weekend, but I cant help think that it would be more healthy to have just carried on smoking instead, considering that drinking like that will prob kill you more quickly anyway.

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WingDing   05-06-2009 at 03:51:58 PM
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Do you smoke? [/hopeful]

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UNICOMPLEX   05-06-2009 at 04:01:36 PM
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No I dont smoke, but I do like a good drink at the weekend so I guess that makes me as bad really.

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Ninjahedge   05-06-2009 at 04:19:58 PM
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KingLoftusXII wrote :

It's 11:55pm and I've just finished a 750ml of Jim Beam. On a Tuesday night. Some things never change. Now piss off. Pricks.



I'm calling BS on this one.

1st, you used capital letters correctly.

2nd, you had things like 's in the correct places (It's).

3rd, you spelled everything correctly.


So did you finish, or just finish off a 750? Having your dog and the local little league team helping you out does not count you know!




BTW, "Piss with" not "off". ;)

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WingDing   05-06-2009 at 04:30:25 PM
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I was hoping you'd die of cancer. Slowly.

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UNICOMPLEX   05-06-2009 at 04:49:01 PM
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Your so mean Wingy, or is this your way of been in love with me.

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WingDing   05-06-2009 at 04:55:50 PM
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Well I only love people I hate.

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zpyrd   05-06-2009 at 08:33:36 PM
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I think the perv is in love. And it's not with a corpse. This has skewed my reality. I don't think I'll be able to deal with this.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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WingDing   05-06-2009 at 09:30:00 PM
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Well she/it/whatever is dead from the neck up.....

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Ninjahedge   05-06-2009 at 10:26:35 PM
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Family?

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WingDing   05-06-2009 at 11:35:30 PM
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No thanks, I already have one.

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Vokofpolisiekar   05-07-2009 at 03:46:15 PM
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Ninjahedge wrote :

I'm calling BS on this one.

1st, you used capital letters correctly.

2nd, you had things like 's in the correct places (It's).

3rd, you spelled everything correctly.


So did you finish, or just finish off a 750? Having your dog and the local little league team helping you out does not count you know!




BTW, "Piss with" not "off". ;)



Alcohol makes you intelligent. Duh.

And sexy.

And lucky. Bar Wingy.

Why's this place so quiet?

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BoM = Stalin = Communism.
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Ninjahedge   05-07-2009 at 03:48:30 PM
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Maybe they are all hanging out at Flakes'.

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WingDing   05-07-2009 at 04:01:44 PM
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It's a mass boycott in protest at the net nazi conduct of our great masters.

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strangestranger   05-07-2009 at 04:02:05 PM
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Probably, i just thought it was because most people have lives outside of here, or some people are just too pissed off at what BOM are doing.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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Vokofpolisiekar   05-07-2009 at 04:31:08 PM
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Might be true - but I come here during working hours when I got little to do. After hours I'll just come here when I'm horribly drunk.

------------------------------ \(",)/
BoM = Stalin = Communism.
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Ninjahedge   05-07-2009 at 06:32:31 PM
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What about when you are wonderfully drunk?

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Vokofpolisiekar   05-08-2009 at 08:09:38 AM
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Drunk is only good for a certain period, after which it goes down hill because a.) you stop or b.) you continue. Both lead to something much worse.

------------------------------ \(",)/
BoM = Stalin = Communism.
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Ninjahedge   05-08-2009 at 02:53:59 PM
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Marriage?

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zpyrd   05-09-2009 at 03:57:13 AM
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I hurt my right thumb. The nail cuticle is blue and my thumb is very warm. Not to mention it hurts like hell.
Good thing it's not my left thumb. That would ƒuck up my sex life.


Message edited by zpyrd on 05-09-2009 at 03:59:39 AM
------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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BigMac   05-09-2009 at 03:38:51 PM
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Unless you're left handed, what is it you do with your left thumb when you're jerking off?

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strangestranger   05-09-2009 at 03:43:31 PM
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He uses his right hand for moving the mouse to browse teh pron.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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mugz   05-12-2009 at 05:46:43 PM
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The mind boggles.

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Ninjahedge   05-12-2009 at 07:21:58 PM
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Not much boggling goin' on around here then!

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mugz   05-15-2009 at 11:02:41 AM
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My head hurts.

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zpyrd   05-16-2009 at 09:31:04 AM
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I dislike word games. All I see are tits.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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audiovoodoo   05-16-2009 at 12:00:54 PM
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You're not the only one...

 

http://www.gizmodiva.com/entry_image/0509/08/Scrabble_sculptures1.jpg

 


Scrabble tiles make up a curvaceous nude woman sculpture


Message edited by audiovoodoo on 05-16-2009 at 12:01:21 PM
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mugz   05-18-2009 at 01:34:47 PM
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I have this sudden urge to play wi- play Scrabble.

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zpyrd   05-18-2009 at 11:31:35 PM
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I don't even have the urge to masturbate anymore.
Mugz...are you and dad planning the second coming anytime soon, 'cause I'm feeling really down.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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audiovoodoo   05-18-2009 at 11:46:46 PM
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Don't be so cruel, poor Mugz is still working on a first cumming...

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WingDing   05-19-2009 at 09:25:28 AM
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That explains why his nutz are the size of a space hopper.

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zpyrd   05-19-2009 at 03:08:56 PM
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I will need a picture to imagine the dimensions of a space hopper.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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zpyrd   05-19-2009 at 03:21:45 PM
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Hmmm....I can understand his pain. Poor Mugz has a serious plumbing backup.

I didn't bother to read. All I needed to do was look at the pictures.

Spoiler :

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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KingLoftusXII   05-21-2009 at 04:52:25 AM
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Ninjahedge wrote :

I'm calling BS on this one.

1st, you used capital letters correctly.

2nd, you had things like 's in the correct places (It's).

3rd, you spelled everything correctly.


So did you finish, or just finish off a 750? Having your dog and the local little league team helping you out does not count you know!




BTW, "Piss with" not "off". ;)



Call whatever you want. We know you won't be calling a girl, that would be BS.

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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Ninjahedge   05-21-2009 at 03:49:31 PM
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Nope, not after my wife took my balls.

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Vokofpolisiekar   05-22-2009 at 08:17:38 AM
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I dread marriage.

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WingDing   05-22-2009 at 11:15:58 AM
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Be afraid. Be very afraid [/cliche]

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audiovoodoo   05-22-2009 at 07:51:18 PM
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WingDing wrote :

You'll be frustrated. You'll be very frustrated [/Painful truth]



Fixed.

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KingLoftusXII   05-22-2009 at 09:49:31 PM
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Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

I dread marriage.




Marriage is great. It's juggling all the mistresses that can be tough. ;)

------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

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zpyrd   05-23-2009 at 08:16:30 AM
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Poor bastard...wait until you're threatened with divorce. If she doesn't already have your balls you'll never be able to get them to come out from hiding behind your kidneys ever again.
Women have all the control and they know it.
The only thing a man has that a woman wants is money. A 1000 years ago it was food and shelter.
I don't have money. Thus I don't have a woman. And I suffer from blue balls. Which makes me a misogynist.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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WingDing   05-23-2009 at 01:43:34 PM
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If we pricked your gonads you'd fly around the room like a balloon.

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