I believe you are quite the expert on looking after money trees and was wondering if you thought this was a reputable supplier of them, also, how much yield in cold hard cash do they give?
------------------------------I'm a git, deal with it.
I would need to refer you to Tom Smart on this matter, but I am waiting in excited anticipation for the first yield from my current money tree crop. I must admit that they do look suspiciously like a crop of stinging nettles, but I'm sure Tom's word is good.
Tom also supplies some excellent fertilizer at a most reasonably truckload of cash per kilo.
Thanks for the advice, however, your money tree's don't sound anything like those in the pictures, are you sure the trustworthy and honourable scouse gentleman didn't give you the wrong seeds by accident and are you also sure that the fertiliser is not just pigs muck?
------------------------------I'm a git, deal with it.
I'm sure Tom did not make any mistakes, and in any event I am covered by the iron-clad scouse guarantee which he scribbled on the back of a used envelope. I read it recently and it seemed to suggest that I am a gullible twat and that I should go and f0ck myself, but I'm sure this was just a typing error.
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