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This place is totally dead... Thanks BoM for killing us off!


Anyway, saw this and thought it would fit in perfectly. here...

http://www.avatarsdb.com/avatars/acrobat.gif

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Yes, it is but awesome gif anyway.

I can't be bothered trying to stimulate some action by posting news or other *** cause no one will post.

I have always wondered how long this place will stay dormant till new arrivals take it over and i can't believe it but we may find out.

I reckon i could post this and no one would care



------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

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Reply to strangestranger
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Well, you'll just have to take it to L4D PMs and voice on Steam.....

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Reply to RCPilot
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Maybe everyones on vacation, cool gif

Reply to 4ryan6

I got back with the Chimpet, that's my excuse.

Reply to audiovoodoo

It is a bit dead in this section, thought it would be more of a laugh than this, theres only Wingy keeping me entertained, whats up with you guys !

Reply to UNICOMPLEX

We're regrouping.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

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Reply to strangestranger
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I feel sorry for the horse.
I hope the queer had his large intestine ruptured and died from sepsis.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

strangestranger wrote :

I reckon i could post this and no one would care


 

Strangest, I'm just looking out for you here. You do realise that by posting that link you actually fall under the new UK extreme pron legislation. Technically you could be placed on the sex offenders register just for clicking the link to view it... That's how daft the new legislation is. Under the definition of the act viewing Basic Instinct could also be enough to get you on the list... WTF???

 

Maybe you don't care because you already had your day in court...?

 


Message edited by audiovoodoo on 05-16-2009 at 11:47:11 AM
Reply to audiovoodoo

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Message edited by audiovoodoo on 05-16-2009 at 11:55:37 AM
Reply to audiovoodoo

And for those that think I'm joking... It's Part 5, Section 63 of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008. The Wiki is probably an easier overview...

 

(The only good part of that act was Section 79 which allows me to call our mate Jebuz a chunt with impunity.)


Message edited by audiovoodoo on 05-16-2009 at 11:56:31 AM
Reply to audiovoodoo

Wingding is so screwed with part C in that wiki page.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

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Reply to strangestranger

Yes, but at least none of his home made vids will never fall foul of the sh1tty end of clause b.

Reply to audiovoodoo
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These people have too much time on their hands.

Reply to mugz

Too right they have to much time on there hands, most times when I have finished work all I have time to do is have dinner then a have bath and then I feel to tired and just want to go to sleep.

Reply to UNICOMPLEX

I don't get baths, I mean the only time the water is anywhere near clean is before you get in it.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

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Reply to strangestranger
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strangestranger wrote :

I don't get baths, I mean the only time the water is anywhere near clean is before you get in it.



self fullfilling prophecy

Reply to BigMac
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UNICOMPLEX wrote :

Too right they have to much time on there hands, most times when I have finished work all I have time to do is have dinner then a have bath and then I feel to tired and just want to go to sleep.



Oh...you sound like the woman who I think I'm dating ( because I sure as hell have know idea what's going on ) who comes over to visit me, gets in my bed naked then leaves after getting me horny for sex because she must get up early for work.
Hey...you want to know how to get a guy from erect to flacid in 0.4 seconds? Ask him how many women he has had sex with just before the two of you are about to have intercourse. You don't want to know how long it takes to recover a hard on after being asked that question. For me, about an hour and a half.

I have know ƒucking idea why I meet crazy women but the last five women I have dated have been totally wacked. Or I'm totally wacked and need a nice long vacation at the nut house where I can gets some really nice drugs that make you so happy you enjoy watching grass grow and paint peel.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

All hail the mighty ZpyrdDing!! [/Cross thread]

Reply to audiovoodoo
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Men need sex and women hold out.

Jeez like anyone has to even think for less than a millisecond why wars are started. That ƒucking bitch said no again. Bomb Iraq...I want to drive a tank up Saddam's ass.

No it really doesn't have anything to do with oil and the fact daddy failed. G. Dub's wife just said no one too many times and he snapped like a twig in February.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

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I thought you were still dating the ditch pig with the fecal fingers son?

------------------------------ I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"[/Chris Knight]
You know what ole Jack Burton says at a time like this? Ole Jack says...what the hell[/Jack Burton]

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Reply to Anoobis
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I skipped out on the "Dirty Sanchez" family a year ago. There is only so much coprophilia one guy can take in a life time.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

...*slaps zpyrd*...

How dare you say that.

Reply to WingDing

The fact that people who visit here know what that word means is scary.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger
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Nothing should scare you in the Other.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

Really? Have a look at this....

...*unzipping sound*....

Now imagine the smell.....

Reply to WingDing



Glad to see you didn't miss your period.

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
Reply to Ninjahedge
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Wingding if you smelled the crotch of my ex-girlfriend even you would gag.
The last time I saw her I could smell her from ten feet away.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

Ninjahedge wrote :

Glad to see you didn't miss your period.



Don't even joke... :??: [/Lucky escape]

Reply to audiovoodoo

zpyrd wrote :

Oh...you sound like the woman who I think I'm dating ( because I sure as hell have know idea what's going on ) who comes over to visit me, gets in my bed naked then leaves after getting me horny for sex because she must get up early for work.
Hey...you want to know how to get a guy from erect to flacid in 0.4 seconds? Ask him how many women he has had sex with just before the two of you are about to have intercourse. You don't want to know how long it takes to recover a hard on after being asked that question. For me, about an hour and a half.

I have know ƒucking idea why I meet crazy women but the last five women I have dated have been totally wacked. Or I'm totally wacked and need a nice long vacation at the nut house where I can gets some really nice drugs that make you so happy you enjoy watching grass grow and paint peel.



Poor zpyrd this proves your not thick skinned, the fact that you lose erection in 0.4 seconds when she asked you how many women you had been with shows that you have morals because you do feel guilty about how many women you have been with.
Have you asked her the same question ?

As for me sounding like the same woman, I dont think so, but I do find it boring doing it in bed all the time, I prefer doing it in exciting places where you run the risk of someone seeing you or catching you, now this really turns you on.

Reply to UNICOMPLEX

Ah yes, you did cave in didn't you chimp, how are things on that front.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

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Reply to strangestranger
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I'm 39, I don't care how many guys she's been with. Screwing in different places is always fun.
I don't feel guilty about how many women I've been with. It's just the timing of the question that was ridiculous.
I talked with my sister about her other unusual actions over the past few months and my sister thinks it's best I steer clear of her. My gut and brain agree with my sister's advice. I believe it is best to let it go and not get involved.
It sucks, but I think it's the best think to do.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

strangestranger wrote :

Ah yes, you did cave in didn't you chimp, how are things on that front.



I'm not expecting any milliners to be seeing a surge in business just yet, but on the whole it all seems to be heading in the right direction. If nothing else it allows me to look down on Mugz with a smug grin on my face.

Reply to audiovoodoo
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I'm ƒucked.
Pass me another beer.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

....*strains*...

......uhhhhhh......ahhhhhh......mmmmmmm.....

Reply to WingDing

zpyrd wrote :

I'm 39, I don't care how many guys she's been with. Screwing in different places is always fun.
I don't feel guilty about how many women I've been with. It's just the timing of the question that was ridiculous.
I talked with my sister about her other unusual actions over the past few months and my sister thinks it's best I steer clear of her. My gut and brain agree with my sister's advice. I believe it is best to let it go and not get involved.
It sucks, but I think it's the best think to do.



Classic.


Screw her [i]then[/] leave her. ;)

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Reply to Ninjahedge

audiovoodoo wrote :

I'm not expecting any milliners to be seeing a surge in business just yet, but on the whole it all seems to be heading in the right direction. If nothing else it allows me to look down on Mugz with a smug grin on my face.



I would ask Mugz what that means, but it seems he has his mouth full at the moment.

Christ that's gonna haunt me for a while.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

WingDing wrote :

....*strains*...

......uhhhhhh......ahhhhhh......mmmmmmm.....



Cream ale?

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Reply to Ninjahedge

No thanks, I just passed one.

Reply to WingDing
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Constipated again I see. Just use salad fingers to work it out for you.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

We risk creating another fecal fingers.

Reply to WingDing
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We could teach Salad Fingers to lick it's fingers for our Pica amusment.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

Reply to zpyrd

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@AV

*BASTAGE!*

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