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zpyrd   05-24-2009 at 11:26:44 AM

Lookin' For Sex In All The Right Places
Findin' No Sex In Those Places
Gettin' So Desperate
I Wanna Do A 200 Pound Fat Chick
Don't Even Care If She's A Double Bagger
I'm So Horny I'll Ride Bareback On A Crab Infested Crack Whore
I Might Consider Bangin' A Thai Ladyboy
Don't Be Scared Little Wusy I Won't Make Your Ass Bleed
Don't Cry My Baby Wusy
I'll Let A Wingding Suck You Off

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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strangestranger   05-24-2009 at 11:34:06 AM
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You need a holiday zippy.

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audiovoodoo   05-24-2009 at 12:53:55 PM
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** PM's Zippy the GPS coordinates of the Slapperford **


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audiovoodoo   05-24-2009 at 12:57:09 PM
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You know it makes sense...

 

Crack Whore = Car Wreck Ho / Raw c0ck Her

 

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Message edited by audiovoodoo on 05-24-2009 at 12:58:33 PM
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UNICOMPLEX   05-25-2009 at 12:20:18 PM
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No No dont take the bad chimps advice, you will just end up with more trouble than you can handle, hes just a mucky chimp who will prob shag anything, and lets not forget where the AIDs virus came from ! > mucky chimps.

strangestranger has got the best idea take a holiday.


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pike   05-26-2009 at 10:54:04 PM
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Have you tried a dating service? If i were in such a situation i might do that myself. I know people who have found their mates that way. Why not you zp?

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Vokofpolisiekar   05-27-2009 at 08:09:32 AM
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Fock that. I man must hunt. Not order.

If all else fails, roffies is the way to go.

ANOTHER STELLAR TIP FROM THE SOUTH.

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BoM = Stalin = Communism.
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pike   05-28-2009 at 12:30:40 AM
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Hunting was for prehistoric man, for survival in his environment at that time. Today, in our present environment, a romantic relationship is more a thing of magick and mystery than brute force or anything you might qualify as manly.

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Vokofpolisiekar   05-28-2009 at 07:34:42 AM
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If you're a hippy yes.

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zpyrd   05-30-2009 at 08:00:59 AM
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Dating service too expensive.
Hunting with Alcohol and chlorpromazine seems like a better way...to go to prison to meet Bubba my new bum butter lover.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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WingDing   05-30-2009 at 02:25:05 PM
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I like it when you talk dirty.

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