Oi!

I'm still here, everyone else has fcuked off and not told me.

I'm here, but not as often. I found out that Tom's creates a lot of what appear as separate page hits, and it puts me on reports. So I visit on occasion.

I'm busy falling of my bike... Out up near Oldham yesterday enjoying the sunshine and a young (4 ish or so) kid runs straight out. I had less than a couple of ft to stop and nowhere to turn. SMACK!! I got thrown over the bars, had to try and keep the bike in the air as I did so as not to take the kids head off. Landed on my shoulder still clipped into my peddles.

Kid was OK but he'll be sore as hell today, left him with some serious bruises. His gramps picked him up of the path and he was that shaken the lad just pissed himself on the spot. I've broken a finger, bruised my shoulder and busted my knee up a bit. I really do hope the kid ain't to bad but even his folks said he should have been looking where he was going... lucky it was in a park and I was going ~8mph. Had I been at full speed I'd have killed him.

Keep it in mind when you're out driving today folks... summer is here in the UK and pissed folks and kids are everywhere.

You're just envious that I have such a well stocked larder to choose from.

Nothing wrong with a little hand action....

I mean second hand goods....


At least he's getting some. How's your pristine still-showroom-new bedroom ride doing for you?

eh, just look at the place... they've turned it into an advertising cartoon land...

old man/woman's club? seriously?

poor, poor wingy, still not getting your money's worth eh?

Work??? I get to work, get to work and go home. I'm so busy it's not funny anymore.

I'm starting to get pissed off about my 15 hours work days...

So we're all in the same boat: either we still have a job and we're working our assess off to make up for those that got kicked out, or we don't have jobs anymore and complain about that.. so where's Tom? He can explain why it is stupid to work for a living...

Says a hippy. It will be a cold day in hell when I see anything a hippy has to say about work as valid or logical.

Well read his post again. which would you prefer: Having a job and being obliged to work overtime but compensated for it or being laid off and having to find work (no paycheck or a small wellfare check and normaly busy most of the day looking for work). The choice seems clear for me so that:s why i say to not complain about being obliged to work overtime. And it"s not the amount on time one spends with family that counts but of course the quality.

Pike, I would rather have poison ivy than have my testicles chopped off. You can't compare one obvious extreme to a rather unpleasant experience.


Well, you CAN, it just isn't a good comparison.

You have clearly never mated with a WingDing.

And not much of anything else....

I prefer having two...

Only when I sweat.....

Funny, except:

1. I don't live with the folks anymore.
2. THEIR dog died a few years back (and no, no carcas to hump either)
3. Even the dogs wont go near me after sleeping with XTC's folks
4. I am no longer in posession of my balls after marriage. You will have to ask my wife what I am allowed to think.

What about healthy MJ jokes. Wouldn't they be more ironic?

Nah, not the US, just the pop-star junkies.


Also, you seem to forget his popularity in Japan.... God knows why....

I did not realize MJ had a plastic thingy...

Nice one!

You also don't want to put plastic in the ground - it takes ages to degrade. Ask Pike. He is a hippy and was fondled by MJ.