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Zippy's favourtie newsreader?

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It's a good day for bad news...

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Reply to audiovoodoo

Those are positively dangerous.

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Reply to WingDing

Do they remind you of a shapely bottom? I hope so as you can't have them either.

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Reply to audiovoodoo

I'd be afraid of falling between them and being crushed.

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
Reply to WingDing

WingDing wrote :

I'd be afraid of them falling for a nice diamond encrusted bra and crushing my bank balance.



Fixed.

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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News...was she reporting the news?

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Reply to zpyrd

Jeez - why is everyone having a pop at the WingDing all of a sudden?

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Reply to WingDing
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Dutch news readers are the best (yes, she's Dutch).

Reply to BigMac

I haven't said anything lately Wingy...

I'm slipping apparently.

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Reply to JustPlainJef

I'm taking the missus to Boston with me at the end of July....another chance for her to lighten my bank balance :(

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
Reply to WingDing

Jef started charging now Tom seems to have gone to ground?

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Reply to audiovoodoo

Oh God no....Jef is most definitely the Netto of the lover market.

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
Reply to WingDing

Whereas your wife is definitely the Harrods of the denial market....

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Reply to audiovoodoo

She has it down to a fine art.

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
Reply to WingDing

Such a fine art I hear Saatchi has expressed an interest.

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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BigMac wrote :

Dutch news readers are the best (yes, she's Dutch).



I hope you realise that was a touched up video including her cleavage!

Reply to pike
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I just wasn't touching it I was licking it.

Uh..uh..uh..oh..oh..no..no..NO..AGH..WINGDING..I licked wingding's weenie.
Just shoot me in the head with a sawed off 12 guage.

That sonofabitch is always getting me with the lights off.

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Reply to zpyrd

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you'll have to have yur tougue amputated now...

Reply to pike

....*smokes cigarette*...

He might wanna wash that muck outa his hair too......

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Reply to WingDing
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pike wrote :

I hope you realise that was a touched up video including her cleavage!



Well if they can do that realtime that's a feat in itself then.

Reply to BigMac
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maybe not real time, no

Reply to pike
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Interesting...

Reply to mugz
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I have an itch.

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Reply to zpyrd

Shouldn't have bummed me then.

Reply to WingDing
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I can't smell the difference between fresh pussy and a seven day old corpse anymore.

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Reply to zpyrd

We must be related in some way then....

Reply to WingDing

Yeah, neither of you get to see either item.

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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SuperChimp...Don't start rumors that are true.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
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Reply to zpyrd

Want the number for the Slaperford?

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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Do you still have the five nude pictures?

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
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Reply to zpyrd

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