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Ok, it's not the correct name for it, but when was there a section for health and nutrition and or the gym??

Has the Government managed to even fist it's own health crap to the internet?

When did this happen?
What is happened to this world?

When has the common man become to retarded that he is unaware that eating greasy, fatty food everyday will make you fat..Has the reasonable British bloke turned into septics?

And where is Tom when you need his witty replies on such subjects.

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Pr1ck!

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Reply to audiovoodoo

No thanks, I just had lunch.......



Sorta.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

A slab of my congealed man-fat hardly counts as lunch.

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Reply to WingDing

Then I shouldn't have left you in the fridge that long, should I?

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Reply to Ninjahedge

You always do. Bastard.

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Reply to WingDing
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Wingding, I'm going to ask you about your... no, wait...

*disguises self as Ninjahedge*

Tell me about your knock-knock joke.

Reply to mugz

Knock Knock....

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Reply to WingDing
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*still disguised as NH*

Who's th... no, wait...

*disappears into lab for several minutes during which may be heard the sound of much activity*

*animatronic Ninjahedge emerges*

Who's there?

Reply to mugz

....*FOCK OFF!!!!!!!!*.....

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Reply to WingDing

Mugz keeps an animatronic NH?

I mean, I could understand someone like, maybe, Farah Fawcett or even Lucy Liu, but you have an animatronic NH?


/me looks for Animatronics Anonymous intervention hotline....

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Reply to Ninjahedge

No, he just knocked one up... or are you just in need of a really big dump?

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Reply to audiovoodoo

If I gave a sh!t, maybe.

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Reply to Ninjahedge
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I had to rewire and remodel one of the old llamas.

When the hell did the original disappear anyway?

Reply to mugz

AV used them as toilet paper.

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Reply to WingDing

I had to use something to clean up after my holiday photo shoot in Amsterdam... Does the bet still stand if it's written in Dutch?

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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I guess...

Reply to mugz

No it bloody doesn't.

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Reply to WingDing

Fcuk - I've just had a Wingyesque CC statement... :(

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Reply to audiovoodoo

Really not funny, is it? Welcome to my world.... :(

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Reply to WingDing

I watched a programme the other night where this god awful woman was talking about eating mung beans for digestion.

I couldn't help but laugh and think of AV!!

Reply to Dirty_Barry

She'll be singing a different tune when the farting starts.

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Reply to WingDing

WingDing wrote :

Really not funny, is it? Welcome to my world.... :(



What? She charged all of it???

Check your PM's. ;)

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Reply to audiovoodoo
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