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Dirty_Barry   06-22-2009 at 10:26:57 PM

Considering this place is sinking quicker than AV and a bowl of mung beans, I thought I might like to get a little nostalgic on all you old geezers and ask within this forum what is your most funniest memory.

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zpyrd   06-23-2009 at 06:48:06 AM
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Wingding's credit card statements.

Wusy's attempts to lose his virginity.

------------------------------ Doctor Hooter
Boobs Boobs Boobs...who loves boobs?...I do I do

 

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audiovoodoo   06-23-2009 at 07:43:17 PM
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RC describing Coors as 'beer'

------------------------------ BoM - Just another bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys
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WingDing   06-24-2009 at 10:22:29 AM
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AV trying to deny his council estate pedigree.

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
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mrface   06-25-2009 at 02:34:28 AM
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two words:
svol
eden


nuff said...

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BigMac   06-25-2009 at 09:50:10 PM
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they were actually together?

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WingDing   06-26-2009 at 08:41:35 AM
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The Dead Sea turd thread.

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
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mrface   06-26-2009 at 12:08:14 PM
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Virtual Fight Club thread.

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WingDing   06-26-2009 at 08:17:55 PM
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That was a bit of a hoot, wasn't it?

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
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pike   06-28-2009 at 12:13:25 AM
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The arrival of qoop when everyone(including myself) beleived she was a guy.

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Ninjahedge   06-29-2009 at 03:55:06 PM
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mrface wrote :

Virtual Fight Club thread.



There is no Virtual Fight Club thread.

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
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mrface   06-29-2009 at 04:07:00 PM
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MPJesse starting his porn site,

Geneticweapon realizing he has crabs...

man, there have been some good times here, unfortunately.... well, i wont beat a dead horse.


NH there is one somewhere, rob and wingy went back and forth for pages on that one, it was supremely excellent.

Ill have to find it when I get home, excellent thread. :)

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strangestranger   06-29-2009 at 04:18:07 PM
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Mpjesse, ah yes, he put an ad up in the local college/paper or something like that.

He was a bit porn mad IIRC, 500GB's+ collection I think he once mentioned.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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Ninjahedge   06-29-2009 at 06:39:05 PM
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MF, have you forgotten Rule #1?

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
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strangestranger   06-29-2009 at 10:07:23 PM
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That thing was on par at least for time kept alive with the PS3 vs High End Pc thread.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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mrface   06-30-2009 at 08:40:23 PM
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lol, i just got it. damn im slow...

lmfao.

[/waits alongside wingy for ye ole shortbus, lunchpail in hand...]

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WingDing   06-30-2009 at 08:51:37 PM
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...*cops a sly feel*...

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
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mrface   06-30-2009 at 10:25:45 PM
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*...shudders...*

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Ninjahedge   06-30-2009 at 10:28:48 PM
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*feels warm and tingly all over*



























*Stops licking frayed extension cord*

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
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WingDing   06-30-2009 at 10:41:55 PM
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Please don't stop until you start to spark.

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
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Vokofpolisiekar   07-01-2009 at 08:00:13 AM
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My funniest moment. Anything from that Scouse when he was in a good mood.

------------------------------ \(",)/
BoM = Stalin = Communism.
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Dirty_Barry   07-01-2009 at 09:33:28 PM
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I always loved Tom's rants to pretty much everyone.
My god he used to make me laugh at work. You could pick anything from Tom and it would be instantly funny..

What happened to the old scouse.

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strangestranger   07-02-2009 at 12:02:06 AM
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BOM I believe.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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WingDing   07-02-2009 at 09:28:00 AM
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Same for RobD.

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
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JustPlainJef   07-02-2009 at 10:20:05 PM
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Seriously??? That sucks turds....

Virtual Fight Club was great...

"You might be gay if....."

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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JustPlainJef   07-02-2009 at 10:22:42 PM
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PS. If anyone has an email for Tom or Rob, PM me. Or email them and give them my info...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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Vokofpolisiekar   07-03-2009 at 01:24:50 PM
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Thanx a phuckin million BOM you bunch of insanely huge chunts.

------------------------------ \(",)/
BoM = Stalin = Communism.
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Dirty_Barry   07-03-2009 at 06:37:39 PM
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I actually tried to search for Virtual Fight club, the bloody thing doesn't exist on this site anymore. Either that or this French serch engine doesn't work right.

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Dirty_Barry   07-03-2009 at 06:44:38 PM
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Also, Tom calling American football Handegg. I had a good laugh about that for a good few days!

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Tom_Smart   07-05-2009 at 01:10:18 PM
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Dirty_Barry wrote :

I always loved Tom's rants to pretty much everyone.
My god he used to make me laugh at work. You could pick anything from Tom and it would be instantly funny..

What happened to the old scouse.



Good Afternoon Chunt Funter.

I've been busy hanging out of your mum.

Hope this helps.

Tom.

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strangestranger   07-05-2009 at 01:35:42 PM
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FFS, I knew it was too good to last.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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Tom_Smart   07-05-2009 at 01:46:39 PM
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Good Afternoon Scrawny Stranger.

Try topping yourself. That's pretty permanent.

Hope this helps.

Tom.

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WingDing   07-05-2009 at 02:49:28 PM
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Aww crap. And I just had the curtains cleaned :(

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
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Tom_Smart   07-05-2009 at 03:06:39 PM
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You might want to take a look at your pillow too.

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WingDing   07-05-2009 at 03:44:42 PM
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Now that'll never wash out....

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
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Tom_Smart   07-05-2009 at 04:01:29 PM
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Then have them replaced. Buying a few spares is probably a good idea too.

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WingDing   07-05-2009 at 04:27:12 PM
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I'll be able to afford new ones as soon as my money trees start to yield their crop.

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
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strangestranger   07-05-2009 at 04:52:33 PM
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You have about as much chance with that cash crop as an african nation during a drought.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
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Tom_Smart   07-05-2009 at 06:16:40 PM
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Money trees are a valuable source of income. Just depends on what part of the process you're involved in. Our government sell them to the great unwashed and get away with it by re-branding them as lottery tickets and scratch cards.

 

Seriously, what's the difference? There is a reason The Lottery is referred to as 'the moron tax'.


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WingDing   07-06-2009 at 09:22:00 AM
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Good morning Tom Smart

I hope that you are not implying a lack of intelligence on my part. I would have to kick your arse.

On a separate note, I am having trouble offloading the £12 notes you sold me. In hindsight, perhaps I shouldn't have paid you £50 for each of them.

Hope this helps

WingDing

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RobD   07-06-2009 at 10:44:18 AM
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Weird, popped on here last night for the first time in fooking months and lo and behold, Tom makes a re-appearance before I do.

BTW, someone been looking for this thread? Brought back some memories, and stopped me posting yesterday.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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mrface   07-06-2009 at 04:45:08 PM
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yes oh yes that was a classic

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Dirty_Barry   07-06-2009 at 11:42:01 PM
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Good evening Tom_Smart.

I feel that either your have been touched in the right places by a Japanese santa claus, or you have been hiding in a bomb shelter from the dibble.

Hope this helps.

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mugz   07-11-2009 at 10:37:47 AM
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Oh, scheiss, are you still around?

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audiovoodoo   07-12-2009 at 10:05:04 PM
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FFS.. as if getting back from that weeks holiday in the Dam wasn't enough to put me on a downer this evening it turns out Tom still lives :-(

------------------------------ BoM - Just another bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys
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Ninjahedge   07-13-2009 at 03:10:47 PM
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Hear that a lot Mugz?

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
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Vokofpolisiekar   07-13-2009 at 03:17:35 PM
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It's his one liner for yo mom...

------------------------------ \(",)/
BoM = Stalin = Communism.
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