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Is Fredi on drugs ?

Oh ... did he get fingered??

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TEACHER: Bongani, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

BONGANI: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

BONGANI: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

BONGANI: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: Bongani, go to the map and find North America .

BONGANI: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: BONGANI!
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

BONGANI: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Bongani, give me a sentence starting with "I".

BONGANI: I is...

TEACHER: No, Bongani. Always say, "I am."

BONGANI: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

BONGANI: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"

BONGANI: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!

BONGANI: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like
that at home.

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TEACHER: Bongani, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's Did you copy his?

BONGANI: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

BONGANI: A teacher

Does anyone else want a script for bricks?

You up-chuckled?

I actually think it's a little off.
I have 2000+ posts and I am a scout.

I guess postings to here matter squat?


I also notice that nothing is worth 1 point. What is this? Reminds me of when arcade games started giving scores in the millions to make kids think they were doing something better than the OLD games where they only got scores in the thousands......

You should get heaps of points for posting here ... where the pack mentality rules, and you may suffer considerable mental and gastric distress if you offend.

or not ...

yeah it seems the ranking system is messed up...

*Pukes*

I'm Efrican. I'm excused for being a "savage".

Civilisation didn't come easy to this country, and after the freedom broke out we just quietly disassembled it and reverted to barbarism.

*sigh*

*Belches louder*

MMmmmmmmm.

Bacon.

You sure Halaal likes being called that?


Better ask him.

Educate yourself

That was not humorous...

You licking it?

How would that be merciful, except for him?

I wanna see the focker smoke.

Dive?

OH! I forgot, you are lambasting me!!!!

I will have to go back to XTC's posts to see how I can effectively fight off this barrage of strident witicisms.


Did you know that Strident is also sugar free?

Ummmmmm....yeah.

That was too easy.






/me walks away

I read all those books when I was growing up.

Consequently I spent most of my time doing esoteric incantations and drawing strange shapes in the air.

I don't know whether I liked 'Call of Cthulhu' or 'Azathoth' more...

Thank GOD none of you are the 8th son of an 8th son....