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strangestranger   07-30-2009 at 03:48:59 PM

A little Wingding Porn

Title is a warning folks.

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Dirty_Barry   07-30-2009 at 05:38:47 PM
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Jesus hell - the thing didn't end!!!

WTF could have caused such a thing!
I have never seen such a mass!!

I will comment - it was mighty impressive.

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WingDing   07-30-2009 at 07:42:54 PM
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...*swaggers*... :)

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audiovoodoo   07-30-2009 at 07:57:25 PM
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For the first 40 seconds or so I was thinking meh. At 50 seconds I thought WTF, by 4 mins I was thinking the guy was going to start deflating!! If Wingy doesn't issue some form of coveted award for that one I don't know what you could do to prompt one.

I'll award you the golden wang for that one..

Spoiler :

http://lifecast.mikehack.com/images/cock_shot_side_view.jpg

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strangestranger   07-30-2009 at 08:05:15 PM
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Yep, seen it and thought of you guys, touching eh.

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Dirty_Barry   07-31-2009 at 02:57:09 PM
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I am tempted to embed the video on my Faceache page!

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B-Unit   08-02-2009 at 03:34:57 AM
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Good god, what kind of moron would let it get that bad?

I think they should have just let the infection take him. Would have done the world a favor.

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reynod   08-10-2009 at 05:27:08 PM
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Would it be better on toast as a condiment, or as the base for a dressing for a salad or a sauce base?

Just wondering.

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WingDing   08-10-2009 at 05:32:24 PM
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Please think about this carefully.....do you really want me to answer that question????

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audiovoodoo   08-10-2009 at 07:27:32 PM
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I always wondered where cream eggs got their filling from...

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WingDing   08-10-2009 at 07:37:47 PM
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Those are made from the rancid pus that drips from my scrotum boils.

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strangestranger   08-10-2009 at 07:48:42 PM
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If that was the case, I would suck them all days long.

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WingDing   08-10-2009 at 07:52:02 PM
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Creme eggs or my aching gonads?

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strangestranger   08-10-2009 at 08:03:06 PM
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Both if I can fit them in my mouth.

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WingDing   08-10-2009 at 08:25:38 PM
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Let's give it a shot...

...*a rather disturbing scene ensues*....

...right a little...nearly there....

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strangestranger   08-10-2009 at 08:30:49 PM
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*muffled screams sound from the depth of the other*

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WingDing   08-10-2009 at 08:33:49 PM
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Muffled? Wait 'til the second one goes in.....

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mugz   08-14-2009 at 12:46:51 PM
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*installs soundproofing and microphones*

*installs high-power speakers in the upstairs sections*

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WingDing   08-14-2009 at 04:10:51 PM
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...*utter mayhem ensues in the basement*....

Hear anything???

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pat   08-15-2009 at 08:06:03 PM
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WingDing wrote :

...*utter mayhem ensues in the basement*....

Hear anything???



*pat wispering at Winding's ear " my bunny was better than yours.. it had bigger balls..*

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WingDing   08-15-2009 at 09:03:21 PM
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Let's not hark back to those dark days.... :(

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RobD   08-15-2009 at 10:07:50 PM
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Ah yes. Wingy's wonky bunny.

...*points and laughs*...

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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WingDing   08-15-2009 at 10:12:31 PM
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...*kicks RobD in the berries*...

Now who's got wonky lobbers, eh?

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reynod   08-16-2009 at 07:26:32 AM
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Tell us more of this "bunny" please Master W?

*dons NBC suit and swaps out old cartridges on mask*
*loads atropine shot just in case*

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WingDing   08-16-2009 at 10:49:02 AM
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Part of my sig back in the good old days was a delightful ASCII code bunny. It was well formed, of good character and was of above average intelligence.

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RobD   08-16-2009 at 12:21:14 PM
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...*clutches aching berries*...

It also had a defective plonker ...*sniggers*... Hmm, I'm sensing similarities with it's creator...

...*points and laughs some more, coughs up blood*...

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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WingDing   08-16-2009 at 12:38:49 PM
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You know, I should probably lay off your taws for a while, they've gotten quite a pounding lately.

Oh yes, I almost forgot....

...*cries*... :(

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reynod   08-16-2009 at 02:06:04 PM
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Man ... your as old as me ...

*shudders at the thought of Wingy going into aged care*

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WingDing   08-16-2009 at 02:25:43 PM
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That kinda turns me on. I have a thing about old people.

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pat   08-16-2009 at 03:45:06 PM
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reynod wrote :

Tell us more of this "bunny" please Master W?

 

*dons NBC suit and swaps out old cartridges on mask*
*loads atropine shot just in case*

 

Hummm.. not sure Wingding would appreciate..


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pat   08-16-2009 at 03:47:45 PM
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WingDing wrote :

Part of my sig back in the good old days was a delightful ASCII code bunny. It was well formed, of good character and was of above average intelligence.




For bunnies, intelligence don't really matter.. it's all about reproduction. That's why they need good balls..

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WingDing   08-16-2009 at 03:54:35 PM
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You seem to have a worrying level of knowledge on the subject....

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pat   08-16-2009 at 04:10:58 PM
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WingDing wrote :

You seem to have a worrying level of knowledge on the subject....



yeah.. thanks for reminding me to send you back your litterature on the subject..

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mugz   08-17-2009 at 02:24:43 PM
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How many people on how many forums eventually had that damn rabbit in their sigs, I wonder...

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WingDing   08-17-2009 at 02:34:19 PM
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At least my furry little rabbit was unique.

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mugz   08-17-2009 at 03:55:01 PM
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And deformed.

*disappears to the sound of a string quartet having a fight*

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WingDing   08-17-2009 at 05:48:26 PM
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Uniquely deformed.

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zpyrd   08-19-2009 at 09:38:07 AM
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That was fvckin' great.

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mugz   08-20-2009 at 12:11:31 PM
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*the cellist has just inserted the bassist's double-bass into the violinist*

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