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audiovoodoo   07-31-2009 at 09:36:04 PM

Now why didn't anybody think of this before..

Wingy, I know you might feel left out but don't worry. I hear they make water soluble gloves too.

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strangestranger   07-31-2009 at 10:04:44 PM
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I am posting on a tech forum and you expect me to have a woman in my life let alone one who would look good with or without one of those things on.

Which planet do you come from.

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audiovoodoo   08-01-2009 at 10:48:24 AM
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Hey, if I can get one then you really must be one seriously ugly focker if you can't. Take it your really waiting for the genetic engineers to produce sheep with water soluble wool?

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strangestranger   08-01-2009 at 12:44:05 PM
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Nah, without the wool what would I grab hold of.

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audiovoodoo   08-01-2009 at 12:53:02 PM
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Your todger, as per normal.

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strangestranger   08-01-2009 at 03:30:24 PM
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Or my fleshlight :lol:

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Dirty_Barry   08-01-2009 at 10:25:08 PM
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I actually can't make out if SS is a man or a woman.

I am leaning towards a woman, but I am not sure.

It's actually kept me awake at night

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strangestranger   08-01-2009 at 10:53:34 PM
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I can be whatever you want me to be baby.

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Dirty_Barry   08-01-2009 at 11:23:10 PM
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See, I am now taking a stab and thinking bloke!

I am almost certain from that reply that you're a man!

It's something I would say!
And baby - I am allllllllllllllll 120% man!

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strangestranger   08-01-2009 at 11:43:22 PM
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The 20% being your beer gut?

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audiovoodoo   08-02-2009 at 12:46:49 PM
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Dirty_Barry wrote :

See, I am now taking a stab and thinking bloke!



Stabbing him with your pork sword penknife?

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Dirty_Barry   08-02-2009 at 01:11:14 PM
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20% being the extra stump inbetween my legs.

100% man, but then you have to add my enlarged member and extra 20% of me.

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reynod   08-07-2009 at 04:43:44 PM
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SS is a man ... he is far too much of a deviate to be a woman.

Yes most of the guys are ugly ... the rest are in wheelchairs.

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strangestranger   08-07-2009 at 06:33:21 PM
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Deviate?

Do you perhaps mean deviant?

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WingDing   08-07-2009 at 06:36:28 PM
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...*enters*...

Someone called?

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audiovoodoo   08-08-2009 at 03:07:06 AM
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He said deviant, not denied.

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WingDing   08-08-2009 at 09:37:32 AM
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...*withdraws, sulking*... :(

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audiovoodoo   08-08-2009 at 02:53:55 PM
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Look on the bright side, at least you got to withdraw.

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pike   08-08-2009 at 07:52:34 PM
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audiovoodoo wrote :

Now why didn't anybody think of this before..

Wingy, I know you might feel left out but don't worry. I hear they make water soluble gloves too.



If the bikini goes transparent in water...what's the point?

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WingDing   08-08-2009 at 09:33:09 PM
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Are you taking the p!ss, hippie?

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pike   08-08-2009 at 11:53:35 PM
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of course not

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audiovoodoo   08-09-2009 at 01:53:59 PM
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** Enters sporting large bag marked 'Mugz labs developments' **
** Reaches in bag and produces first prototype water soluble Llama suit **
** Clubs hippy with his own bag of organic shopping knocking him out **
** Stuffs hippy into Llama suit **

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WingDing   08-09-2009 at 06:56:45 PM
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About bloody time. I intend writing a strongly worded letter to your product development team.

...*performs unlubricated acts of penetration on wriggling llama suit*...

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strangestranger   08-09-2009 at 07:01:03 PM
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*Sprinkles glass powder around the rim*

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WingDing   08-09-2009 at 08:16:38 PM
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Squeeze of lemon, please.....

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B-Unit   08-09-2009 at 11:24:09 PM
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pike wrote :

If the bikini goes transparent in water...what's the point?



Actually if it works correctly there should be 2 points...

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Ninjahedge   08-10-2009 at 03:09:50 PM
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PIKE, does your skull go transparent when exposed to water?

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
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WingDing   08-10-2009 at 04:12:50 PM
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Let's find out.....

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Ninjahedge   08-10-2009 at 08:15:20 PM
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That's not water.........

>hurk<

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WingDing   08-10-2009 at 08:26:36 PM
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No dry heaving allowed.

Come on son, bring it all up.....

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Ninjahedge   08-11-2009 at 03:08:26 PM
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No way man! I paid for that food and I am gonna KEEP it!


>hurk<

*swallow*

Mmmmm. Bacon.

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WingDing   08-11-2009 at 03:11:17 PM
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But you hadn't eaten any bacon.......

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Ninjahedge   08-11-2009 at 03:13:03 PM
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Not for a while, no.........



/me ponders.

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WingDing   08-11-2009 at 03:20:09 PM
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Perhaps it was a really deep retch and you brought up some rashers you ate when you were 5. They can really stick in your colon.


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Ninjahedge   08-11-2009 at 07:19:22 PM
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/me looks up Rashers......


Why in heavens name would my mother feed me that?



*starts craving Taylor Ham....*

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WingDing   08-11-2009 at 10:13:50 PM
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So what did she feed you?

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Ninjahedge   08-12-2009 at 03:03:03 PM
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I think it was bits of chooped up puppy and kitten.

I don't know, when you fry things up with Garlic and Hot Sauce, you really can't tell.

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WingDing   08-12-2009 at 04:50:44 PM
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I've disguised many a mystery meat using that method.

Now you know where Shergar went....

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Ninjahedge   08-12-2009 at 08:33:28 PM
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/me Googles........


You're saying you have a slightly used horse to sell me?

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WingDing   08-12-2009 at 09:24:22 PM
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No, I'm saying that your mother fed you a stolen horse.

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WingDing   08-12-2009 at 09:44:37 PM
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Only in the sense that he is a complete chunt.

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audiovoodoo   08-12-2009 at 10:09:27 PM
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He can't be a chunt, Wingy. You get to play with him.

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WingDing   08-12-2009 at 11:25:47 PM
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....*smacks chimp*...

Are you implying that I have standards?

...*penny drops*.....

...oh...er....em.....

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Ninjahedge   08-13-2009 at 02:54:07 PM
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Heads or tails.





*ahem* Not the chimp.......

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audiovoodoo   08-13-2009 at 07:20:29 PM
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That's not my tail! [/Boastful]

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WingDing   08-13-2009 at 07:52:35 PM
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Close enough....

...*dry humps 'tail'*....

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audiovoodoo   08-13-2009 at 08:29:12 PM
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** Smiles as Wingding humps strangely palsticy tail **
** Presses 'eject' button on watch **
** Watches as Wingding is launched to an altitude approximately 21.5ft below the European space station **

Ok, so it singed the fur on my back it's a small price to pay...

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WingDing   08-13-2009 at 08:44:31 PM
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...*pervert floats in geosynchronous orbit*...

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audiovoodoo   08-13-2009 at 09:04:34 PM
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There's consternation in the constellations...

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