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zpyrd   08-25-2009 at 04:55:23 AM

Where are the perverts?
Is it a holiday?...and no-one told me...again. : (

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Vokofpolisiekar   08-25-2009 at 08:02:52 AM
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I'm no perv, but I'm here.

Wana hug?

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zpyrd   08-25-2009 at 10:59:00 AM
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Ok...but I have to warn you...I haven't had sex in so long my circumcised foreskin grew back...wanna see?

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WingDing   08-25-2009 at 12:20:08 PM
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Let me chew it off for you.....

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r_manic   08-25-2009 at 01:13:16 PM
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Spoiler :

http://i26.tinypic.com/23syex1.jpg

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zpyrd   08-26-2009 at 07:47:17 AM
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All I need to know...vegtables are getting more action than I.

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zpyrd   08-26-2009 at 07:51:45 AM
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Not a problem wing...I left a bit of smegma for your tastey pleasure.

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WingDing   08-26-2009 at 08:53:19 AM
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...*tucks in*...

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zpyrd   08-28-2009 at 10:11:04 AM
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ok...who's hiding all the regulars?

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WingDing   08-28-2009 at 10:27:02 AM
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They have a bad case of 'couldn't give a f0ck'....

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Ninjahedge   08-28-2009 at 11:35:41 PM
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WingDing wrote :

They have a bad case of 'couldn't get a f0ck'....



Corrugated.

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zpyrd   08-29-2009 at 09:01:12 AM
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Women scare me more than meeting Oprah and a wingding inside a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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mugz   10-02-2009 at 03:00:01 PM
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*runs*

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zpyrd   10-04-2009 at 10:32:08 AM
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Don't forget your honey roasted ham...

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Dirty_Barry   10-07-2009 at 09:10:58 PM
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I arrive and the Wingy goes AWOL.

Maybe we are the same preson.
Only this person is actually hung like a horse, unlike Wingy.

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zpyrd   10-08-2009 at 12:01:52 AM
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After the ditch pig/fecal fingers experience my penis has taken up residence behind my left kidney.

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strangestranger   10-08-2009 at 12:03:08 AM
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I'll help retrieve that.

*insets arm up zippy's rear end to the elbow*

Tell me when I'm close.

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Dirty_Barry   10-08-2009 at 10:42:41 PM
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*helps out with a foot and leg*
Let's see if we can get an old man up here.

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zpyrd   10-08-2009 at 11:27:09 PM
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While you're up there you might as well scrape out my colon with a wire brush.

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Dirty_Barry   10-09-2009 at 12:40:23 AM
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I have a better idea.
*Grabs industrial water cutter*

Don't worry, will have your colon clean as a whistle soon enough - just lay on this board here.

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reynod   10-11-2009 at 09:45:19 AM
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Still no Wingy, RobD etc.

Are they in gaol for those money trees?

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pike   10-12-2009 at 03:30:36 PM
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yes, it's nice and quiet now isn't it !

:)

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Dirty_Barry   10-12-2009 at 10:22:20 PM
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We need some more people down here.
We need new bodies that are fresh and new. Women even - a few more women that live near me and do dirty things with men would be ideal.

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zpyrd   10-13-2009 at 03:41:56 AM
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I met a woman who posted here. In person...No bullshit.
Helped me out when I was going through my divorce.

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pike   10-16-2009 at 10:34:29 PM
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Ah, yes, and you more than likely were not "looking" for that help...

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zpyrd   10-16-2009 at 11:50:19 PM
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I've been always on the look to meet a nice woman. Even back then just after my separation.
Also, she had a boyfriend (now married with a baby) and she's ten years younger than me so I wasn't chasing her to get in her pants.

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Dirty_Barry   10-17-2009 at 11:34:47 PM
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Well, I fcuking would.
But that's me - I am a dirty stalker.

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strangestranger   10-17-2009 at 11:48:46 PM
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Why not have a wash and be a nice clean stalker, then they won't be warned by the smell when you are close by.

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zpyrd   10-18-2009 at 12:21:30 AM
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DB uses chloroform to mask body odour and scopolamine to subdue his victims.
I wish I had some to use on the ditch pig or at least have been able to take scopolamine to forget the horrors of copulation with the ditch pig.

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Dirty_Barry   10-18-2009 at 02:02:36 PM
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I actually like using rhypnol and then surprising them after they have consumed it.

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audiovoodoo   10-18-2009 at 05:40:10 PM
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Yes, I guess it would be a surprise being knobed by something that looks more like a swollen clit than a ****.

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zpyrd   10-19-2009 at 08:33:12 AM
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I could find some pictures of clits bigger than dicks.

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audiovoodoo   10-19-2009 at 07:55:50 PM
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How many times do we need to explain the concept of the lady boy to you?

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Vokofpolisiekar   10-20-2009 at 08:07:45 AM
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There comes a time where theory should be applied in practical terms. However, I doubt whether zpyrd will like the results.

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audiovoodoo   10-20-2009 at 07:30:46 PM
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They've got tits!! I doubt their bung holes smell as bad as the festering snatch he's been sinking his willy into.

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Dirty_Barry   10-20-2009 at 09:05:20 PM
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A mouths a mouth in my eyes.

Don't matter if it's from a woman, man, cow or any other sort of living organism.
If I can fit into it, I will give it a go.

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zpyrd   10-21-2009 at 07:45:49 AM
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AV it's been a year and a half since the poking of the festering snatch. I would like to forget the horror. But it's impossible.
I'm aware of the Thai Lady Boys. And I have no idea why anyone would think I would want an intimate encounter with one.

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zpyrd   10-21-2009 at 07:52:02 AM
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NSFW
Woman bodybuilder clit.

Spoiler :

http://www.femalemusclexposed.com/femalemusclebabes/bigclitbodybuilder.jpg


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Dirty_Barry   10-22-2009 at 09:00:08 PM
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She is shaved. She also has a hole...I would do her.

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reynod   10-26-2009 at 04:04:00 PM
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Yeah but after a while SHS (same hole syndrome) starts to have an increasing effect ...

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girlnamedlou   10-26-2009 at 04:39:09 PM
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So what is it that's appealing? The idea of a new lay every day? ...so nothing gets "old"?

I'm curious Rey...


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strangestranger   10-26-2009 at 05:39:43 PM
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Why don't you try it out for yourself and find out?

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girlnamedlou   10-26-2009 at 08:58:35 PM
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A new lay every day? I suppose it would be interesting for a while...but then...I fear, that too would grow old.

Must be a happy medium...

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reynod   10-26-2009 at 11:43:47 PM
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I don't look at the mantlepeice while stoking the fire ... that seems to help with SHS.

Here I think most of us think about wingy's wife ... that helps.

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girlnamedlou   10-27-2009 at 04:16:19 AM
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I'm sure she'd be happy to know she's fodder for so many nice men...

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zpyrd   10-27-2009 at 12:36:18 PM
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Ear wax has a funky odour.

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reynod   10-27-2009 at 01:47:25 PM
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yes ... it does.

The wax from one ear often smells different.

Tumour ??

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audiovoodoo   10-27-2009 at 08:06:21 PM
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reynod wrote :

Tumour ??



No, I just flick mine at the wall.

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reynod   10-27-2009 at 11:49:02 PM
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I feel reassured now ... thanks.

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zpyrd   10-29-2009 at 12:52:06 PM
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My left ear leaks more cerebral fluid than the right.

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