Dr. Hooter's visits a shrink!

The other day, while Zippy was seeing his shrink, the doctor asked him what he looked for in a woman.

Zippy replied, "Big tits."

"No, I meant for a serious relationship."

Zippy said, "Oh, seriously big tits."

"No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?"

"Spend the rest of my life with one woman?" said Zippy "No woman's tits are that big."

The forum is dry.

lol ?

I've noticed.

...*cleans curtains*...

And some moisturiser.

So speaks the voice of experience.

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.

Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

"Where to?" he stammered.

"Union Station," answered the woman.

"You got it," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"

"Well ma'am, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does *THIS* answer your question?
"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"

A man storms down the stairs at 5am and tells his wife, "You're going hunting with me, or I'm banging you in the a$$, or you're blowing me. Now, I'm going out to get the hunting dogs."

15min the later the man comes back in the house.

The wife says, "Look, it's raining so I'm not going hunting, there's no way you're getting me in the a$$, so I'll just blow you."

She kneels down and starts to suck...

"Blah! Your **** tastes like $hit!"

"Yeah, well, the dogs didn't want to go either."

B!tches. Every last one of 'em!