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Bruceification73   10-25-2009 at 09:17:49 AM

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" ~Scott Adams

Thoughts? Personally I think there are stupid questions, and every teacher that ever told me there was no such thing needs to get their head out of their ass! The best example I can think of for a stupid question to ask a female teacher is, "Is it your period today?" As for a male teacher, maybe try "When was the last time your wife caught you looking up porn?"

So, what do you think? Do stupid people get smart just in time to ask questions, or do they ask stupid questions?

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strangestranger   10-25-2009 at 11:41:44 AM
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The irony is strong in this post.

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zpyrd   10-26-2009 at 01:40:13 AM
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I farted and I like it.

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KingLoftusXII   10-26-2009 at 02:15:26 AM
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I ate a sweet tasting pussy last night. Made her hands numb she came so hard. Now, what's this about a question or something?

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zpyrd   10-26-2009 at 05:08:45 AM
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Did she pee in your face when she came?

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girlnamedlou   10-26-2009 at 07:44:46 AM
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I can see you gents have been allowed to wallow in freakish man-fantasy for far too long...

And yes, there are stupid questions...they even have sub-categories: ignorant, insensitive, ill-timed, and indecent...just to name a few...


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Bruceification73   10-26-2009 at 10:37:35 AM
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You idiots travel in packs. Why? Are you afraid to speak alone? Can't stand your ground without zippy holding your hand?

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Vokofpolisiekar   10-26-2009 at 10:59:03 AM
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Bruceification73 wrote :

You idiots travel in packs. Why? Are you afraid to speak alone? Can't stand your ground without zippy holding your hand?



It comes with great irony that you come here posting and expecting some form of nicety towards you. The Others has a warning and guide to keep someone like you at bay. Most people read this and deduct that they come here at their own risk.

You however, do seem to delve lower into the realms of asininity. It's quite funny though [you being here].

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reynod   10-26-2009 at 03:43:54 PM
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Bye Bruce ... it's been nice seeing your a$$ getting dragged around this thread like a trophy wife.

now fcuk off back up to the top with the other donuts and take I love Lucy with you.

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girlnamedlou   10-26-2009 at 04:01:41 PM
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Now reynod...is that any way to treat a lady? I'm just here for some hot Wing action...don't hate me because I'm a girl...


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strangestranger   10-26-2009 at 05:38:45 PM
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No such thing as a girl on the internet, you lie.

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audiovoodoo   10-26-2009 at 08:10:20 PM
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TV was a girl, Cheeze was a girl and lets face it you show know signs of having an appendage yourself.

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girlnamedlou   10-26-2009 at 08:54:20 PM
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strangestranger wrote :

No such thing as a girl on the internet, you lie.



You caught me...I'm a fembot with explosive jumblies...

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reynod   10-26-2009 at 11:45:15 PM
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Snoo snoo .... or is it snu snu ??

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girlnamedlou   10-27-2009 at 04:14:23 AM
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Sorry...I don't know what that means...so if it's sarcasm it was lost on me. =P

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strangestranger   10-27-2009 at 12:07:16 PM
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It is from an episode of futurama.

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reynod   10-27-2009 at 01:50:12 PM
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jeez ... n00b.

I love that episode ... leaves to watch for the nth time.

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girlnamedlou   10-27-2009 at 09:35:46 PM
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Thank you stranger... =)

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pike   10-27-2009 at 11:27:08 PM
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Hello Miss Lou, long time no see. Things aren't as fun as they used to be down here. Try it out and see for yourself, it may just be me.


chow

dany

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reynod   10-27-2009 at 11:43:53 PM
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It is just you ... it has always just been you.

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girlnamedlou   10-28-2009 at 03:58:38 AM
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Heya Dany...it sorta seems that way...
But, I just got here and haven't seen a lot of exchanges yet.
How are you? And how's your love life? =)

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Vokofpolisiekar   10-28-2009 at 09:54:03 AM
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pike wrote :

Hello Miss Lou, long time no see. Things aren't as fun as they used to be down here. Try it out and see for yourself, it may just be me.


chow

dany



Dany? Is this your call sign to unsuspecting woman? :pt1cable:

It hasn't been much fun down here cos you haven't been frequent in your visits.

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strangestranger   10-28-2009 at 10:48:17 AM
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Pike, love life?

Perhaps with his trafficked asian minors.

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reynod   10-28-2009 at 02:48:15 PM
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Cruel and unlikely.

I'd see Pike as being the perfect doting husband ... making dinner for wifey ... mopping the floors ... holding down a great job ... driving around parks on weekends in his Beetle ... just like Ted Bundy.

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audiovoodoo   10-28-2009 at 07:24:46 PM
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Things are not always as they seem...

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pike   10-28-2009 at 09:35:13 PM
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girlnamedlou wrote :

Heya Dany...it sorta seems that way...
But, I just got here and haven't seen a lot of exchanges yet.
How are you? And how's your love life? =)



I'm so so, how about you?

Strange you ask about my love life as just last night i met a young woman on the street and she asked me if i wanted to come up to her room and took my hand but i had to say "sorry i can't but i'll try and see you later!" as this big dude was after me for some unknown reason.

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pike   10-28-2009 at 09:37:36 PM
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Vokofpolisiekar wrote :

Dany? Is this your call sign to unsuspecting woman? :pt1cable:

It hasn't been much fun down here cos you haven't been frequent in your visits.



Oh ? You seem uncaracteristically nice today! Or perhaps i have misjudged you, in which case i must humbly appologize.

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pike   10-28-2009 at 09:42:57 PM
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reynod wrote :

It is just you ... it has always just been you.



Yep, that's what my experience has been, and apparently this is true for you too...

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Vokofpolisiekar   10-29-2009 at 06:47:52 AM
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pike wrote :

Oh ? You seem uncaracteristically nice today! Or perhaps i have misjudged you, in which case i must humbly appologize.



I had lunch prior to posting. Your lucky day it would seem.

Now, back to that name: Dany. It just doesn't sound right. What happened?

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zpyrd   10-29-2009 at 12:37:36 PM
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I can't wrap my head around this thread.

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Vokofpolisiekar   10-29-2009 at 12:39:40 PM
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Then wrap a pair of boobs ffs.

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zpyrd   10-29-2009 at 12:55:42 PM
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That works....or have a muffin wrap her legs around my head.

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girlnamedlou   10-29-2009 at 05:18:08 PM
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Dany...
A young lass invited you up to her room but you had to beg off as there was a GOON chasing you?? This seems a chemically enhanced experience...everything ok? =)

I, too, am so so....though in some strange sense I'm glad to see that there are still intelligent young men servicing their baser needs here in the seedy underbelly of a tech forum. Sort of lends a sense of continuity to the world...

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strangestranger   10-29-2009 at 07:49:38 PM
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Intelligent men perhaps, but young?

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Vokofpolisiekar   10-30-2009 at 07:31:02 AM
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Ah fock it - I'll take the honors.

Where's my prize?

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girlnamedlou   10-31-2009 at 05:30:44 AM
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What...you mean you're not all rutting teenagers????????????????????
***...I'm in the WRONG place!

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strangestranger   10-31-2009 at 07:23:18 AM
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You're not a milf hunting for fresh meat are you?

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girlnamedlou   10-31-2009 at 07:05:03 PM
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Ha! Not quite...
But I'll admit to an honest need to be in the company of...shall we say...healthy men.

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pike   10-31-2009 at 11:25:59 PM
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girlnamedlou wrote :

Dany...
A young lass invited you up to her room but you had to beg off as there was a GOON chasing you?? This seems a chemically enhanced experience...everything ok? =)

I, too, am so so....though in some strange sense I'm glad to see that there are still intelligent young men servicing their baser needs here in the seedy underbelly of a tech forum. Sort of lends a sense of continuity to the world...



It was a dream but for me it was important and yeah, without our penises we guys would be lost, life would loose all meaning. :(

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girlnamedlou   11-01-2009 at 12:02:55 AM
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pike wrote :

It was a dream but for me it was important and yeah, without our penises we guys would be lost, life would loose all meaning. :(



I'm sure you're right...and if it's any consolation...life without penis is frighteningly meaningless for me as well. =)

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zpyrd   11-01-2009 at 01:29:19 AM
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I'm available.
And I'll sneak out before sunrise.

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girlnamedlou   11-01-2009 at 03:36:24 AM
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A gallant misogynist? Is this possible?

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zpyrd   11-01-2009 at 06:30:14 AM
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Of course we exist.
I love women...I dislike two face, lying, backstabbing women who lure you into their homes to do home repairs and when the repairs a finished I never hear from them again.

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girlnamedlou   11-01-2009 at 08:33:34 AM
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Are you a handyman? Cuz that would explain a lot...

And for the record, I apologize for the members of my sex, and granted there are many, who simply dislike, abuse, and torture men. It's shameful. Unless it involves consent...that's different...

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KingLoftusXII   11-01-2009 at 03:34:31 PM
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Zippy buddy, want to know the secret to woman? Other men. Run with it.

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reynod   11-01-2009 at 03:45:51 PM
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The secret to women is simple ... there is no secret.

They really are vain and insecure ... like everyone else.

Your best weapon is honesty ... which cuts like a knife.

Never buy into their delusions and fantasies.

Seeing a hooker once a week for cash is a much more honest transaction than begging the missus for some.



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girlnamedlou   11-01-2009 at 05:42:50 PM
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I believe you're right reynod... sadly...

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Vokofpolisiekar   11-02-2009 at 06:59:50 AM
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girlnamedlou wrote :

Ha! Not quite...
But I'll admit to an honest need to be in the company of...shall we say...healthy men.



I can still see mi..... wait. I just posted on the matter of not discussing anything with you of sensitive topic nature.

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girlnamedlou   11-02-2009 at 07:53:57 AM
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Yes...I saw that...

Pity...what EVER will we discuss now?

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Vokofpolisiekar   11-02-2009 at 07:58:41 AM
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Trimming the hedges?


Possible misunderstanding moment.

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