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"I'm telling you, your senses are on the fritz!" Jason tossed another
pokeball at the shiny unown, only for it to spin 180 degrees and blast
the ball to pieces, like it had the last five.
"And I'm telling you," Sai replied, "the shiny unown isn't here!
Whatever that is, it has to be a fake!"
"Look, even if it isn't THE shiny unown, it's A shiny unown. One shiny
unown's as good as another, right?"
"Actually, it's the W shiny unown." Sai shook her ghostly head. "Grr,
there aren't supposed to BE extra shiny unown. Twenty six, one for each
letter."
"Hey, unown come from somewhere, don't they?" Jason reasoned. "So,
maybe some time over the centuries, more shiny unown were born."
"Perhaps...no! There can only be twenty six! People can't come along
and mess up thousand year old mystical situations. It's just not done!"
"Whatever." Jason watched a seventh pokeball join its predecessors.
"At this point, I'd just like to know what's up with this pokemon. It
just dodged all my pokemons' attacks until they were exhausted, without
even trying to counterattack. It's like it doesn't want to fight, and
whoever heard of a pokemon like that?"
"Well...legends do say that, occasionally, there comes a pokemon too
cowardly to engage in honorable combat. But those are just legends, I'm
sure."
Suddenly, the unown dashed through a nearby wall of trees. Jason and
Sai gave chase, but before they could catch up, a helicopter rose from
behind the wall and started drifting towards them.
Jason noticed Sai gritting her ghostly teeth and straining. "You okay?"
"It is difficult not to let this much wind blow me away, but I have
faced worse." She looked at Jason with slitted eyes. "You actually
care about me?"
"Not really. Just making sure whatever you're suffering won't hurt me."
"Right. For a moment I forgot who I was dealing with."
The helicopter moved closer, soon stopping directly above and lowering a
ladder. There was some kind of blue symbol on its side, but neither of
those on the ground could read it from their current angle.
Jason and Sai braced for incoming hostiles.
A treecko idly watched beautifly and dustox sail by.
A seedot found herself airborne and upside down, sailing far across the
forest.
A zigzagoon wondered as some grass adopted the same blown-back look as
his fur.
"HUNTING UNOWN. WANT HELP?" boomed a voice from the machine above.
Jason and Sai looked at each other. Jason shrugged. "Eh, worth a
shot." He began climbing the ladder.
"Jason, wait!" Sai struggled to keep up with him. "There's an unown in
that city over there! I can feel it!" Her protests were in vain, as
the climb was short. Within a minute, its passengers aboard, the
vehicle soared off towards the fleet of similar helicopters it had
imitated one of, intending to meld in and follow them to their base.
"Is it just me," Jason wondered as the ladder retracted - was it just
him, or was the winch quietly giggling? - and the door closed firmly,
"or is there no one here? This thing must be on autopilot."
"You fool!" Sai bellowed, slightly grateful that the wind did not reach
inside this metal flying contraption. "This is a trap!"
"Mist Five to unknown bogey with Team Aqua markings," crackled the
speaker. "Please identify yourself, over."
TBC?
"I'm telling you, your senses are on the fritz!" Jason tossed another
pokeball at the shiny unown, only for it to spin 180 degrees and blast
the ball to pieces, like it had the last five.
"And I'm telling you," Sai replied, "the shiny unown isn't here!
Whatever that is, it has to be a fake!"
"Look, even if it isn't THE shiny unown, it's A shiny unown. One shiny
unown's as good as another, right?"
"Actually, it's the W shiny unown." Sai shook her ghostly head. "Grr,
there aren't supposed to BE extra shiny unown. Twenty six, one for each
letter."
"Hey, unown come from somewhere, don't they?" Jason reasoned. "So,
maybe some time over the centuries, more shiny unown were born."
"Perhaps...no! There can only be twenty six! People can't come along
and mess up thousand year old mystical situations. It's just not done!"
"Whatever." Jason watched a seventh pokeball join its predecessors.
"At this point, I'd just like to know what's up with this pokemon. It
just dodged all my pokemons' attacks until they were exhausted, without
even trying to counterattack. It's like it doesn't want to fight, and
whoever heard of a pokemon like that?"
"Well...legends do say that, occasionally, there comes a pokemon too
cowardly to engage in honorable combat. But those are just legends, I'm
sure."
Suddenly, the unown dashed through a nearby wall of trees. Jason and
Sai gave chase, but before they could catch up, a helicopter rose from
behind the wall and started drifting towards them.
Jason noticed Sai gritting her ghostly teeth and straining. "You okay?"
"It is difficult not to let this much wind blow me away, but I have
faced worse." She looked at Jason with slitted eyes. "You actually
care about me?"
"Not really. Just making sure whatever you're suffering won't hurt me."
"Right. For a moment I forgot who I was dealing with."
The helicopter moved closer, soon stopping directly above and lowering a
ladder. There was some kind of blue symbol on its side, but neither of
those on the ground could read it from their current angle.
Jason and Sai braced for incoming hostiles.
A treecko idly watched beautifly and dustox sail by.
A seedot found herself airborne and upside down, sailing far across the
forest.
A zigzagoon wondered as some grass adopted the same blown-back look as
his fur.
"HUNTING UNOWN. WANT HELP?" boomed a voice from the machine above.
Jason and Sai looked at each other. Jason shrugged. "Eh, worth a
shot." He began climbing the ladder.
"Jason, wait!" Sai struggled to keep up with him. "There's an unown in
that city over there! I can feel it!" Her protests were in vain, as
the climb was short. Within a minute, its passengers aboard, the
vehicle soared off towards the fleet of similar helicopters it had
imitated one of, intending to meld in and follow them to their base.
"Is it just me," Jason wondered as the ladder retracted - was it just
him, or was the winch quietly giggling? - and the door closed firmly,
"or is there no one here? This thing must be on autopilot."
"You fool!" Sai bellowed, slightly grateful that the wind did not reach
inside this metal flying contraption. "This is a trap!"
"Mist Five to unknown bogey with Team Aqua markings," crackled the
speaker. "Please identify yourself, over."
TBC?